How fucking deep is the lore now?

How fucking deep is the lore now?

"I got 999 moons for this?!"

New Donk City alone completely flips the Kong Lore on its head.

What happened there? Who lived there?

Too deep for mortal minds to comprehend. This is why Miyamoto always push back on more story in the game, he knows its too dangerous.

The D E E P E S T.

>Claw marks all over
>Swords stuck in the floors
Hmm..

>bats
>fullmoon
>ruined tower
Vampiric werewolves done 9/11. This is why splatoon 2 had that splatfest. Obviously.

>Vampiric werewolves
What caused them to split up?

Possibly linked?

Now you're asking the right questions. We'll have to go deeper in future games.

We need to add Odyssey stuff to this.

>Master Sword literally acts like a key to seal off evil power
>Bowser used swords to control the dragon

Nintendo games dont have lore, theyre childtens games for children, waluigis first game was super mario tennis and was created just so wario would have a doubles partner, none of it means anything

And where the hell does it fit in on the timeline?

>No fun allowed

>S-stop researching this, guys! It means nothing! There are no secrets here. Nope!

And you're why video games as a media format are dying.

holy FUCK I want a Waluigi game

Kek this is why Mario triggers sonyfags so hard, they're too stupid to understand the lore

Have you noticed that many of the kingdoms have a location name like Ruined Kingdom has Crumbleden and Sand Kingdom has Tostarina, ect. Does that mean that all the Kingdoms are much bigger and have more locations?

We're passed the eggshell now son.

Yes. Hence why you can't got to Waluigi's house etc etc.

Probably. New Donk City is like New York in America.
Hell for the Mushroom Kingdom we only have Peach's Castle.
I'm still holding out for an open world game set in the entire kingdom
pic related a map I made in my autistic period

Paper Jam already broke that.

Is Mario actually ness from Undertale?

>New Donk City is like New York in America.
I wonder if we'll ever see Donk City.

This and the fact they went with no hub world makes me think they designed this game with DLC in mind.

Mozart?

It would be donkshire and it would be much smaller.

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