This is Hat kid

This is Hat kid.
She likes playing games.
Climbing and running.
And cuddling.

Say something nice about her.

She looks like a Windwaker character.

Free Hat

>tumbler nose

Built for mating press

The mascot of PC Gamer autism

her game was comfy and fun.

Her game is literally better than Odyssey.

Sorry, I don't play indie shit.

Her game was unironically worse than fucking Sunshine of all things, imagine that. Only good thing about it is Shadman's drawings.

What kind of things dows she like to cuddle?

>shadman


This explains a lot about your shit taste.

Don't know why this game is so popular on Sup Forums.
Compared to Dark Souls 2, it's a pretty underwhelming game.
Unlike this game, Dark Souls 2 has combat and boss fights that are really intense whereas the majority of the time you can one shot enemies with a single umbrella attack and easily dodge projectiles because of given enough time. To further add onto gameplay, the stealth system is absolutely terrible and broken. You can literally sprint next to guards and they won’t even notice you. However in Dark Souls 2, you can sneak up on enemies and use the element of surprise to attack them from behind.
The movement is very unrealistic and detached to the real world (double jumping, wall jumping, very far dives which can be chained into a longer dive). It should have followed Dark Souls 2's movement and pacing (realistic rolling and surreal fantasy animation).
The storyline in this game is childish and the lore is incredibly inconsistent. As an adult male individual who has a job, I found it ridiculous that the Mafia (notorious gang known for many criminal deeds and illegal activities) can be beaten by a 10 year old girl equipped with a mere umbrella, how is that suppose to make any sense? Why is it that there were never spyglasses in the spaceship beforehand when the game starts? How can space crack the code to the safe and vacuum out all of the time pieces from the start? Why was there no safety airlock system to prevent this from happening? The game continues to ridicule me as if I was an infant - which I am not mind you, I am an adult male with a job - and doesn’t stick to its lore. Contrarily in Dark Souls 2, the lore is very consistent and the storyline is very interesting for fellow employed men like me. Overall, this game is something I cannot recommend for it is absolutely nothing in the slightest similar to Dark Souls 2 and doesn’t even bother having familiar traits of it.

fpbp
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Thanks for giving me my GOTY!

Disgusting.

Gotta be my favorite pasta next to the sunshine one.

Hat Kid is not for impregnating.

hat kid plays with pee pees!

>grown men wanting to play as little girls
Play Mario, you sick fucks

I like the game but the fanbase is fucking cancer.

I don't want to play as obese, greasy Italian.
I already do that IRL.

Peck

post dick

>Little girls wanting to play as grown men

Like pottery

I want to FUCK Hat Kid.

That part cracked me up.

>Rich crows commit more crimes than poor owls. Look it up.
What did he mean by this?

>PS4 Release Date: Fall 2017
It's now winter, release the fucking game.

I want to be a magical Loli.
And it will never ever happen.
This is the worst feel.

there's a hole in that condom

Is hatkid sexy?

Yes.