Gamers?

Gamers?

Anyone who refers to themselves as a “gamer” or “nerd” after they hit 20 is a fucking spastic loser in my eyes. Simon pegg was right

*unsheathes katana*
Let's do this!
*Hits one zombie with his katana*
*it gets stuck in the corpse*
*Another zombie comes up from behind and bites him*

>his katana doesn't heat up and vibrate

>implying """"gamers"""" have ever used a firearm in real life

A katana is not your mom's "back massager".

Honestly most gamers would be a liability in any emergency

i see theyve been reading 'i am a hero'

>Making fun of bbillyk

Why? he's based as fuck.

Jodorowsky BTFO of "nerds" and americucks as a whole so he is far more based.

>not having a full five-stage attack plan to take everyone out

I kind of agree, which is why I don't explicitly refer to myself as a gamer.

But, generally, it's just easier to write "gamers" than to write "people who play video games", so I get lazy sometimes and just use "gamers" to describe the game industry's entire consumer base, which includes myself.

If a katana can cut clean through a Japanese peasant I'm pretty sure it can cut through the bloated, decomposing corpse of your mother with a shredded cock still lodged in her throat

fpbp

Would love to watch that fat ass try to fight anything other than hunger

>That fat faggot having to go a week without eating his twinkies
>Or any food in general
He's in for a quaint surprise.

t. Japanese anime enthusiast.

even normies have wild dreams about zombies

thats why shit like walking dead is popular

fuck zombies fuck normies and fuck white people

You have to be over 18 to post here

>fucking with gamers
You have 10 seconds to live user. Use them wisely.

>he's not even holding right
>at all
its bad enough to the average faggot, but its so much worse if you know anything at all about how a katana's supposed to be used

zombie apocalypses are a power fantasy for those under the (mental) age of 16

>thinks lardass wont stop spamming the nothing personal skill set to ensure a cheap back teleport 1 hit ko every single time and use it also defensively to get away from any zombies.
He's a cheap faggot so he might make it

basically my first minutes in Dying Light, except with a gas pipe instead of a katana.
Are there even katanas in the game? I just got to Old Town and I'm only level 10 because I'm a nigger.

Us gamers amirite? we're a crazy bunch. FUS RO DAHHHHHHH. ITS LINK NOT ZELDA

kek as a gamer if anything, if ANYTHING I have more of a reason to run and hide. Just like the movie nerds I know exactly what happens when you play the hero. Fuck that, I'll stay hidden and rape the occasional girl half my size depending on societal degradation

>implying he can run

Yeah, level up Faggot.

Oh god the "Back Massager"

Poor young me, I actually did use like a back massager, all the way up to my neck

I feel dirty

>being such a no-life brainlet that you suffer from game transfer phenomena

>If a katana can cut clean through a Japanese peasant

user, they weren't actually used for battle, Japanese iron is pure shit and the "folded a thousand times" meme exists for a reason. A katana would snap in no time if you actually used it for combat.

>zombie comes up from behind and bites into steel shattering what's left of it's teeth on my shark proof suit
gg zombies no re

>being this incorrect
Katana were used in combat and were definitely effective in Japan or they wouldn't of been used. Yes there's ceremonial versions of the katana but they're an exception not the norm. I don't even like katanas but you fags are getting annoying.

>being a lvling faggot and not beating the game at the lowest level possible

>Neptunic

Pretty clever desu

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Smith here:
A good katana price is near 2000 USD, with that you got a true katana, wich is very similar to a cutter: you can cut anything, but can be broken if you dont use properly, since a katana is made to CUT, not to be used like a axe or a knife

Katanas are made from steel, and steel can shatter like glass. It can bend. It will suffer knicks and stresses, they aren't a super sword. If you drop any steel sword and it breaks, it was improperly heat treated. Any sword can have the edge chipped, though.

This is now a gamer fuel thread.

>wouldn’t of
Please cease your existence, mongoloid.

What about those cold steel weapons?

Who here
/tacticalamericanpatriot/

Cheap shit, but what else would you expect?

W-what is that thing around the hot dogs?

I never really asked /ck/ when I saved that image.

Semen jello?

Aspic

>Jodorowski
>failed to impress real artists with his films
>mad because critics dismissed his movies
>gets credited for a film that doesn't even exist (dune)
>whole fanbase consists in artfags, art hoes, his son

>Pegg
>nerds are dumb
>fails to have integrity by marketing most of his career towards such audience

Fuck the web2.0, but also fuck those guys.

For me it's skettis, the best pasta dish.

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lewd.

>t. assblasted americuck

don't you have some coelho tier book to write, Alejandro?

That's suit looks like it would be extremely painful.

Wow you can even see her cute spaghetti cervix.

Their hand and a half sword is the base level of what you want to spend to buy a sharp. Especially if you're never going to do abusive tests with it.
Just don't do abusive tests. Don't hit trees with it. Or that Skallagrim wet newspaper thing. Or cloth or armor.
Bottles, meat, fruit, and tatami are fine. Bottles are abusive when they're the thick plastics.

If you cut non-abusive stuff, you can have a cheap sword last forever. But the moment you try to ham through a pile of clay, you're going to wear the steel down.

This is where a quality sword comes in. Buy a good one, spend $600-$1000, and you can be more abusive with it. It's not invulnerable. But you can be relatively safe with it.

T. HEMA instructor

leave Will Keith out of this
he is my hero

>being an Israeli cocksucker

>Slice zombie with katana/axe/sword
>his infected blood ends up all over you
>you zombie now
spear remain the superior weapon yet again

Holy fuck Americans and their patriotism are so cringey

>support our constitution and our freedom
>go apeshit because some handegg players kneel during the national anthem

I dont see how a large zombie outbreak could actually happen. maybe a few cities would get fucked but who cares the rent is too high anyways

This has to be ironic, right? RIGHT?

I fucking loathe people that seriously think about zombie outbreaks. It's a pathetic children's fantasy.

>he wasn't trained by the Light Rails Avenger
>he's unable to use Perfect Storm
When I cut your zombie ass down, just remember it's nothing personnel.

What the fuck is the blockchain

Someone needs to write the ballad of the Light Rail Avenger.

I can't stand being around gamers in real life. In college my housemate brought me to a gamers club once and it was the most awkward shit I ever had to endure in my life. Never went to it ever again.

But can you swim?

there are a lot of stupid people out there making a lot of stupid memes. most of them are children and/or on the autism spectrum.

is there a single better feeling than landing a perfectly timed scottsdale rapes?

F

That's not what a latino looks like you fucking racist bastard.

>yfw you found out he drowned years ago

Yes, the Avenger only trained on matters of the Blade.

Why are republicans so touchy?

>cute spaghetti cervix

F

I have a bushman and is a fucking beast

why do autists have this weird obsession with going to the gym?

For you

Why do Sup Forums threads have to be so political?

Can't we all just, you know, play video games or something?

Because they hate Chad.
Chad goes to the gym.
Gym = Chad = meaniepants = bad.

Pegg sold out just to be an extra in TFA. Who cares what he thinks?

You think?

>Choose your leader
I remember that one! I loved how that fag couldn't even be bothered to play the game so they replaced him with Levelcap.

The weirdest thing is that you'd imagine the austists being bookworms or something like that, but those guys don't even dare to touch a book.

I love the facebook posts that say they learned more history from Ass Creed than yeara of history class

>king of the nerds
I miss the Sup Forums streams
>EXPLAIN GRAVITY

instead they're unfunny cunts who sit behind their computer all day and are often unhygienic with a shitty social life

which one was it that didn't even play? seananners?
god that promotion was so fucking cringe and awful

This board is so reddit they actually allow people to shamelessly paste screenshots from 9gag.com even ironically.

They really are loathsome cunts.

The guy on the right. I forget his name.

Every day we stray further...

Not that I disagree with the current state of Sup Forums, but you kinda missed the point.

that's a big suit

I remember once trying to quick-load at school when I was maybe ten years old. Even then I knew that shit wasn't right. In my defense, I'm pretty sure I was suffering from a fever that day.

I'd almost believe it. Between poor teaching and inattentive students it's possible that someone learned more from the few accurate bits of a given AC game than their actual classes.

>skettis
Begone, devil