Will getting a Switch help me get laid?
Will getting a Switch help me get laid?
Jordan Jones
Benjamin Diaz
the only thing that can get me laid at this point is giving up my masculinity
Asher Hernandez
no xD
Connor Morris
Maybe, if you're hot.
Oliver Johnson
no, but a personality, good looks and basic hygiene might
Cooper Price
>and
FUCK
Christopher Harris
...
Matthew Mitchell
the opposite of the truth
Thomas Ross
no, you should just be yourself
Robert Adams
>implying you have masculinity
Ryan Johnson
Being good looking and asking out a shitload of girls will help you get laid.
Gabriel Smith
just vee thy self
David Rogers
...
Lincoln Campbell
that girl is a model who loves black cock (srs)
Jose Butler
Name?
Juan Thompson
>Anthony Fagdilla
Jack Brown
Only from someone with or formerly had a dick.
Andrew Lee
No, but you will get comments like "Oh, nice Switch" or "Is Zelda fun?"
t. Switch owner
Tyler Rogers
>t.Sony/b/rony
Zachary Campbell
Not the Switch's fault if you can't follow up on those obvious "I wish this guy would fuck me right now" openers like the little betabitch that you are.
Adrian Lee
That's gay, I'm not going to ask guys to have sex with me.
Owen Martinez
You're not getting any honeys with a Switch.
What I'm trying to say is, you get all the honeys with the PSTriple.
Dylan Gray
>no hulu
>no netflix
Yeah, you're not fucking anyone
Elijah Kelly
I have not gotten any reactions to playing my Switch in public.
Sometimes people will stare at the screen but that's about it.
Multiple people have asked me about my AirPods and about my iPhone X. So if you want attention user grab one of those.
Alexander Fisher
>AirPods
OK, so are those really worth it or not?
Oliver Ortiz
I think they are the best tech product I bought in the last ten years.
Brody Rogers
t.apple shill
Michael Hill
>Will getting a Switch help me get laid?
It did with me. After playing some suggestive handjob simulation games and a lot of nudging and winking I ended up banging a female friend. She wasn't even weird about it the next day even though my tongue had been in her ass. Bravo Nintendo.