Why the fuck did this man think he was getting a kiss? Is Dante unable to read the mood?

Why the fuck did this man think he was getting a kiss? Is Dante unable to read the mood?

yes. he pushed is luck to far.

that dante is a poser, this is the real one that's why

#NotmyDante

He spends most of his time alone fighting demons which has left him socially retarded.

his crazy. what do you think?

As a teenager who lived on the margin of society all his life I wouldn't be surprised to know he thinks life is supposed to be just like in the action movies, where hero gets together with the girl.

why is she such a frigid bitch?

it's just a kiss

Would you kiss a guy who still most likely smells of Leviathans innards?

sounds like a turn on to me

she is clearly a frigid asshole

They honestly have no chemistry and Lady spent 90% of the game being indifferent at best towards him

>Claims he loves to party.
>Is never actually seen literally partying.
>Doesn't like when other people are talkative
>Generally seems like kind of a dick in social situations.

What did Capcom mean by this?

Shooting a guy in the head totally means she is just playing hard to get

he is an edgy tortured character

CRAAAWLING

He has no social skills or game at all

>yet somehow his unironic weeb brother who teleports behind you while unsheathing katana wearing snake leather pants and trenchcoat (no Fedora) managed to have sex before him
how pathetic

>why is she such a frigid bitch?
her daddy did a nasty

He had to actually go out and see the world in some way. Dante is literally a stay at home momma's boy and Virgil is his father's son

DMC3 Dante is a huge dork, and I mean that in the best way possible.

Virgil confirmed Chad

Lady is my favourite vidya girl.
she turned from a hot highschool badass with a rocketlauncher to a MILF with a rocketlauncher
best girl

/ourguy/

She looks ugly as fuck in DMC4

>Last chance to avenge her mother and deal with her daddy issues
>Trained all her life for this moment
>Have fought tirelessly all through the night to get there
>This cocky demon half-breed keeps butting in and making quips
>Have tried to kill him multiple times
>Got stabbed through the thigh by her own dad
>Just fought this white haired fuckboi again
>Exhausted as fuck

>he now wants to kiss

She was in no mood for any of that shit.

Hard to find the time to party if there's a demonic invasion going on.

Well he spends his life fighting demons, he's probably a retarded virgin. That or/and he just doesn't give a fuck

Lord Jesus, I want to get down on my knees and worship her smooth thighs.

Its pretty much an established fact that outside of devil hunting; Dante is bit of a loser with no luck.

Fuck off Deadpool

Now I want a DMC with a sad story that actually frames Dante as a sad loner who only uses the action hero attitude as a mask to deal with his lack of relationships. Dunno how to turn that into a mechanic that can exist in the same game as a DMC3/4 style brawling engine though, since having that kind of a story told only through cutscenes would be super meaningless.

He's trying hard to seem cool

watch the anime

What makes you think I haven't?? All that did was sorta characterize him and he doesn't go through any kind of character arc at all. He just walks around, sorta brooding, killing demons, but they don't go anywhere with it. It's as shallow as one would expect.

*mischaracterize him
the anime writes him as a soulless husk and it really does not come off as intentional

Will we see Patty in DMC 5?
Pretty sure Itsuno went out of his way to state that the anime is very much canon.

>>Is never actually seen literally partying.
literaly first mission of the third game is a party

I'm pretty sure game producer stated so as well. Not that anime makes any drastic changes to the lore and story, other than the fact Trish started her own business. It was basically Dante's slice of life.

DMC ain't really known for reusing side characters outside of fanservice, so unless she grew up I don't see it happening.

Claiming that something is a party while no one consent to it other than the one that said it can't be really considered one.

>DMC5
Lmao

prety sure the demons are coming to his house on their own terms

its completly concentual

He's one crazy party animal is why.
On the internet I assume.

I believe the writer of the anime has also worked on the games.
Each DMC entry as a promo girl and Patty is the anime's one.

Considering the age and reception of the anime; we'll get a new DMC girl if or when DMC5 comes out.

Question is: what character archetype will she be?

ponytail energetic type like the MC from lolypop chainsaw

That's basically his life in a nutshell. The only people he even interacts with regularly is a frigid demon hunter bitch and the other looks like his dead mother.

>ponytail
best haircut
i would be happy with this, my created female characters ALWAYS rock a ponytail or a tomboy haircut

You're forgetting his agent Morrison, and Fredi and Cindy from the diner. Enzo also still appears when he needs help.

DMC1 and DMC3 Dante are the true essence.
DMC3 Dante acts all silly but gets really serious when the time comes.
DMC1 Dante is mostly serious but lets loose when he knows he can.
DMC4 Dante has retarded triple gold yin-yang belts on his chests, and acts more like Bugs Bunny than anything else, including the cartoony movement. DMC4 Dante sucks.

He'd just put in a lot of work for her, he just thought he'd try his luck.
He did jump the gun though, since she warmed up to him after she'd had a cry over her piece of shit dad and then saw him crying, which I guess let her know he's human too and not just a demon wearing the skin of one. Unfortunately he wasn't very much feeling like doing much then other than drowning his sorrows in red orbs.

yeah but those (+nero, eventually) are the only non-hostile characters he meets, so it's not like that's a good example of what his social prowess is like.

>Now I want a DMC with a sad story that actually frames Dante as a sad loner who only uses the action hero attitude as a mask to deal with his lack of relationships.

That's literally how Kamiya intended him to be, it's the reason for the LIIIIIIGHT scene in the first game. His cocky attitude is his coping and defense.

He straight up said this in an interview but I can't remember where. Might be the artbook.

you look ugly as fuck

DMC4 Dante is acting like bugs bunny because there is no stakes for him, he has no waifu to worry about.

>You can actually see the scar where she was stabbed on the third game
Good detail

DmC 3 dante has stakes on the fight, he is trying to stop he brother, he only gets serious when fighting his brother. all the other time is a a moron
DMC1 dante is the most serious because he is trying to avenge his mother, the entire thing is personal to him

DMC4 doesnt have stakes on the fight, he doesnt need to get serious cause he doesnt give a shit. its just another job

>yeah but those (+nero, eventually) are the only non-hostile characters he meets
Trish, Lady and Nero have all tried to kill Dante within the first couple of seconds of meeting him.

Read my entire post please. If the story elements never matter in the gameplay then they're superfluous at best. They won't matter. I want to play through his loneliness, not have a cutscene tell me he's a sperg.

I sort of agree, I wouldn't say DMC4 Dante is all terrible but he definitely was a by product of flanderization.
They gave him some semi-serious scenes like when Credo dies, when he's schooling Agnus and Nero but they're usually preceded or followed up with him acting glib again.
It's understandable though since they probably felt they needed to compensate for his lack of presence by exaggerating it whenever he was there. On that note I didn't mind his bombastic scenes I just felt they needed balancing..

He should have been able to do it on physical appearance alone, but the girl is either asexual or a dyke.

You'd probably have to go through a prequel of DMC3 where Dante's mostly shambling around the city getting his head straight and killing Demons here and there before he realizes he could get a form of twisted therapy and make it a business by going professional. He was at his most isolated and lost then and without Devil Trigger and we can assume most Devil Arms he'd be at his most basic too.

>if the girl is not into me then the problem is obviously with her

see

but women owe me sex

Yes, Dante is assburger. Surprise, surprise.

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man Dante has fate worse than death

>Is Dante unable to read the mood?
>Literally gets cars thrown at him by chicks he tries to hit on
You people think Dante is a cool motherfucker who gets all the pussy, he's always been a dork who can't keep his spaghetti in his pockets when there's a woman nearby.

Its not spaghetti he just doesn't understand women

So he's Johnny Bravo

With a coat

>constantly broke

Would help if he stopped playing poker. The guy has literally no luck in life outside of demon hunting.

Dante isn't a womanizer though. He's Bugs Bunny.

Except Bugs has a gf.

>Eating pizza by yourself is a party
I mean maybe by Sup Forums standards.

The order of the sword, huh?

This, but unironically.

the party started when the demons atacked user

Dante crossdressing when?

Nice clipping.

came here to post this

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So you're looking to play, huh?

Slow day at the office, huh?

>Don't you think that's a little harsh? Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-t-talk?
High quality schlock right here

Am I the only one who liked Lucia from DMC2 because her Devil Trigger form was cute?

Holy fuck, that's amazing. Kinda wish it was left in the final game.

Hell yeah, Dante's DMC2 DT is also the best looking imo. I think the only DT form I dislike is the DMC3 ones.

The DMC3 ones were designed by Kazuma Kaneko of SMT fame and they were part of the the deal that allowed Dante to guest star in Nocturne.
I like the design but i'm a huge SMTfag anyway so i'm definitely a bit biased.

>I think the only DT form I dislike is the DMC3 ones.

How is it possible to have taste this shit?

It looks like a bad cosplay, he's not very demonic at all, cartoonish almost.

>Is Dante unable to read the mood?
Are you? He was clearly fucking with her, and provoking the opportunity for the off chance that maybe she did want to make out.

>It doesn't look like a cliche demon design therefor it's bad

You have to go back.

Nah. DMC3 Dante's various DTs are well designed thanks to Kaneko having a striking but simple style, they're otherworldly without just being a mess of generic sickdark.

It's from an artist with a totally different design philosophy, and he clearly just did his own thing without really trying to match the established aesthetic of the DMC games.
As a standalone design I like it, but I see why it might be considered unfitting.
Also it's slick as fuck and you just have bad taste, nerd

Everything else in the game is cliche demon design.

Godamn, this looks super gay.

I should go back and try to finish 4. I made it to the end of Nero's campaign but got bored near the start of Dante's.

>Everything else in the game is cliche demon design.

This pretty much tells me you didn't play the game.

You're super gay

No one say it.