Drink this milk and you will be good at videogames forever

Drink this milk and you will be good at videogames forever

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we cant digest lactose in cow milk

I'll stick with almond milk, thanks.

Fool me once

drink my dick milk

>inb4 tranny dickmilk

Sorry I only drink half a cup of mineral water and one celery stalk per day along with 16hr of sun feeding.

Buy lactase supplements

And then drink milk.

Farmers put their penis in the milkers and cum in it.

t. farmer

>Pay2win
Why would anyone want that milk?

I only drink soy milk. A girl (male) has to watch her figure you know.

cuck

I'm not going to drink milk you dipped your cheesy smelling penis into, sorry.

are you black

Ok.

Because milk is the best beverage in existence?

All of a sudden one day straight milk started giving me a stomach ache ;_;
I miss cereal, milk substitutes don't do it justice

yeah yeah, ok pajeet

you can if your genetics aren't weak

Woops sorry guys

Inb4 pus cells

Humans are the only things on the planet that drink another animals milk.

Think about that for a minute

Only if it's horse cum

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That sounds wrong but I don't know enough about animals to dispute it

woah... my neurons...

Humans are the only things on the planet that can build machines to go to space.
Think about that for a minute

That's fucked up, dude.

That sounds wrong but I don't know enough about things to dispute it

*Shoots you in the head*
>Inb4 *teleports behind you*
Nah, you're fucking dead.

>tfw sort of lactose intolerant
>still eat ice cream, yogurt, cheesecake, and drink milk sometimes
>pay for it the next day
It's worth it

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>You resort to lying to get me to not play this game. For one, I already have a key. Second, the game got good reviews. Saying I'm going to lose half my audience and have a breakdown? Please. You are being dramatic, persistent and deceitful. I know the real reason you don't want me to stream it and for the record, you're the only one acting this way. Any other email's I've received shared similar concerns in a very well thought out manner. Even those who disagree with the politics were extremely chill about it. It's really sad to see someone get so worked up about something so trivial. But don't worry, the game stream is on indefinite hold for now because I'm not sure babies can handle a bit of fiction. I suggest you find another streamer if I ever do decide to stream it. I'm not upset, just disappointed. Nice emails for years, then seeing you argue with people in the chat, hostile, edgy comments, a ban and now this. I'll be filtering your emails from now on. I hope you can learn from this.
Actual, legitimate response I got from a one Vincent Pizzapasta of Vinesauce fame upon sending him 5 emails telling him not to play Wolfenstein 2.

LOL

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> 16hr of sun
you fucked up

These things creeped me out as a kid. Never understood why my sister played with those dolls so much. So creepy, even now.

guys I revived the milk

you were saying?
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Skeletons are actually parasites that infest every human, and they get stronger by my host consuming milk, even from other species.

But I'm vegan.

my cat loves milk
try again

Her arch is amazing

>tfw finally cut out soda a few months ago
>only drink water, milk, and fruit juices

Feel so much better

Cats are fed cow milk.

Why the fuck would you send a guy 5 emails begging him to not play a bad video game?

Because I don't want the fucker to end up having what I said would happen to happen.

spotted the shitskin

That's kinda hot

*teleports above you*
Bet you didn't see that coming, heh, kid?

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what kinda faggot is lactose intolerant

did she jerk off into it or is it implied she has udders down there?
am I fucking retarded for not getting something obvious?

That's incorrect.

MILKY

I can't tell if she's masturbating her futa cock and cumming into the jar or releasing the built-up sperm from her filled pussy into it.

One shitty game that's evidently 3 hours long (ergo, finished in two streams tops) will not "halve his audience." And are you his financial advisor or something? Why do you care?

that artist is know for making futa jokes. So it's confirmed cum.

If you weren't dead that would have surprised me. Better luck in the next life.

MOMMY MILKIES

It's also bad for her

>this triggers the shitskin

well in that case there's no use for the mug

Go work on a dairy farm and tell me if you want to drink milk afterwards. Youll change your mind.

that wasn't part of the argument

Because he's a pathetic kid who doesn't have real friends.

Why?

>cheap shock value
You're never gonna stop me from eating hotdogs and nuggets you vegan fuck.

The milkman is such a cultural icon of promiscuity, what is the modern equivalent, and where do I sign up?

I don't think you understand that in that chat, doing le black man emote prompts practically half the chat to go "ugh fucking racist". If you get that from doing that, what the fuck do you think is going to happen with that shitshow?

Cows shit and piss all over themselves all day long and lay in shit, then they march them into the milk house and attach the suction cups. Mmm shitty pissy milk

Personal Instructors

Mailman maybe?

That's strange because most of twitch seems to love spamming TriHard and cmomBruh, especially esports fans.

thanks user

oh shit..

Feels good to be white

>we
lmao at your shitskin genes

Open wide dear

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

WE WUZ LACTOSE INTOLERANT N SHIIIIIEEEET

modern men no longer desire milkies

What if I want to stay bad to keep the magic feeling of discovering new Vidya and getting good at them faggot?

So much weirder than munching on body parts, eh?