IT'S MONDAY NIGHT

>cracking open a beer
>eating pizza
>playing WoW and Overwatch
Is there a better way to spend a Monday night?

I think not.

>dominos
>overwatch
>wow
I didnt know it was possible to have this much bad taste.

Pizza makes my face greasy.

>dominos
>always debate just cutting up and cooking my own tomatoes and mushrooms
>fuck it nah
>order my pizza with white sauce, tomato, and mushroom
>sure enough there's like no fucking topping
>always regret not spending the extra ~$2 and 5 minutes on doing the toppings myself

And your taste is superior? Then tell me what you're doing with your Monday night.

>tfw I live in california so there are literally no local pizza shops whatsoever except for the ones that can afford opening businesses in california like Pizza Hut and Little Caesar's because of how anti business it is here

>wow and overwatch

weak bait,fag

>beer
>dominos
>overwatch
>WoW
Wish I was retarded too

>not getting pizza points

Eating dinner with my wife and children

>Stayed awake all night doing fucking shitty ass basic crap assignment for university I should have done a week ago
>Slept all day now
>Wake up about an hour ago and went to the shop to grab beer
>Have to get up tomorrow
What a fucking life!

Thanks Emilee

Kafka, purified water and COCAINE NIGAAH HOOKAZ AND COCAINE WE WUZ KHANGS BABYYY MMMM

You mean crack, right?

California is such an ublievable shithole and they wonder why nobody likes them. Best thing about going to a city is experimenting with the different types of food there. When I went to California with friends, their idea of a local establishment was fucking In-N-Out. That's it. They literally could not think of somewhere else that was original or local. That's all they had. Every other big city I've been to had like 20 local joints that were cheap and good, California they have In-N-Out.

>wake up at 7
>leave house at 8
>end up at 19
>come home at 22
>rinse repeat tomorrow
I fell for the wage slavery meme.

DAS RACIS

You mean your wifes children?

>cracking open a beer
>>eating pizza
On a fucking monday? Do you not have a job or something,user? Who the fuck gets shitfaced on a Monday ?
I like their crust. Fight me.

Can you do like humble bundle?
So you can put the nigger slider to 0.

It only takes one beer to get you shitfaced AND you don't get Mondays off? Sad

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>smoking a bong
>eating dorito nachos
>playing super metroid romhacks
Got you beat bro.

Pizza's a food and not a pillow user.

>Kafka
>Purified water

Pick one

DUDE WEED LMAO XD
At least he's eating food you manchild.

I work thursday to sunday. It's only four days a week and it pays great because nobody wants to work on weekends.

so you work at Amazon

LMAOOOOOO

BURNED,,, HIT EM WITH THE DUDE WEED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>come back from storage work
>take sweaty clothes off
>lift my dog
>eat cold pizza from Saturday while masturbating and use my $1600 PC to play roblox

that's funny OP. I was just going to order from Domino's. It's shit but it's within walking distance and I could go for pizza.

Nah, a gun range. It's privately owned by some rich italian slobs and they only wanted to hire one groundskeeper. AKA me.

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>'za
>whiskey
>playing my vita on the balcony
ahhh

>Fuckton of day old chicken and broccoli pizza from my local pizza joint to eat while I play Siege
>Along with some cheap Halloween candy
>And I just hit the gym so I don't even feel bad about it

This is a good day

>I should have done a week ago
You brought this upon yourself, user.

I open this thread just to see if responses to my post from an hour ago
>18 seconds ago
Wow

soon as I get some work done:

>Another workout
>Beers
>Fighting Games and RPG's

Grim Dawn
Puerto Rican food
New Belgium Fat Tire

This is Sup Forums's worst timeline

Same, but I sneak in some Vidya every now and then.

>tfw kafkaesque water

did you donate OP?

Just got back from the gym, im enjoying some milk and a packet of gingernuts while "playing" doki doki literature club

I tipped if that's what you're asking

Where the fuck am I supposed to sneak vidya in?
Nowadays I am at home just to sleep. I am lucky, I have someone who drives me to work or else I'd be up at 5.

While driving.

water and maybe tea if I'm feeling confident

Fat Tire is good, but if that's your idea of "Good taste..." woof

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Have fun OP. I'm on a similar kick.

>Friday night finally
>too tired from work to play videogames so I head to sleep immediately
>sunday is basically a pre monday so can't relax either
Why do I even work?

Yeah, it rounded it up to an even dollar amount. I don't mind donating to that charity, most of the money actually goes to the children.

>St. Jude
>Your order is in the oven!

user how do you find a beer you actually like drinking, it all tastes like shit to me

I can't tell if that's bleached Ram or A2 cosplaying as her.

This.
How do I force myself to like beer? What brands are actually good enough to not want to vomit whil drinking? I still can't tell if beer is just a meme and people force themselves to drink it purely to get drunk.

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I had a burg and played some Guilty Gear

it's not for everyone.

I think it's just as simple as that.


I personally like dark ales/lagers for the full bodied flavor.

Sam Adams Light is what hooked me. Or you can go towards a sugary bitch beer, but I've never been a fan. This time of the year you can get some pumpkin shit.

chill it, drink it on an empty stomache or when you're really thirsty(from not drinking any liquids all day)

congrats now you're an alcoholic

Why not just not drink? Alcohol's overrated, also saves a fuckton of money by not drinking

try making a gin and tonic or some other mixed drinks with liquor then? Some beer is shit but some are very good. Try different types of beer you pussies

ITT

I play my switch and my laptop at work, on a good day it's up to 5 hours. Usually just 3.

it's good CHEAP beer. Le Terroir is my good beer. Spotted Cow as well

I think it's a Ram with bleached skin yeah

this just makes it look like theyre cooking babies

Go to parties, taste people's beer, try beers in your city

you're bound to find the good shit

>Who the fuck gets shitfaced on a Monday ?

It's one beer user.

Ya know, sometimes I get in the mood for Dominos. Like I know it's shit pizza, but sometimes you just get a craving for shit pizza.

Haven't had those, but nice save!

One of the worst XKCDs. But then again the writer has been pretty shit for a while now.

Thing is, I agree and don't think beer is that great or that anyone would drink it if it didn't get you drunk. But why have the dude sarcastically drink it then?

Dude with hair gets it right. No one is pressuring him to drink the beer. The bald guy is just being a dick.

My power's been out since yesterday evening, so I've just been dicking around on my phone... Tell me about video games

How much does it take to buy the children? I want the black one. The white one's cancer baldness bothers me.

try different types of beer like ciders. Red or angry orchard just taste like fruit juice to me

The thing about beer is that not everyone hates bitter things. I personally love when my beer is hoppy to the point of tasting like an pine tree. But calling all beer as tasting "slightly bad" is such a generalization. I agree with you that the whole point about beer is to get drunk and have fun (hopefully) not whine about its taste.

What the hell do you mean we have so many bbq places over here and tons of small burger joints and shitty mexican restaurants

They suck. Keep shitposting

They suck. Keep shitposting

pizza makes my mouth hurt

Drink Newcastle. It's basically just soda

Minorities get special privileges, if you do find a local establishment, it's more than likely run by a mexican

that's the point of the comic?

I'm a rum guy. Not everyone likes beer, all I can taste is the hops.

>Being a chain pizzarea cuck

Every pizzarea around me is a chain.

Cherry beer is fine. It's the only one I actually like.

People don't say it's an acquired taste for no reason. The first beer I had was a bud light golden wheat and it was terrible, but if I drank it now it would still be shit because that was a horrible beer.

You said we dont have any i said we do
Stop moving the goalposts

I bought a pizza from a real place. It's basically a baked ziti pizza. Fucking incredible. Will be playing some ass creed origins later with some vodka.

MORE
CHEESE

looks fucking disgusting

You're not entirely wrong about the looks, but it is delicious. 2 slices have me in a coma though.

New Belgium got rid of their delicious pumpkick ale for some shitty habanero pumpkin beer. I'm pissed because I was looking forward to drinking it again

Do people really think you can't enjoy the taste of beer?

Dominoes is lowest tier pizza possible, even if you're going to value

Activated Almonds
Water
Video Games are for plebians

I believe you, I ate things that looked way more disgusting

Snails and frogs. Snails are actually alright. Frogs aren't very tasty though

Papa john's is worse, at least domino's shitty flavor matches its low price