Have you ever fallen in love with a man from a video game?

Have you ever fallen in love with a man from a video game?

A man? Don't you mean a woman?

just 3 times in one expansion

Arguably.

Yes

Shut up, Zack.

I love Kled very much! :3

No, I mean a man (male).

I don't understand

He's ugly as FUCK! Your husband a SHIT!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Kled, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yes, he passionately fucks me every night. just sayin

Yes.

Autism the post, lol.

yes

>man
>boobs

it's a well known copy pasta but if calling others on the internet "autistic" makes you feel better about who you are, i won't stop you user!

a man? that would be gay, who would even fall in love with a man jeez...

ITT slutty gay boys kill yourself

won't you kill me daddy? UwU

Autismal as fuck

I'm sorry. I'm just bored and was fishing for (you)s.

Come on daddy. Teach us how to be a "real" man.

Right game, wrong man

This is a Japanese cute.

Not as cute as my husband Tsathoggua.

>yours
hmm

mine

share

i want to fuck him in front of you

i don't share!

im gonna ride his meat and you cant do a thing about it

illegal

who says

>only 1 post with armor itt

cuckholding is illegal now

shut up cuck before i throw away the key to your cock cage

god this game is hideous