Splatoon 2

What went so horribly, horribly wrong?

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I thought it was really fun but I moved on to other things after a while

You being born

I won't lie, if they did a DLC reversing Callie's and Marie's roles in the story, I'd buy it.

It needs an update the size of the Splatoon 1 Splattling/Slosher update

awful splatfest themes for one
no callie even in post-story mode
salmon run too monotonous
can get paired with noobs in turf wars
ELO hell is fucking awful

to name a few

Constant disconnecting.
Most specials being shit.
Balancing some weapons and making some OP as fuck.

they will never do that, ever

salmon run just becomes an unfun clusterfuck once you reach a certain rank

and even though I keep losing it wont boot me back down to the lower, more fun tier

It's basically Splatoon 1.5

Fair enough. One less thing to buy.

Welcome to all online multiplayer sequels.

The netcode is shaky as HELL. Playing the game isn't fun when you're in constant fear of disconnects.

>worse maps than the original
>unsatisfying specials
>campaign is basically the same as the first game with new weapons thrown in
>salmon run only playable at certain times
>awful splatfest themes like an user above me mentioned
>updates are boring as hell compared to the first game
If this is the direction the series is headed, count me out when Splatoon 1.6 comes out.

>>worse maps than the original
But that's wrong.

apparently it was too much like the first one

All the worthwhile maps are from the first game, the new girl announcers are ass with the white one looking like a failed abortion, still the same restrictive rotation, salmon runs are locked specific times of day for some reason, disconnects up the ass.

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The base game was shit
Adding MORE of that to a sequel can only mean MORE shit

Every single fucking map feels the exact same. Compare that to the first game where every map felt unique and had character.

>2 map rotation

>2
>map
>rotation

>Every single fucking map feels the exact same.
How do you figure?

they have to do rotation or else nobody would ever play morrray towers or that other gay one

don't do a rotation do random maps

or at least put more than fucking two in the rotation if you must have it