Should Mario and Peach be a couple or just friends?

Should Mario and Peach be a couple or just friends?

friends with benefits

A never aging family sounds pretty damn nice. They all can just party and relax forever.

Peach is a strong independent woman, she doesnt need no man
She has her friends to go out and party
Oh yeah!

How would that work?

Pauline should have kissed Mario at some point in this game.

A couple with Pauline and the female rabbit joining in.

Friends desu. If bowser went after peach while knowing she was in a relationship with mario he'd just seem more creepy than he already is, he's supposed to be a watered down bluto.

Mario works his ass off to the bone to protect the mushroom kingdom. He deserves some Peach pussy

Post more Mario and Peach please

What friends besides Daisy?

Mario's made more friends than her over the years.

Peach is a princess
Mario is just a knight

Peach should marry a prince and Mario should just learn his place

Doesn't she steal his spaceship after rescuing her and leave his ass on the moon?

Friends. Mario being with Pauline and protecting Peach as a job would be way more interesting than a love couple.

Wouldn't a love triangle between all 3 be more interesting?

Timeskip to Jr. being a teen, and Mario/Peach's daughter as P2. Everyone basically looks the same.

What is this, the CW?

No, it has no place in a children's game, and the series REALLY needs to break the Popeye mold after how horribly this game handled a marriage story. Jr. and his actual mom didn't even show up, nor did Mario and Peach get married.

Would their daughter be pic related?

Why doesn't Mario just throw Cappy on her head?

She should be the villain of the next game.
Be an SJW and tell Mario she doesn't need to be saved by a man.
I joke about this now, but this could be the future of gaming.

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No, but isn't Peach someone to get jealous easily based on pic related?

If you can have one based on Popeye, having an Archie styled one isn't out of the question either. That's not to say I don't agree with it breaking out of the Popeye mold. The ending gave me blue balls.

No, it'd be pic related. In this timeline.

what the fuck is wrong with people

Mario has like 3 other bitches as it is, Bowser would put her in her place.

Rosalina's mother is wearing the same earrings as Peach's earrings. I mean, it absolutely could be coincidence, but still.

Now if you mean the art, yeah, it's strange.

I was so disappointed to find out Mario's "Italian Hands" idle pose was actually him being too hot in his outfit and fanning himself. Seeing it in motion totally ruined it for me.

Rosalina is God, who knows if Peach being her mother is legit or not.

If the entire Mario universe can be reset with barely any changes, anything is possible.

Granted, it could just be Peach's ancestor.

Yes.

Isn't Rosalina Luigi's daughter?

Fwb 2bh

So Rosalina could be Peach's grandmother?

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Everyone knows Paper Peach wants to fuck Peach

He gets it, they just don't show it on camera.

I want to killfuck peach!

Go to bed Bowser.

>kill

dude no, you brutally fuck her face and then love her tenderly afterwards.

>Sakimichan

Post the lewd version.

Then why did she glare at Paper Peach while pulling Mario back?

Anyone surprised Pauline wasn't a secret villain?

I was feeling suspicious... Especially after realizing she's hoggin moon power for the city like some FF7 bad guy.

What is the lore behind Power Moons anyway?

Because woman don't like sharing men but they will gladly share there own body.

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What I want to know is what the actual fuck is with the Moon
There's some ancient civilization shit goingon with those fucking cubes

What is she thinking here?

What if the Super Mario franchise is actually like Fight Club and Bowser is just a split personality of Mario, representing repressed sexual, animalistic energy? Or is that donkey kong?

The original donkey kong is looong dead
His kid died in the kong war, his kid kong jr is the current DK
Don't believe the lies out there

People are not prices which you're entitled to own.

Gosh, this is why feminism needs to exist.

Isn't diddy his son or is diddy more like a robin and donkey kong is batman?

Where the hell was the entitlement in that post?

You say that, but you know it isn't true.

Diddy is adopted

Diddy is his cousin I believe.
But it is more likely that they're just buddies.

It's better this way, now she's best girl compared to Peach.

It's Cranky

Common mistake
Cranky is actually DK's son, and DK 2.0's dad

What?

What in the world are you saying

>See Mario thread that mentions Mario and Peach's relationship
>Open thread with exasperation and low hopes for actual discussion on their 99% canon relationship
>Brace myself for the degenerates that are on pretty much every thread saying that peach is cheating or that bowser has raped her.
>No sign of any such discourse, or any of those faggots anywhere near this thread.
>Pleasantly surprised.

Good thread Sup Forums. Proud of you, Keep it up.

Burgers are in bed, they'll pop up with cuck memes eventually.

In any case, what's next for Mario if they do decide to "address" their relationship again after Odyssey?

She's thinking "it's bright outside and I need to blink"

>implying Sup Forums posters have normal circadian rhythms
It's 3AM here.

That's exactly what it is.

God, why did Odyssey's ending have to be so shitty? Worst part of the game by far, almost ruined my rose-coloured vision of it. Seriously, would it kill nintendo to make any of their canon-but-not-canon relationships 100% canon?
Zelda and Link, Mario and Peach, Luigi and Daisy. Hell, even Ness and Paula.
It's just not even and interesting or motivating plot point anymore. Just make the relationship canon and it'll make so many other story reasons and moments that much smoother.

And is it really american's that push that tired meme? It would make sense i guess, considering there's not much on it at the moment and they would be asleep.

If Mario x Peach was canon, Bowser would be kidnapping someone's wife and not a regular old princess. I doubt Nintendo wants that.

Status quo is god.

Personally I don't really care at this point for Mario snd Peach. In all honesty I would love to see Luigi fill the role of white knight rescuing Daisy from some new villian.

The ending was the best Mario ending.
>get to play bowser in 3d and 2d
>Mario ends up being a scumbag
>peach goes on her own adventure while the shitters cry together

I mean, he's already kidnapping someone. That's a pretty shitty thing to do already. And he IS a villain, what is changing one small thing really going to do?
Just make bowser start kidnapping her because he wants her kingdom, not her specifically. Then it still works pretty well.
I mean, he's already gotten with some other turtle girl to create bowser jr. so it's not impossible for him to just focus his attention on some other girl of his own species.
And if you really want bowser to be a pseudo-villain rather than an actual villain, what better way to show it than him actually respecting peach and mario's relationship when it becomes canon? That would show he's an okay guy, and knows that he lost.
Sure it is, but that doesn't mean that you can't change what the status quo actually IS. Change the baseline, then you can stop moving from the NEW baseline of them being together.
Like I said, nintendo is the worst at canonizing 99% canon relationship. Daisy and Luigi still falls under that unfortunately, they carry the same curse as Peach and Mario.
How on earth was mario considered a scumbag?

Beating Bowser was more important than Peach to him.

Miyamoto is his mom.

Mario clearly is a pedophile just like Luigi. Just look at him and you'll know without any room for doubt that it's true. In a real state he would be in jail but since it's a monarchy he's fine because Peach likes to watch Marios crimes. Bowser is a rebel who thinks that if Peach stays away long enough the citizens would establish a democracy and Mario only saves her because he'd go to jail if that'd ever happen.
One day the people will rise and both Peach and Mario will be punished for their crimes against the youth of the nation.

Hardly. He only started competing with the flowers because he was trying to stop bowser from coming onto peach again, when she clearly doesn't want it.
And he let her go without a fuss, and even consoled bowser at the same time, so obviously it wasn't THAT important.
As for jumping on bowser's head, the guy was a complete asshole the whole game and put Mario through hell. I'll give Mario a pass on that one to get on the ship.

Remember when the Koopa King was actually a fearsome monster that Mario had to eradicate from the Mushroom Kingdom?

In 64 he was still mildly intimidating. Why did Nintendo decide to drop the ball?

To appeal to kids, make it family friendly, and allow a flimsy reason for Bowser being allowed to show his face in Mario kart and tennis and whatever the fuck else.

Mario is 24.

No, I never found him intimidating.

not that user but its literally what "nice guys" believe. if they do something for you it means they are entitled to date and fuck you.

Remember when the Koopa King teamed up with Mario to stop the Princess from getting married?

...wait.

What you said is exactly why Sakurai made Giga Bowser.

But Mario isn't that type of guy. He's helped and saved plenty of people without wanting a reward or anything like that.

Even Charles Martinet makes Mario out to be a guy you can't hate legitimately, he has flaws, but he's not a selfish asshole.

The joke is Bowser should've stayed as Giga Bowser to begin with.

Now they need to make "serious moodo" Bowser every fucking time they need a more intimidating boss fight.

of course mario isnt that like but that anons initial post is exactly that. saying i worked hard i deserve some pussy is that nice guy mentality. just because you have done it a bunch of times and didnt ask for pussy until then (bringing up old times your were nice) doesn't mean you are not that exact guy who thinks hes entitled to sex.

Where the fuck is Tyrone, I need the good shit

You can have Bowser be both serious and goofy the same way Dedede or Eggman are though.

Bowser was about to torch Peach at the start of Inside Story just for not inviting him for politics and seeing Mario, a Bowser that won't fuck around is legitimately dangerous.

Does anyone else get turned on by the thought of Peach cucking Mario with Bowser?

oh god, her vagina's been possessed by Babidi!

>Rick and Morty
>CURRENT YEAR and still using the 'nice guys' meme

Stop.

its the picture i had on hand to describe the nice guy mentality and these people do still exist. if you think women owe you sex for anything other than paying a prostitute you are that guy

>that pic

Is this a bait post?

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Peach is married to Tiara now. It's canon

Giga Bowser scared me as a kid

fuck peach, kill daisy, marry rosalina

A man can never be friends with a woman

>get enough moons to go to the dark side
>'I wonder what postgame stuff this world has'
>it's another fucking bunny fight

I thought they always were implied to be a couple.

a shame, you can be friend with your female cousins but its not worth it