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Lincoln Collins
Jason Turner
WHERE'S
Brandon Hughes
MY
Gabriel Collins
WIFES
Josiah Lewis
OVALTINE
Jose Lewis
COLORED
Isaiah Gutierrez
KANG
Owen Rogers
DONG
Chase Collins
>Make a meme about Kratos' son being stolen and him being not related by blood
>Neither of these are in the actual game
What's the joke?
Ian Parker
JUST
Jackson Roberts
Kek
Nolan Lewis
KEK
Angel Cooper
this
people need to stop this fucking meme now fucking nintenkiddies and xbots fucjk
Carter Hall
>ODIN! WHERE'S MY WIFES OVALTINE COLORED KANG DONG
Lucas Williams
I'M HALF BLIND NOT HALF DEAF YOU ASHEN FAGGOT!
Christopher Reed
Good Combo
Ethan Rodriguez
>Jotun's are confirmed dindus
Jonathan Barnes
Okay paco
Chase Roberts
>Ovaltine
William Bailey
...
Charles James
I swear if this is just turnimg intona series where Kratos going on a worldwide trek to kill ever last Deity/mythical monster I don’t know how I’d respond to it
Would it stop in Europe? He gon somehow become the first actual weeaboo and go to Nippon land to fight Kappa? How bout them Bunyips in stralia?
Or maybe we’ll just go Abrahamic and he takes on God himself after getting through his prophets; Moses, Jesus and Mohammed.
Brandon Perry
The original plan for the series was to star Greek, Egyptian, and Norse pantheons with 3 different protagonists.
Eventually those three protagonists meet each other after the deaths of their respective pantheons where they then follow a star and witness the birth of Christ.
Carson Harris
> and witness the birth of christ
wait what?
Connor Martinez
that sounds fucking awful desu
Gabriel Miller
>Eventually those three protagonists meet each other after the deaths of their respective pantheons where they then follow a star and witness the birth of Christ.
Adam Evans
>Kappa
Back to 9gag
Kevin Sanchez
holy fuck my sides, Sup Forums was okay today
Easton Brooks
>Eventually those three protagonists meet each other after the deaths of their respective pantheons where they then follow a star and witness the birth of Christ.
Is this for fucking real
Zachary Perez
Is anyone actually looking forward to God of My Wife's Son? Hell the last mainline game was mediocre as fuck.
Luis Phillips
They end up being the 'three wise men' from the Nativity who give Jesus gifts, so yeah.
Parker Nguyen
>3 absolutely ripped fucking psychotic fucking murder machines come to visit little Christ at the stable
Yeah, I agree though, this pissed me off. It doesn't make sense really, why not just make a new franchise focused on new mythology? Just market it as a "spiritual successor" to GoW, or even "GoW but X" and people would eat it up anyway.
Colton Edwards
>Kratos goes around killing every other mythological god, indian shit, china shit, japanese shit etc.
>final boss is Christianity's god and it's an unwinnable fight
Angel Bailey
Why not? They give babby Christ some pointers on how to get /fit/
Robert Jones
The Christian god himself irl killed off the rest of the proto Jewish pantheon and became their sole god so he's essentially Kratos.
The Christian god was originally a god of war and storms.
Oliver Evans
>OVALTINE
>Kappa
en.wikipedia.org
Not everyone is part of generation Z, Twitchfag.
Tyler Foster
WAHOO
Jack Price
SON
William Turner
>ending is kratos finding out his son is actually odin's son
Brandon Ward
There's a theory that since Atreus is a Greek name, he's actually Thor's illegitimate son (Ullr) and Sif's the mother.
Evan Carter
>Essentially, Jaffe suggested that the battle with Zeus would be set at the beginning of the game. Kratos would kill Zeus, creating a vortex that would suck all mythologies - Greek, Egyptian, Norse etc. - into one world. While in this world, Kratos would ultimately stop the people from believing in these gods, thereby ushering in the new age of religions, beginning with Christianity. The ending of the game would see you playing as the Three Wise Men. The origin of the Sphinx would also be explained as a monster that Kratos froze with Medusa's Head, whilst Kratos ultimate fate would be to sacrifice himself to live with his family in Hades.
neoseeker.com
Jayden Bennett
combat looks shit
kid is fucking annoying
kratos looks like a dumb faggot now
Jacob Turner
>They slay the mightiest god to come in his womb
>Then they proceed to gangbang Virgin Mary with one of those sex minigames, so that the last boss of the franchise is a QTE
Julian Phillips
...
Gavin Moore
I HAVE MISPLACED MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S MALE CHILD
Leo Sullivan
You probably won't fuck any whores in this game
Fucking shit game
Jaxson Turner
Wouldent ullr fit the description as odins son it said on wikipedia that ullr was sivfs son. And he is the bow god.
Just a theory
Joshua Thomas
G