You'll never wake up in this comfy street in japan and spend the day playing arcade

>you'll never wake up in this comfy street in japan and spend the day playing arcade

how that's comfy?
all those wires and obnoxious banners

I bet you think this isn't comfy either, you pleb

This.
Place looks like a dump, but then I find commieblocks comfy so different strokes for different folks, I guess.

it's an acquired taste, i'll say that much.

>tfw even I do, I won't be able to understand half the games because my Japanese is shit.

>you'll never wake up as this girl in japan and spend the day at the arcade

>you'll never wake up as this guy in japan and spend the day at the washing machine arcade

>comfy
>交番 right fucking there
ive never pirated anything i swear

I was just kidding about Kowloon walled city, it's obvious that it was a shit place
but still, for some reason it draws me in, wish I could've visited it before it got demolished
bit I guess there's pic related in Japan, even if it's not much

>you'll never wake up as this guy in japan and wait for your bf to finish shopping at the arcade

>the pedophile slums
yeah no.

Life like that where you don't achieve anything is quite dreading if you're an adult, pressure from family,friends and yourself. the NEET lifestyle is not fun. at least do some other thing.

>You'll never wake up in weebland japan which is the best country in the world because MUH ANIME
>You'll never realize you were just drugged, imported into another country and left to die because you don't know it's language
crippling

No, but I can play Shenmue.

>metro 2033 japan edition.

I don't want to wake up in any street

>walled city
>comfy
Yeah comfy, if you can survive just one fucking day. Would rather be a hobo out on the streets than I would have lived there.

much less than this

>Fail out of your own culture so hard you adopt a surrogate culture
>"Your" new culture is extremely xenophobic and doesn't want anything to do with you

Are weebs the stupidest people on the planet?

>you will never wake up in Japan just to go to work for your ultra wageslave job and come home only to sleep to do it again tomorrow

Feels pretty good DESU.

sorry but FUCK western culture, it's pretty shit all around these days

You're absolutely right, my friend.
Even after watching documentaries/reading books about it, it still fascinates me.

don't forget the part where you wife cucks you for a younger dude in a host club.

>Are weebs the stupidest people on the planet?
Yes

dumb fogposter

You tell me, they unironically game on PC and constantly shittalk western games, despite the fact PC gaming is irrelevant to the Japanese and western games are all PC gets. Even those decades old ports were ported to PC by westerners.

>metro 2033

Really, Metro 2033?

Could you be more of an uncultured, uneducated pleb.

>host club
are you retarded????

But I go there almost every summer and I rent the same room in Asakusa
Stop being a neet and spènd your holidays wasting your savings doing what you like anons

>mfw this site has conditioned me to expect a dick to pop up

It would be fun to explore for a few days but not to live in.

reminds me of Wei Shen's apartment area in Sleeping Dogs, nice little walled in street

>he saves up thousands of dollars a year just to blow on a month long stay in a foreign country
I will NEVER understand the concept of a holiday. It's just a monumental waste of money.

>everything else is beat to shit except the arcade cabinets
Someone's never been to a shitty arcade before.

That was fun to run around on in Black ops

it literally costs like 2k usd for 3 months

that's a gook not a slant

>waste of money.
aren't the purpose of money to be wasted?

my bad,rio de janeiro,osaka edition.
what's wrong with it?a female custommer pay for a male company.
oh wait,you don't know what happens after they get out of the club?you are too innocent user.

No user
I 'waste' in my holidays around the 15% of my year savings.

>spending money is a monumental waste of money

Literally what?

I mean if you're poor, sure, otherwise, who gives a fuck?

>my bad,rio de janeiro,osaka edition.

Want to try again?

The references are literally there.

Are you autistic?
Serious question.

>Wake up
>look outside
>NANI?!

Serious question - what do you do for a month in another country, especially if you don't know the language? I've got the funds to take such a trip but I've never left the States, can't figure out how it would be worthwhile.

>despite the fact PC gaming is irrelevant to the Japanese
>what are eroge

No shit, retard. He even has hangul in the filename.

I did it for an entire year and was the bets yearof my life.

Going to arcades and all the different shit they had to eat and drink was amazing.

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you forgetting rape hentai games
pc is the only way to get late for beta weebs

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> I want to go to a Japanese town and unironically ask them where the sailors hang out.

what better reference i need for walled garbage city
or her japanese copypasta than a typical favela of rio de janeiro?just admit you love rotten,full of disease and rats,slums with poor brainlet people,weeb user.

You're retarded and have no idea how a host club works

In the same way that idols cant fuck men because they need to pander to mens fantasies of a pure idol, host club employees also must do that as well in order to to provide the illusion of a single, exclusive companion

>tfw no open world game set in rural and urban modern japan communities that lets you ride a moped around while listening to Ride on Shooting Star

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Its honestly oppressive
Too many annoying niggers trying to sell you expensive shitty titty shows just because you are a gaijin.
I paid like 80€ for a lap dance with a tired korean girl. I still remember her face, she was dead inside.
I have been in thailand and the girls are not so broken inside.

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the only time when japan was comfy

That will depend entirely on your interests.

Last time I went to Japan was for six months, in that time I checked out a TON of arcades, vintage game stores, checked out a few places with military history, explored a few ghost towns, raced go karts around tokyo, checked out a lot of old motorcycle stuff, bought a motorcycle bike, toured around for a bit, went out drinking a bunch, some friends took me to some car races, helped them wrench on cars/bikes.

Do they have pussy? Is it easy to get?

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>he doesn't want an asian grunge steampunk game set in Kowloon
Dumb shit, fag.

Because its glorious nippon, retard.

oh sweet baby child,you should get out of your home more.
japan is not exactly that perfect.

How much do you get laid there?

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The arcades are filled with manchildren and actual children, why the hell would you want to go there? If you're looking for comfy, stay in a place like Kumamoto or Fukushima.

Like, legitimately, I live in Japan right now but I don't get the fascination or fantasy that you guys have with living here. What do you think you're going to do, sit around and play video games all day? You're only going to be here if you work at least 10 hours a day, I live in Tokyo and even then it takes me about two hours to break away from drinking with my bosses and navigate foot traffic back home. You only have time to play games on the weekend and that's if you aren't studying Japanese, socializing or hanging out with your girlfriend.

>He hasn't seen Blade Runner

What in the actual, literal fuck.

You go with friends, ideally get a friend who knows how to speak the language, partake in local festivities and attractions, hit up the bars (assuming it isnt a no-gaijin bar)

Idk man if it is japan lioe i am assuming you could always try the arcades and maid/butler cafes

Additionally you can hit up a red light district and pay for some nip poon

japs hate otaku tourists

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>Are weebs the stupidest people on the planet?

basically

You go experience another culture and buy stuff. If you go to Japan you avoid "gaijin bars" and other traps for lonely white virgins. If you travel to Japan just to collect video game stuff or play shitty pachinko/card games in an arcade, you might as well not travel.

>You're only going to be here if you work at least 10 hours a day

Not all of us have shit, wageslave pleb tier jobs.

I worked 2-3 days a week at most and spent the rest of the time doing whatever the fuck I wanted.

ah sorry i thought i was talking with someone with a brain.
if you seriously think that looks like blade runner just because it have some neons,i have really bad news for you.
i could say snatcher but that's too vintage for you.

Nigga I've been to Japan, it aint comfy.
It's cramped as fuck and smoky everywhere and the air polution is like ridiculous. However, the arcades are actually the shit, if you can stand a bunch of japanese tweens oggling you the entire time.

>clusterfuck of rundown and grey apartment buildings placed in a dirt pile
That's the polar opposite of comfy, you weirdo

what's your argument there? Appeal to tumblr anger to validate your phobia of wires?

With japanese girls?
I kissed one in a club in Roppongi and thats all.
Its honestly hard when they barely speak english.
I fucked an australian and a british tourist there tho.
But forget about japanese girls, they are like in other world.

Its not about being perfect, it's business, dude, literally about making money, nothing else

How likely do you think it is that a man would risk getting fired just to fuck a 30-40+ 3-4/10 nip woman

Answer is not at all, being a host member can pay pretty well, and really fucking well if you're good at it and get a lot of clients

>retarded wagecuck who is so beta he can't refuse to go drinking with his bosses (who all laugh at him being a dumb gaijin speaking broken Japanese behind his back) thinking everyone has it as bad as him

How about you get a non shit job, maybe then you'll have time for games? Oh wait, you'll still be busy "socializing" with your Japanese "friends" who only see you as some sort of curiosity because you're a foreigner and don't actually like you or take you seriously. Now go back to studying for your J kaiwa classes, tomorrow's another long day at work!

>wake up in the street

FUCKING YAKUZAS

>if you seriously think that looks like blade runner

It's literally based on the sets from the movie you retard, look it up.

People here can be pretty fucking racist, but no more than any other country, and it's safe. There are places in Florida where you'll be shot for being the wrong color, I've experienced no such thing in Japan.

Just learn the language and don't be a fucking weeb.

nigga you are tellin a lie

i mean im now in japan

>I paid like 80€ for a lap dance with a tired korean girl.
So looks like the "niggers" are right to milk retarded cattle like you.

Are you telling me all those stories I heard from Sup Forums and Sup Forums players about Japanese girls literally throwing themselves at white guys in Japan to be false?!
I was in Japan for a couple weeks earlier this year and got very little interest from Japanese girls there too.

A $2500/month closet in a country that hates whites is not comfy.

I worked in an arcade during an active Vampire Savior, Tekken 4/5 and Soul Calibur 2 metagame.
I'm glad I got that feel.

careful not to accidentally rape and murder any nippons on okinawa, nigger

>who can't refuse to go drinking with bosses

Nobody can, you'll be locked in your contract and be given zero hours until you leave the country. Any job where you make remotely good money involves going and drinking with your superiors, it's a de-stressing thing.

Sorry about your weird inferiority complex, though. It's always funny to see people go I-IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY COULD LIKE FOREIGNERS ANYWAY while planning their trip to Akihabara so they can collect more loli Tenga.

just as well, i cant read fucking moonrunes

Sorry you are just ugly

You also have to not be fat.

it's not an argument
it's a question

how is that comfy, its all cluttered and shit, barely any space on the sidewalk and the

I'm not going to denied that
Rookie mistake
Better not tell you my rookie mistake in thailand a few years ago

Autism is a universal language. If you're a blithering, autistic retard in America you aren't suddenly going to be soaking panties when you go to Japan.