Times Vidya Got You Laid

Have video games ever gotten you sex?

The first Kingdom Hearts got me laid. Friend was big into Disney stuff and would always come over to watch me play it. She cried at the ending. When I moved in to console her, kisses happened and not long after, sex.

Gay

Met my gf playing Pokemon Go, that counts?

Faggot alert

You a grill, too?

I lost my IRL virginity to an Asian milf I met on Second Life, she flew out to meet me and everything.
Met my current girlfriend there too as a matter of fact.

How was it?

source on that pic?

Met a qt goth girl who also loved VtMB a year ago and we’re already thinking of moving in together.

No but a cute guy and his friends were hitting on me while I was playing pokemon go

THOSE MOMMIES ARE RAPISTS!

Tasty pasta.

ITT shit that never happened

>she flew out to meet me and everything.

Bullshit, no cake is that thristy.

I had a similar experience with my current long-time girlfriend, but she was down to clown before that. I think in my case, attributing it to VtM:B is a post-hoc-ergo-propter-hoc.

I fucked a girl I met through an MMO

too bad shes was murican and I yuro

God I wish that were me.

I got to know and lost my virginity to my girlfriend through playing Danganronpa with her. I like telling friends that Danganronpa is the reason I have a girlfriend.

this

Kinda. A few years back for Halloween I dressed as a stereotypical vampire hunter (lots of black, tons of plastic weapons strapped to my body, make-shift Victorian suit & cloak, those "Mana potions" tied by strong to my belt, etc.). One of the finer details I added was that Astaroth's axe keychain doo-hicky that came with one of the SoulCalibur games (2 or 3, can't remember which) that I hung from a small chain clasped to my cloak.
That little axe started up a conversation with a 6/10 girl dressed as a vampiress which started with innuendos and ended with slightly drunken sex against the sink in the bathroom.

You suck as a vampire hunter dude,you re supposed to hunt them, not sex them up.

3 women ive slept with i've met through WoW.

only one was a whale.. one was super cute and the other hottie asian..

big dps really catches a girls eye lol

I think I still have those mana potions, which means they're over a decade old. Wonder how they'd taste?

He certainly pounded a hardwood stake in her though.

Post them if you find it user


Kek

>WoW

and then user woke up

No.
Please feel free to find this posted anywhere else.

FFXI was the reason I met my wife. Though she played on a different server.

Fantastic, she stayed in a hotel and I "stayed after class to study" as a cover for my uptight mom. I was 19 going to a community college at the time.
All we did was fuck and share our favorite TV shows with eachother.
Dude, cakes are the thirstiest, it's like how old guys are attracted to highschool girls only the opposite. It's somehow less taboo that way and nobody talks about it.
Sorry I saved it a while ago and forgot.

If anybody uses Second Life unironically like I do and wants to try to get lucky like I did, I used a website called AvMatch and yes it is just as pathetic as it sounds but it fucking WORKS. If you act all cordial, polite and sophisticated and mention that age is just a number in your profile then the girls come to YOU. The mommies hit YOU up. I am goddamn serious.

i've surprisingly got a lot more female friends on wow than i do male.. maybe im just lucky..

>post-op
Gay.

Catherine the best girl!

>have video games ever gotten you sex?

I have never even made a male friend through videogames, so no.

You dont want to make friends user?

Gay or London?

>Danganronpa
>girl

How mentally unstable?

i made a simple game for a girlfriend for valentine's day once, but i doubt it significantly contributed to my sex life

I don't know how to do it and I rarely ever play multiplayer games.

Why not both?

Its not that difficult, you just start with some small talk, or you can also be somewhat random on global chat if the game has it, just dont stop if you dont manage the first time. Also dont overthink things, if it works, it works, if it doesnt, it doesnt. Eventually someone is going to want to maintain contact with you.

>hey bob how's the weather
>get over here and fuck me

>Eventually someone is going to want to maintain contact with you
Eventually...

>just b urself brah it works for me

Shota Zanmai _ Shota Indulgence

ew

Goddamn it you fags, are you all so detached from the world you cant imagine you can find a single person with similar tastes to yours? Fine then, i dont imagine any of you have serious autism or some shit like that, even furries can be weird as fuck and connect to someone. Fine, dont even bother trying.

>I don't imagine any of you have serious autism
But I literally do have autism.

What did she mean by that?

Were on Sup Forums so i guess we have some kind of issue, but still, is it so hard talking to me here? You can do it out of here too you know?

There is no permanency in anything I say here. There is no name attached to my posts. If I am feeling overwhelmed I can always leave and there are no consequences.

>finding a person with similar tastes

the world you are referring to is a fairy tale

And of what are you afraid of? Continuous contact? If you want friendship, of course youre to keep talking to someone, and if that person considers you a friend what stops you having more than one conversation? I really dont get it.


Lots of people here "likes" games, you re already finding people with similar tastes, albeit virtually, but i do believe these people exist somewhere, and if you want you can find them.

How do I know if the person expressing interest in my company and contact is doing it out of sincerity or because they want to laugh at me?

I met a girl in tf2 in like 2010
She was from Austria, she wanted to take my virginity but I had no way to meet with her irl....i'm still a permavirgin

You wont know that, we cant read thoughts yet, but then, does it really matter if out of 10 "friends" you manage to find one that really enjoys the time spent with you? It can happen, youre just too scared to risk yourself for it.

Im probably talking out of my ass right here because i dont know you, or your fears etc, but i normally dont give a fuck about what people generally think of me, i get ashamed sometimes and thats normal, but i dont think that shoukd dictate how you act around others.

Fuck, in resume that means be yourself kek.

t. bitter robot

I get ashamed all the time.

Imagine blonde futaba.

My girlfriend, been together 4 years, met her through magic the gathering, we enjoy shittalking each other's shit taste in animu and vidya

I fucking hate doing presentations, but after some time doing them, it started being more of a nuisance than ashaming, either way, we all are going to be ashamed from time to time for the most varying reasons, the best i think you can try to do its just let it roll.

>imagine blonde futaba
>met her through magic the gathering

so just add 100lbs

Painfully underweight actually, incel

Top kek.

What is it with MTG and fatties anyway? They're bigger on average than pretty much every other /tg/ playerbase combined.

Now, be honest. Are these girls at least 7/10 or above?

Sounds like she's got a big 'ol flopper!

Kingdom Hearts dude here. She was at least 9/10 back then. She's nowhere as attractive these days.

playing video games automatically knocks 3 points off by default

they are too busy strategizing in 32-dimensions simultaneously to move

Nice user.

not who you're replying to but gay and near London

there's still hope user

Futaba guy here, she's a 6/10 but cleans up nice, up to a 8/10 I'd say.
I honestly like her 6/10 sweaty disheveled form better, makes my dick harder

Okay I believe you.

This user gets it. Being active in global chat makes a difference, and if you are good at the game and active you actually make somewhat of a name for yourself. Even if you are just toxic. You'd be surprised how many thirsty bitches play video games. Mobile games are unironically the best for this. Kings Raid has so many chicks in global chat it's retarded.

Nah, I'm 3 years into a happy marriage with someone else. She does 5k twice a week goes to the gym twice a week. I'm set.

I must have low libido or something, I really want to get past my insecurities and fug but I never take any of the opportunities that present themselves to me

I guess I'm stupidly hanging on to the hope that it'll just happen magically and perfectly without having to work through my awkwardness first

Just letting you know that wony happy, unless i guess, you find yourself a thirsty mommy.

>be 14
>meet girl on Habbo
>months of roleplay, chatting, cyber, chatting on msn, myspace, etc.
>confesses to me that she lied about her age (told me she was 13, actually 19)
>meet up anyway
>4/10 face with a decent body
>we watch some movies and eat some snacks she put together
>play some 360
>she starts wrestling me trying to be cute in the same way girls are in anime (doesn't work in real life. Wrestling was lame as shit)
>has me pinned down
>don't care, she's on my dick
>I pretend to struggle just to make her grind on my dick some more
>"you've got me pinned" I say
>she says "shh" and kisses me. Maybe I'm just a jaded tool, but I couldn't even see that as romantic, it just came off as 'I saw this in the movies, so now I'm gonna try it in real life' (keep in mind, she has that 4/10 face, I probably would have been more into it if she were a little cuter)
>she asks if I've ever had my dick sucked
>"No, I'm a virgin. No experience at all"
>she says she's a virgin too
>"do you want me to suck your dick?" she awkwardly asks
>I chuckled like a little faggot and almost rejected from nervousness, but the adrenaline made me say yes
>the blowjob was so toothy and so unenthusiastic she couldn't even make a 14 year-old virgin cum
>she stops after 10 minutes and says "my mouth is getting tired, lol"
>and then the worst thing ever
>"your turn"
>takes her panties off to reveal the dark forest and lays back with her legs spread like she's about to give birth
>vagina tasted like fucking piss
>I come so close to throwing up I couldn't even hide the disgust on my face
>soldier on for 3 minutes, almost crying from how disgusted I feel
>she gets a phone call which saves me
>the meetup is over and I go home to take the longest shower of my life
I know I look like a massive faggot from sharing this, but it was not a good experience. If I were a little older, with slightly lower standards, maybe I'd be into it.

A girl I was studying with in college came over to my apartment to drop some papers off and saw I had Left4Dead on the screen and she loved the game too. We talked about horror games a lot and eventually dated for 2 years.

Animal crossing wild world on the DS. Met the girl online and years later fucked her brains out irl.

One of my best friends got his current girlfriend over talking to a dinosaur videogame they both used to play when they were younger (he met her at college).

I'm pretty mad.

You are a brave man, user. Eating that pussy must have taken a lot of courage. You did well.

Darkness

And this is why you tell people to take a fucking shower before you fuck.

Met some girl playing DDR, naturally we were both not in completely terrible shape.