Can we all finally stop pretending the story isn't shit and the characters not flat and uninteresting?
You can't bitch and moan about the story in the Last of Us and then praise this when it's just the same shit with some extra idiotic fluff like the Baron beat his wife and a magic bear killed some Vikings.
I've since I've already made the comparison anyway I can point out TLOU was better at making me actually give a shit about Elle than the Witcher did with it's magic worthless generic 1 dimensional Mary Sue.
This seems like the SFW version, guessing the nude one is behind a Patreon paywall.
Bentley Cruz
I liked it up until Novigrad. Then it shat the bed and never recovered. Although the self contained Skellige story about the new King/Queen was decent.
Colton Diaz
garbage bait thread
Matthew Cook
>thinks your average Sup Forums user cares about anything but generic waifus
Although I have to say Ciri is pretty decent, the other sluts can eat a dick though.
Cameron Perez
I tried playing this 3-4 times since it came out. Always got bored after 5 hours of gameplay and dropped it for 6 months. Boring ass gameplay, sidequest simulator game system are the biggest reasons.
Just too boring.
Kayden James
L I T E R A L L Y
Hunter James
>only worthwhile competition is a ps4 exclusive >"lol it won goty so its best game ever!"
stop posting
Elijah Morris
Kys slavboy.
Benjamin Sanders
>Basic English is letter writing formality.
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Jacob Smith
Ciri is good daughter-fu but as a character she sucked in the books and still sucks here. >White frost is unstoppable, but she stops it somehow >the elven guy who turned into ugly man was Wild King's best budy, suddenly he's her friend >somehow defeats the best swordsman in the books who killed sevetal witchers List goes on
Joshua White
That a self portrait Witcher brainlet?
Levi Cooper
Story is amazing and so are the characters. If you actually played the game youd know this
Nathan James
Most people on Sup Forums would agree that TW3 didn't GOTY. Although most games I played from 2015 were better than TW3, but that's just my opinion, I just cannot get past the clunky gameplay and dull open world.
Nathaniel Hall
B A N O N S S E D
Jordan Sanchez
you L I T C H E R A L L Y can' make this shit up
Josiah Watson
Stop being new or until then stop posting please.
Jaxon Martin
>Most people on Sup Forums would agree that TW3 didn't GOTY
Kevin Richardson
>SEETHING
James Williams
didn't deserve*
The insomnia is getting to me.
Mason Thomas
>Story is amazing and so are the characters.
Adrian Jackson
>HAHA U MAD BRO!?
Ryan Evans
>Story is amazing and so are the characters
I can see people liking the characters but the story is just bad, it has the worst pacing I have ever seen in any RPG game.
Asher Watson
>Random magic bear attacks leaders >Turns out it's the person it obviously was from the beginning
Alexander Adams
>Although most games I played from 2015 were better than TW3 Gonna need some examples?
Sebastian Thomas
>renaming and dedicating a reaction pic just for this occasion
James Hill
Its based on a hack's fantasy shlock, interpreted by th same pea brained devs who's own writing ability is inspired exactly by this sort of garbage. How could you ever expect this to have a mature story? Its a game for teens. The gameplay is also casual as fuck and the main char is essentially a chud fantasycock for nerds.
Lucas Perry
Why does this game cause so much salt?
Jason Jenkins
Not him but MGS5
Gavin Stewart
Right,what a fucking newfag If I ever seen one.
Noah Fisher
>MGS5
Henry Flores
You've crossed the line.
Brayden Harris
>MGS5
William Parker
Because people act like its the second coming of Jesus in truth its nothing but a mediocre borefest.
Bentley Myers
it's a game with average 5/10 gameplay, with bonus points for fancy presentation and ambitious scale, so a 7/10 total (8/10 if we account for score inflation), anyone who gives this a 9/10 is a massive pleb with shit taste.
Landon Barnes
Rocket League Cities: Skylines Bloodborne The Beginner's Guide Life Is Strange Metal Gear Solid V Undertale Besiege Splatoon Pillars of Eternity
Henry Edwards
>Video game journalist know their stuff when they praise games I like, otherwise they are jewkikes paid shill fraud casuals.
Juan Jackson
>I'm a patrician because I'm contrarian howling
Josiah Fisher
>Because people act like its the second coming of Jesus in truth its nothing but a mediocre borefest. The audacity of this post and the Soulsborne Sonyiggers here
Caleb Robinson
1. Metal Gear Solid V has great gameplay. 2. The Witcher 3 has shit gameplay. 3. Skullface is a better villain than... armor elf guy.
That's all.
Benjamin Powell
>Can we all finally stop pretending
stopped reading there
Henry Watson
Elf guy was badly done, he's a real smug asshole in the books. But yeah i agree with you
Mason Peterson
most of the complaints about the witcher are just plain false lmao whoever did this never played the game
Kayden Bennett
>literally just handpicks an assortment of games from that image and pretends like he played any of them
Luke Rodriguez
>Rocket League - Really? >Cities: Skylines - KeK >Bloodborne - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >The Beginner's Guide - Zzzzz >Life Is Strange - Seattle Grunge Lesbo Simulator(PASS) >Metal Gear Solid V -KEK >Undertale -Meh >Besiege -Meh >Splatoon - Nintentoddlers party game(PASS) >Pillars of Eternity - NICE
Landon Hughes
>hasn't played any of those games
Literal pleb.
Alexander Miller
The entire witcher series has always had shit gameplay and teen level story. Its just that the people who play and like these games are exactly teens and early 20s manbabies so it fits perfectly.
Jeremiah Murphy
>TW3 was universally praised on Sup Forums until this year
What happened? Did we get invaded by newfags or did fanboys of some other game take offense to it being called better than their game?
Jackson Mitchell
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Joshua Parker
>This post >The delusion MGSV gameplay was alright if you like big empty bullshit of a gameworld.
>Skullface being a better villian user,stop I'm about to piss on myself from laughter.
Cooper Walker
thats right bro! bloodborne on the other side is played by enlightened intellectuals
Ian Brooks
Story wasn't bad, but people here keep confusing story with writing. TW3 is great because of it's writing, not necessarily the story. The story is the premise and plot of the game. The writing encompasses the story but includes a whole lot more. The writing includes things like the order of progression your character takes through a zone, their interaction with other characters, character history, when to include the aforementioned things (among a lot of other things) in dialogue, how you include that stuff in dialogue etc. Basically everything that can be described with what, why, how, where, when. TLOU (and virtually every other triple A on the market) may have a decent story, but where it all comes crumbling down is usually the writing.
Landon Gomez
>Its just that the people who play and like these games are exactly teens and early 20s manbabies what other demographic plays videogames then retard? lmao fuck off
Robert Lee
Oh wow youre so mature! You must be at least 40! Holy shit! Do we all need to play minecraft and minesweeper to be cool like you?
Robert Robinson
>>TW3 was universally praised on Sup Forums until this year
It's called hardcore shilling.
Camden Bennett
Console peasants who jerk off to TLOU is what happened
Aaron Sanchez
Confirmed for never having finished The Witcher 3. Eredin literally has 12 lines in the entire game, and they are all bad.
And MGSV open world was unfinished, but it was mostly in service of its open-ended gameplay and had good traversal options.
The Witcher 3 you had very shitty horse riding and a large world full of endless linear quests that got boring repetitive fairly quickly.
Evan Davis
Go back to watching rick and morty,faggot
Kayden Jackson
CAREFUL user, CAREFUL NOW
Nathaniel James
The Last of Us had better writing than The Witcher 3.
For example think about pacing, in TLoU you would move across story and gameplay beats fairly quickly, while in TW3 you would have to travel around a big open world doing nothing just to start a quest that will eventually take you to a relevant event.
But then The Witcher 3 is even worse than most open world games because the main story has glacial pacing, you are constantly looking for Ciri and yet all you are doing are following endless red herrings and dead ends. It's insanely boring.
In the other hand in The Last of Us you would have slow and fast-paced movements according to convenience, so you will have a calm horse riding trip at one time, and then a quick rush to save Ellie near the end of the game.
The Witcher 3 is the epitome of bad AAA writing.
Austin Cox
Angsty teens and manchildren. I must have hit a nerve :)
Keep playing your casualized pulp fantasy shlock and jerking your penis over "waifus".
>i trole u :) just admit you made a retarded, pretentious post and move on :)
Brody Barnes
t. Nigger
Angel Martinez
This thread is very quickly devolving into one retards quest to shitpost his way around the bellcurve.
Adrian Hernandez
>everyone who disagrees with my pleb opinion must be the same person
lel kys you're self
You failed to provide an argument, which means you are either a shill or a lazy bastard.
Dylan Clark
>t. Nice grammer
Brandon Nelson
Linear vs Open world. If you are going to compare, do it against Witcher 2 which was 10 times better in storytelling then TLOU Both had shitty gameplay, but witcher 2 was a bit better
Benjamin Ward
One of the posts you quoted was me talking about MGSV, which didn't had great writing but was still more interesting and original than TW3.
Nathaniel Cruz
Name one thing he said that is wrong.
Luis Martinez
yeah it was interesting and original until you literally had to repeat the same exact missions with added twists in chapter 2.
