Playing alliance

>playing alliance

alliancecucks BTFO!

Is this the point where normalfags take a meme and kill it?

Why does the Horde always chimp out and destroy itself?

I wouldn't mind playing horde if it wasn't for the fact that it's only edgy undeads every where. No love for Taurens or the trolls.

Meme death

I hope the Virgin Alliance and Chad Horde date, like the original Chad and Virgin are

HAHAHA I'M A CHAD TOO AND I HATE VIRGINS, WELL MEMED FELLOW CENTIPEDE.
ANTIFA BTFO

>Taurens and Forsaken are so op in lore that most of the time they get completely forgotten about in order to make it even reasonable that the Horde wouldn't kick the shit out of the alliance
Forsaken plague and abominations, and pure Tauren strength would be able to decimate most alliance forces.

What could possibly stop the horde since they are blessed by the loa of the good posture?

This is my favorite meme

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>t. Virgin

worgen player here
maybe try calling me a furry also ive never heard that one before

why use the horde's most pleb race instead of the magnificent orc master race?

Quick question for you lorefags. What would Azeroth be like if Deathwing was able to resist the old gods mindfuckery?

>gyrocopters
>tanks
>mortars
>rifles
>lasers
>chemical weapons
>full plate armors
>not shit craftsmanship
>buff gryphons > skinny wyverns
>towns that aren't indian slums

Well he uh.....wouldn't be Deathwing. He would still be Neltharion.

Well yeah but what would the world be like? How would the war of the ancients played out?

>tauren
>op
they joined the horde because they where getting rekt so hard they almost went extinct

>lasers

Taurens are getting rekt by centaurs.
A race so shit they haven't been remotely relevant since Maraudon entrance, not even the dungeon itself.

I'm horde but dwarves are okay

Yeah let's not forget the Tauren were literally being driven to extinction by fucking retard centaur people of all things.

This is what happens when your idea of a weapon is a fucking totem pole

They haven't used totems as weapons since WC3.

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REAL Virgins vs REAL Chad thread?

ok

>playing a moba with a fighting stick
Literally who?

>Playing either these days
>A wonder why there is no third major faction that is essentially like all those neutral factions, but is made out of races from both Horde and Alliance who are fed up with both's bullshit and actually get shit done

Less destruction. Probably the continents would've been closer to each other.

>Implying Manduin Wrynn and the newly revived Chad'jin won't DP the Virgin Naga and their queen, Azzhatshara

He should be using an axe.

No one, that is the point.

>Orcs got mindfucked by the legion to invade and then get beaten so hard they made concentration camps out of them. Ironically they are still the only somewhat respectable race in the horde.
>Trolls had a huge empire but were completely obliterated by humans and elves and had to join the horde to avoid extinction
>Tauren are pathetic hippies that also joined the horde to avoid extinction because they got assraped by centaurs
>Undead are disgusting abominations that are doomed to disappear since their own leader was just a slave to arthas and can't actually raise dead. Everyone hates them including the other horde races.
>Blood elves are just drug addicts who joined the horde because they had no choice and needed their fix, literal traitor scum
>Goblins are jews

What a great faction you have there. Bunch of rejects who joined forces because they all suck.

And yet they constantly wipe the floor with the alliance. Really makes you think ...

Really does make you think

Almost as if the story is there to keep an MMO going. Too bad they can't change origin stories that happened before the MMO so your faction is forever rooted in dogshit, deal with it.

why do you guys hate undead so much? we literally didn't do anything to anyone

>And yet they constantly wipe the floor with the alliance
*Citation needed*

Dude, nobody with a brain plays alliance. Get over it. How does it feel playing the actual most boring and generic faction in the game? I bet you really like seeing nothing but humans and night elves in your parties 24/7. Wow, I bet you even had a draeni one time.

Are you projecting?

Because the real undead were led by the Lich King.

The playable undead are just fodder led by a scout arthas raised just to spite her because she hated the undead so much.

I'll never forget how the Horde pussied out of the Broken Shore, fuck you guys.

the fact that Tauren never got a strength buff really annoyed me. Especially considering how gimped the horde was in pve, they could have buffed their racials more

It's okay dude, horde is the official kid faction, there are plenty of statistics that show it ;)

>I'll never forget how the Horde pussied out of the Broken Shore, fuck you guys.
or when they nigged out in Icecrown

The Alliance has motherfucking spaceships now

With nukes

>things I like vs things I dont like
>reddit virgins and pedogafers sure destroyed this meme
>coincidentally also the people that play horde

No it's not, only well adjusted mature and intelligent adults play Horde. Only kids play on Alliance to ERP on their stupid female Nelf and Draenei.

t. my ass

Well, that's why Torbjorn sided to the horde.

>only well adjusted mature and intelligent adults play Horde
Have you sustained head trauma? Do you require medical aid?

>this post

WE

TAUREN COCK

I want to fuck that dragon

"Hands up, don't gank"

>only well adjusted mature and intelligent adults play Horde

I play equal amounts of both alliance and horde. I rarely see alliance shitpost at this level.
Horde is objectively the most immature of the two.

Admit it, Horde are OBSESSED with alliance.

>Most pleb
>Not Forsaken
>Not Troll
>Not fucking Blood Elf

Cows can't eat fish

Not as much as the Alliance is completely OBSESSED with the Horde.

Anybody got the link to that one story of a Tauren fucking Alexstrasza and impregnating her?

Tauren aren't cows

virgin detected

>horde led by a woman of color who had the strength to come back after she was killed and fought for everything she had
>alliance led by a white, blonde haired, blue eyed male who was handed his command by his father

ally confirmed alt-right

But the virgin is the one using the fight stick?

Literally more children play alliance

>woman of color
I hate this meme

This would be better with the 5'11 6'0 meme instead.

Killing the enemy and the Alliance

literally two birds in one stone, degenerates BTFO

5'11 6'0 shop this

Is Alliance, dare I say, /ourfaction/?

Yes user

>Tauren

>who was handed his command by his father
He's only king because it's his bloodline, learn how royalty works

No, the only good alliance leaders are Genn, Magni, Moira. Tyranda is a cunt, Velen is one of the most boring characters in the game, and Anduin is still a whiny fag.
Also
>Gnomes

> Virgin Comic Artist vs Chad MS Paint incoming

It's funny that you chose tauren as the representative of the horde.

>play as a human
>play as a small human
>play as a tiny human
>play as a skinny human with pointy ears
>play as a blue tauren with tentacles on their face
>play as a furry

gee sounds like fun

VICTORY OR RETREAT
LOKTAR OR RUN
FOR THE LICH QUEEN

>'VICTORY OR DEATH, LOK'TAR OGAR!!'
>'R-retreat, retreat!'
The cuck faction

This is the bottom line. Nobody on Sup Forums of all places is going to argue that the Alliance aren't the better of the two factions from a real world perspective. But World of Warcraft isn't the real world, it's a game, and from a game perspective the Horde is just better.

fuck yeah it does

>LICH QUEEN
Bring back Vol'jin

>Blood elves drop an Arcane bomb on Stormwind
game over.

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in what retarded measurement is horde better lmao
alliance are beating them in every single aspect apart from elf population lmao

We passed that point long ago.

Don't worry, he's coming back. In pog form.

> Blood elves doing anything but selling their bodies for crack

>Say alliance sucks
>instant crowd of people yelling NUH UH REEEE
I think the alliance is obsessed

>who had the strength to come back after she was killed
No, Arthas raised her just to spite her because she annoyed him and hated the undead. Joke's on her.

Better zones, better story, better character, better races. Sure we're evil dickheads, but it's a video game my boy.

>Alliance players getting this fucking salty over a comic
Typical.

>not even drawn in the same style
its shit

Sylvanas is a pleb undead and can't raise the dead. She's no lich queen

Being undead is EZ mode though, you don't have to eat or drink and can come back to life and live forever

Plus you can use necromancy to amass a brainlet army of the dead while Manduin has to be a Chad Leader leading an alliance of feisty Chads

Problem is the horde isn't even evil. They would be way cooler if they were, as it stands they're just pathetic

>playing Horde

if only taurens looked cool in game. blizzard really fucked up a lot of the character models

>caring about who looks best on the battlefield instead of who isn't dead yet

THIS is why Alliance will lose.