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OH NONONONO OOOUHOUHH AAAAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAA

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It's shit. Everyone already knows this.

GOTTA SPEED KEEEED

Who outside Youtube comments can think this game is any good is beyond me

Damn, the Switch version is so bad that even the Nintendo bonus didn't help it much.

Can sonic do a light speed dash in this game

it will sell better than mania

The corruptions knew.

Gentlemen, how do we kill Sonic Team Japan and permanently give the Sonic franchise to the Mania Team?

The avatar can with a certain Wisp

What the fuck happened? this was supposed to be the renaissance of Sonic!

But not sonic himself?
Despite being able to do that in most other boost games barring colours I think with the wisp?
Goddamn

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#NeverForget

ACCUMULATED 108 METASCORE. MARIO ETERNALLY BTFO OUT

Nintendo Bonus in full effect

PS4 1080p 60fps
Switch 720p 30fps with visuals downgraded to all hell

The Switch version is portable, so you can play the game under the covers where no one can see your shame. It's worth a higher score just for that.

>Nintendo bonus only managed to get it 2 points
Damn that is a shitty game. Even the Bing Bing Wahoo goggles couldn't save it.

Based on the score I guess lower resolution improved the visuals.

So Sonic Team are so bad they could take a proven good formula (Colors, Generations) and drag it down to the realms of the shitty experimental games.

AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME

The real question is:
Does this game has fat bat tats?

...

you can play sonic forces with remote play on your vita.

>they're reviewed as Sonic games
Explain Sonic Mania, then.

But owning a Vita is shame incarnate.

>rates it better than BoTW
Huh, contrarian as fuck

a sonic game being compared to other sonic games of the same genre... damn.
I mean, if they want Sonicto become a neutra game genre character like Mario, they'll need to make more side games with Sanic that aren't about going fast.

>t-the switch version l-looks better

DELUSION

yeah but she doesn't do anything, you barely even get to see her.

It’s not horrible, it’s got quite a few enjoyable moments.

But who guys were pissing in this game the moment it was announcled, so, i wouldn’t expect that to change even if the game was good.

>They're reviewed as Sonic games
>bawwwww everyone is just biased against Sonic!

Hate to break the bad news, but Sonic games are typically shit.

I know

I know I've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought that I could make a fucking game

>gaijin make superior Sonic
>the team named after Sonic continue to push out fat turds

Isn't this game just a new Sonic Generations?

How did it get such low scores?

based oh nononono poster

Jim Sterling defended Sonic 4 for god's sake.

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS

no sega pays people to write bad reviews because they know it galvanizes the fanbase and makes them buy it to defend against haters.

switch is zoomed thus the comparison doesn't work.

why must that guy be a contrarian all the goddamn time

Because they didn't understand what made Generations good.

Sonic Generations had passable physics and alright level design

This game has neither

Wow, what a shocker, who could have seen this one coming?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

SONIC MANIA WAS SUPPOSED TO USHER IN A GOLDEN AGE OF SONIC GAMES.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is brilliant. The bad reviews will anger the autistic fanboys and they will rush out to buy it in support of their hero who has had his reputation tarnished by fake news.

neither is zoomed they are just offset horizontally a little
it's clear Switch has inferior everything and missing/simplified geometry

Mods should ban all these GameGrump kids already, holy shit. The game is great.

People love it because it's a good sonic game but overall it's hat copypaste all of the old games into one. It's short, linear, and nothing stands out about it other than the music. If this came out 10 years ago no one would care as much.

so the lesson is never let sega make sonic games again right?

DENUVO CRACK WHEN

Hers your mark of shame
I'm impressed by the low scores

Being a 3D sonic fan is suffering. All I want is a regular game with sonic adventure 1 style sonic stages and sonic unleashed difficulty. No boost. No hallway levels. No baby-tier difficulty, and no fucking gimmicks.
Is that so much to ask for?

>have to buy an entirely different system to get the same effect
>it's shit because of input lag

Nintendo Bonus isn't real. In fact, it might very well be a penalty

it was a better sonic game

NOW can we admit that he's a contrarian with abhorrent taste?

Most of those games are beyond trash and would be rated 40-60 without Nintendo Bonus

Bonus is real

the difference is huge though

Generations was already considered a critically underrated game, is this game really that much worse to get such low scores?

I mean only borderline unplayable games get ~50 metacritic scores with absolutely no value in them.

all those games are worse than the score they were given. Nintendo bonus scales with popularity of the games regardless.

>Gee wiz. Who would have ever guessed this would be the better game. It totally wasn’t predictable considering almost every 3D sonic sucked a cock. I’m so surprised

Mania 2 when?

The PC version is very broken; there are a lot of reports of the game crashing after the 2nd or 3rd stage.

you didn't draw that

pretty much every game is worse than the scores they are given aren't they?

Look at all these bing bing babbies trying to shit on sonic

Sadly yes, while this stupid developers cannot seem to get it together!

yes, but it's not okay when nintendo does it

Because it plays like hot garbage. There's no momentum or sense of speed and 90% of the levels are forgettable.

SONYFAGS BTFO
SWITCH WINS AGAIN

Tropical Freeze is a solid 95

Wario World and Kirby's Airride are solid 80's

Wonderful 101 got snubbed 10 points.

Explorers in Sky is one of the best games in its entire genre, would've gotten at least an 80 if not for the Nintendo Penalty

Splatoon and Kid Icarus both deserve 90's

FUCKING FINALLY
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I mean... it's a decent end. That it's ok to be sad and take as long as you need as long as you get through this sad life point eventually.

LOOMIS

People shit on the bad sonic games, not sonic itself.
Everyone loved Mania.

The Switch version must be way better considering the Nintendo penalty.

Thank God for Jim Sterling ('s opinions having no impact on Metacritic anymore).

>Tropical Freeze is a solid 95
lol
>Wario World and Kirby's Airride are solid 80's
HAHAHA
>Explorers in Sky is one of the best games in its entire genre, would've gotten at least an 80 if not for the Nintendo Penalty
>Splatoon and Kid Icarus both deserve 90's
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAKAA

The only bonus I can see for Mania on Switch is that you can take it on the go. Mania is the same game across all platforms, the fact you can take that same game on the go is a notable advantage.

The same will be said of any game that the Switch gets that doesn't suffer from the lower specs of the system.

Well, at least it's doing better than Bubsy.

You are wrong. Nintenbabies can't tell good games from bad games. please try and be a little more humble.

>>Tropical Freeze is a solid 95
>lol

It is, what's actually weird is that Horizon has an 89 when it really deserves a 75 at best.

BUBSY BTFO

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?

This NONONO shit is pure reddit.

Tropical Freeze is one of the 20 best games ever released. Better than Bloodborne or Persona 5.

>Mania is the same game across all platforms

Wrong. Only the Switch version drops frames.

Is THAT what it takes to get a high metacritic score?... damn...

>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
shut the fuck up

It's definitely a penalty. The nostalgia people have for certain series gives them a bias towards game series like Zelda, Mario, Kirby etc. so unless it's truly exceptional it's going to have points removed.

If anything we should be calling it the "not muh!" penalty.

Will be patched out.

>BUT SONY

Right on fucking cue. You fanbois are pathetic. So predictable

It's better than nothing.

>Is THAT what it takes to get a high metacritic score?
Of course, just look at BOTW

A 4 point difference for the added portability isn't ridiculous.

They actually made her tits fat again in Forces. For a while they were covering her up more and made her chest smaller, but she's back to being a cow again. Her outfit is also almost the same as her SA2 outfit, but the heart on her chest is pulled up more so there's less direct cleavage in your face, but are appropriately pushed up and popping out for some reason.

>Switch version has stuttering and a very noticeable delay when pressing the Home button THAT STILL HASN'T BEEN FUCKING FIXED
>Gets scored significantly higher than other versions

3D platformer is fucking shitlord genre now

fuck off kid.every AAA game gets a bonus, AAA nintendo games get an additional bonus. Nu-dong country games are garbage. Tropical freeze is just a shitty rayman origins which is only an 8/10.

>60 to 50
nobody cares specially becasue is portable.

>>Switch version has stuttering and a very noticeable delay when pressing the Home button THAT STILL HASN'T BEEN FUCKING FIXED
Except those were fixed in the most recent patch you dumbass and the "stuttering" is only in special stages for a microsecond.

>AAA nintendo games get an additional bonus

Considering BotW and Odyssey are way better than every other AAA this whole gen I don't see any bonus there.

Jesus, even Unleashed did better.

>Luigi's mansion only got a 78
I guess that's fair. Still a good score.