>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid 4
>"War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War - and its consumption of life - has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefiled control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control...All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield...controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control...War becomes routine"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
In Uni history class
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>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid 4
>"NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
>These are the best daydreams OP can come up with
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>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>grab popsicle sticks and arrange them so they spell out "Modern politics"
>"PROFESSOR, I'VE DONE IT!"
Today in Economics class I asked my teacher why the value of money couldn't change.
He just looked at me like I blew his mind. I think I'm going to be a stock brocker.
>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid 4
>"LLLLLLLLLLLIQUIIIIIIIIIIID!!!1!"
It was probably more like "how did this idiot get accepted into university"
>OP says something ridiculous to parody retarded fake stories
>Sup Forums users: DUH DIS IS FAKE I FINK
...
newfags
This is funnier than that fag quoting Mass Effect at a funeral
>Professor responds by pointing back at me
>"Snnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeee"
>class begins stumbling around vomiting, while clutching their hands and screaming
Reinstalling MGS4 right now senpai.
>In Philosophy class
>Professor asks me to define good and evil
>Pull up my Lets Play of the Witcher 3 on the projector
>Reinstalling
Its a console exclusive, retard.
>War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines
It's always been like that, Kojima is just a dumb gook
That's heavily compressed on the BD and requires you to install each chapter separately as you play them.
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>install each chapter separately as you play them.
Nah, you can install them all at once too.
Can you? I haven't played anything but the multiplayer since 2009.
ironic.
>In philosophy class 101
>Teacher asks me what I think about free will
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Max Payne 2
>"There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives mea round of applause
>in creative writing class
>everyone is supposed to give their ideas for a plot of a hypothetical movie so they can be criticized
>get called next
>put on the spot, start panicking but then remember anime
>A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Yeah, takes about 8 minutes.
epic meme my friend xD
upvoted XD
Is that actually from the game? That isn't such a bad quote.
They patched it when they re-released it with that hideous new cover. I think it was the trophy patch.
>doesn't recognize ancient copypasta
>ironic
meh, geralt's pasta about good and evil is better.
i was going with the joke, retard
>in the dorm
>stick head out window
>PROFESSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!
>instant A+++
>professor personally salutes me
>he 360s and she walks away
Kys
I miss Hankanomics threads
Fake and Gay/10
As soon as you said "nanomachines" you would have been shunned by your class and labelled an edgy cringelord for life. They will literally print that shit on your diploma.
Stop lying.
>Stock Brocker
Sounds like you need to suck start a shotgun instead.
>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from the witcher series
>RADOVID SUCKS FLACCID COCK
>>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid V
>Standing on the edge of the crater
Like the prophets once said
and the ashes are all cold now
No more bullets and the embers are dead
Whispers in the air tell the tales
Of the brothers gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong
Watching from the edge of the circus
For the games to begin
Gladiators draw their swords
form their ranks for Armageddon
I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
A heart of broken glass
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned child
Standing on the edge of the underworld
Looking at the abyss
and I'm hoping for some miracle
To breakout, to escape from all this
Whispers in the air tell the tales
of a life that's gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong
I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
A heart of broken glass
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned child
I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
A heart of broken glass
Defiled
Deep inside
The abandoned child
>the professor reveals he is actually just a medic
...
>In Uni sociology class
>Professor asks me how the digital age effects modern culture
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid 2
>Colonel: The mapping of the human genome was completed early this century.
As a result, the evolutionary log of the human race lay open to us.
Rose: We started with genetic engineering, and in the end, we succeeded in digitizing life itself.
Colonel: But there are things not covered by genetic information.
Human memories, ideas. Culture. History.
Rose: Genes don't contain any record of human history.
Colonel: Is it something that should not be passed on?
Should that information be left at the mercy of nature?
Rose: We've always kept records of our lives. Through words, pictures, symbols... from tablets to books...
But not all the information was inherited by later generations.
Colonel: A small percentage of the whole was selected and processed, then passed on. Not unlike genes, really.
Rose: That's what history is, Jack.
Colonel: But in the current, digitized world,
trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness.
Never fading, always accessible.
Rose: Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander...
Colonel: All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate.
Rose: It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.
Colonel: Raiden, you seem to think that our plan is one of censorship.
Raiden: Are you telling me it's not!?
Rose: You're being silly! What we propose to do is not to control content, but to create context.
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
I remember these.
>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember brainwashing from MGS2
>Kill everyone in the room
>Observe prof before I make my escape
>Professor looks dead, class is completely silent
>S3 plan worked
Yeah.
There are tons of other great quotes like that too. It's not done in a pretentious way too, the game does have a weird sense of humour you'd find by watching the tv and listening to enemy conversations.
>hated your English teachers in highschool and middle school because they were insane and most likely feminists when I look back at it.
>never took the classes seriously
>when we had to do book reviews I would just review a book from Daggerfall, Morrowind or Oblivion or the games story
>got normally good grades
>my face when I wrote a book reports on "The Real Barenziah," Morrowind, and "The Brief History of the Empire"
>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Not paying attention
>*BING BING* WA-HOO
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
Me too, dumbfuck
Now kiss
i know that you fucking qt, that's why i replied to you
>In kindergarten gender theory class
>Professor asks me about "What do you think about transgender people and why do you love feminine penis?"
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Sup Forums
>"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME.
>It's not the dick that makes it gay, it's whether or not the Trap has balls, balls are the creators of the testosterone and viable sperm. Sure the dick could shoot sperm, but as long as it didn't come from balls it's Okay,
>Next comes the dikshape, if it's a big meaty manly dick then it's pretty gay, since your masturbating to a dick that's obviously male. but if it's smooth, silky, thin and feminine, then you know you're not gay because the dick is feminine and obviously belongs to a girl
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
More like:
>I finish my quote
>the whole class is awkwardly silent
>eventually, the sound of an awkward clap covers the room
>another student pats me on the back and tells me "At least you tried, user"
>professor yells very loudly and calls me a fucking retard
>I sit back down on my wheelchair and get pushed to the retard class
>mfw
>in film class
>teacher tells us about the golden age of film during the 50s
>asks my input, puts me on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear Solid
>''it's just like one of my japanese animes''
>teacher looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
>In Uni history class
>Professor asks me about how the cold war continues to shape modern politics
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Half Life
>" Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose..."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause
I wish the soldiers on MB would tell boss nice things to keep HIS moral up. "Boss, you should smile more! It looks good on you!"
or maybe give him a round of applause?
Chapter 3 gets released when we disarm all the meme of mass destruction.
It's a meme you dip!
One time I saw one of those "lean your head out the window and shout LIQUID" threads and I actually did it and got back a "SNAAAAAAAAAKE" that sounded a hell of a lot like my organic chemistry professor. I lived on campus at the time too.
and then everyone got up and clapped for 20 minutes straight
...Really?
>in gender studies class
>proffesor asks me about how sexism continues to shape modern social issues
>put me on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from the witcher seris
>''Since the beginning of time, women has been the nest of all evil! The Tool of Chaos, party to the conspiracy against the world and the human race! Woman is ruled solely by corporal lust! To satisfy her insatiable hunger and unnatural desires, she gladly serves demons!
>professor looks stunned
>implying that not all characters in tw3 are morally grey
>eredin
>radovid
>gaunter o dimm
Yeah you big silly billy. See the OP here took the cringey creepy pasta of some guy defining evil by a quote from the Witcher and used an MGS quote instead.