That guy who plays a Dwarf in fantasy games

>that guy who plays a Dwarf in fantasy games

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>that guy who plays as elves in fantasy games

Objective fantasy race tier list

GOD TIER
Humans

GOOD TIER
Dwarves
Halflings
Orcs

OKAY TIER
Gnomes
Half-Breeds

SHIT TIER
Elves"Dark" Versions of Above Races
Furry Races (Cat Men, Wolf Men, Rat Men, Lizardmen, etc)
Meme Non-Races (Skellingtons, Wookies, etc)

SNOWFLAKE TIER
Literally everything too special to not be listed already

>humans
>god tier
maybe if you're a boring faggot

>Gnomes
>not god tier

But dude don't you know playing as a human is red pilled? Doos volt! xP

objectively correct

>hur i'm the special snowflake

>shit tier
Tolkein races
>god tier
actual effort put into races

ftfy

>that guy who plays as a Human

Robots are snowflake tier, Pelinal.

>That guy who is actually interested in the lore and aesthetics for a furry race
You're suppose to fap to them and make everyone uncomfortable as you descent into madness.

>doesn't like skellies
Horrid taste. Never post again.

>Not liking being a stylish Blood Elf

Alliance is too faggy.

>dwarf race
>has an english accent

dwarves are always the most insufferable faggots who's only trait is LE WACKY ELF HATE XD. I;d rather play with a tiefling then a dwarf.

No seriously, I fucking hate gnomes and I don't even know why, when I played warsong gulch I wanted to crush those little shits the instant I saw them.

>t. elf

>not playing as dwarves
youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

That goes to the book.

>he's never had the misfortune of playing with a dwarf whose sole defining character traits are "im and obnoxious drunk and i hate elves"
im envious

>be literal homo
>see blood elf DHs get added to the game
>half of their tmog options let you be shirtless so you can dash around as a hot half naked elf boy
Legion was a good expac.

Yeah, the blood elves are kind to the eye.

>Several cool fantasy races to choose from
>He plays a human

youtube.com/watch?v=u1HqUkQpNxA

>play game with multiple playable races
>the armor is all made with the human model in mind first
>the devs are lazy pieces of shit so when other races wear the same armor it just stretches, clips constantly, and looks awful when on Humans it looks perfect

>DnD
>Played a Dwarf
>Everyone wanted me to be the loud drunk comic relief character when I just wanted to be an honorable warrior
being a dwarf is suffering

I like my deviant humanoid races divided and subjugated. All non human races should be "the other", rare and persecuted.

Fuck them

Who /Orc/ here

>IZ ORK YA GIT!

>played Dwarf Cleric
>neutral good
>Garl Glittergold
>DM wanted me to come up with an excuse better than "I get access to a greater variety of spells"
>picked amnesia
>later refined to normal dwarven cleric blasphemes against gnome god
>mfw I pranked my enemies
>with death, and shitty shitty jokes

The best part of that, I was completely validated in my spell choice and putting points into bluff.