>that guy who plays a Dwarf in fantasy games
That guy who plays a Dwarf in fantasy games
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>that guy who plays as elves in fantasy games
Objective fantasy race tier list
GOD TIER
Humans
GOOD TIER
Dwarves
Halflings
Orcs
OKAY TIER
Gnomes
Half-Breeds
SHIT TIER
Elves"Dark" Versions of Above Races
Furry Races (Cat Men, Wolf Men, Rat Men, Lizardmen, etc)
Meme Non-Races (Skellingtons, Wookies, etc)
SNOWFLAKE TIER
Literally everything too special to not be listed already
>humans
>god tier
maybe if you're a boring faggot
>Gnomes
>not god tier
But dude don't you know playing as a human is red pilled? Doos volt! xP
objectively correct
>hur i'm the special snowflake
>shit tier
Tolkein races
>god tier
actual effort put into races
ftfy
>that guy who plays as a Human
Robots are snowflake tier, Pelinal.
>That guy who is actually interested in the lore and aesthetics for a furry race
You're suppose to fap to them and make everyone uncomfortable as you descent into madness.
>doesn't like skellies
Horrid taste. Never post again.
>Not liking being a stylish Blood Elf
Alliance is too faggy.
>dwarf race
>has an english accent
dwarves are always the most insufferable faggots who's only trait is LE WACKY ELF HATE XD. I;d rather play with a tiefling then a dwarf.
No seriously, I fucking hate gnomes and I don't even know why, when I played warsong gulch I wanted to crush those little shits the instant I saw them.
>t. elf
>not playing as dwarves
youtube.com
That goes to the book.
>he's never had the misfortune of playing with a dwarf whose sole defining character traits are "im and obnoxious drunk and i hate elves"
im envious
>be literal homo
>see blood elf DHs get added to the game
>half of their tmog options let you be shirtless so you can dash around as a hot half naked elf boy
Legion was a good expac.
Yeah, the blood elves are kind to the eye.
>Several cool fantasy races to choose from
>He plays a human
>play game with multiple playable races
>the armor is all made with the human model in mind first
>the devs are lazy pieces of shit so when other races wear the same armor it just stretches, clips constantly, and looks awful when on Humans it looks perfect
>DnD
>Played a Dwarf
>Everyone wanted me to be the loud drunk comic relief character when I just wanted to be an honorable warrior
being a dwarf is suffering
I like my deviant humanoid races divided and subjugated. All non human races should be "the other", rare and persecuted.
Fuck them
Who /Orc/ here
>IZ ORK YA GIT!
>played Dwarf Cleric
>neutral good
>Garl Glittergold
>DM wanted me to come up with an excuse better than "I get access to a greater variety of spells"
>picked amnesia
>later refined to normal dwarven cleric blasphemes against gnome god
>mfw I pranked my enemies
>with death, and shitty shitty jokes
The best part of that, I was completely validated in my spell choice and putting points into bluff.