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kirby has just absorbed you! what power did he get

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HIV

cribbling deprusson

Poor posture

Crippling alcoholism

Incredible, unmatched, the highest IQ of all-time.

Obesity

Bodhi

Uncompromising resoluteness.

self loathing and anxiety

The ability to swallow pills without water. I guess

Diarrhea

Hunger

Writing a loads of academic-sounding bullshit with no actual content of value at all. Maybe he can bore someone to death with it.

procrastination

The power to ask you why you made this thread again

To be consistently above average at videogames.

>To be consistently above average at videogames.

Git gud

He can fire twirl, so that's pretty cool. I'm sure he could do it beforehand too, he's a pretty talented orb.

Down syndrome

The power to bump threads that are vaguely vidya related.

Pic related

the unmatched ability to shitpost

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hemorrhoids

Stronk penis

im like the smaller enemies who doesn't give kirby any power at all

autism

obesity

I have a green with blue stripe Taekwondo belt so probably a shitty version of Fighter Kirby

the power of invasive suicidal thoughts

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The power to never want to play videogames when I have free-time and the power to only want to play videogames when I'm busy doing anything else

A small pener

1 water

Mediocrity

This

LOL FANNY JOKE

The power to go with the flow

The satsui no hado. I was Akuma all along.