Hello, sir. My name is Goombob. It's nice to meet you, today is your first day in Goom University...

Hello, sir. My name is Goombob. It's nice to meet you, today is your first day in Goom University. It's a fairly laid back universe compared to what it should be. Please select the 3 courses you will be taking this semester:

Intro to Hating Mario
Intro to Walking
Changing Directions When Colliding With Objects (2 Credits)
Goomba Stacking
Goomba History
Koopa History (Diversity Credit)
Lakitu History (Diversity Credit)
Mushroom Kingdom Study (Ecology Gen Ed.)
Killing Mario (Must have a 3.0 or higher)
Practice Walking (Independent Study)
Advanced Methods of Goomba Stacking
Wearing Spikes on Your Head (1 Credit)
Advanced Mario Hating
Advanced Walking Methods
Flying (Must be an honors student)
Running I (Requires a lab study)
Running I Lab (Goes along with Running I)

This is some good old fashioned autism. How quaint.

Well, aren't you going to participate? Without a degree from Goom University, how can you make fun of the education of others? Goombas die every day for our cause sir. I am lenient, I was once a kid myself so I understand, but let's be serious now okay?

Advanced Walking Methods?

spikes, advanced mario hating, running 1 i have a lot of ap credit goombob

>Goomba Stacking
>Wearing Spikes on Your Head (1 Credit)
>Advanced Walking Methods
Easy

Actually the Superstar Saga remake reveals that Goombas don't die when stomped.

I don't understand what happens when Mario enemies explode into smoke clouds but it's apparently not death.

>Advanced Mario Hating
Where is Advanded Mario Loving?

Traitor. Your degree has been annulled. How dare you disgrace our prestigious university?

Whatever class Goombella is doing

fucking hippys...taste my blade

They do that in Yoshi's Island too. You have to either eat them or kill them some other way or they pop back up after about 10 seconds

Would you play a game where you're a Goomba?

This isn't a joke, don't tell mythology here. This is a university, a place of science and truth.

Are the advanced courses only an option if I test out of the intro courses?

Odyssey?

>intro to hating mario
>intro to walking
>lakitu history

i want to major in wearing spikes in my head though.

No, they are simply more advanced and difficult, and fast paced. They will turn you from a soggy mushroom into a strong goom. If you are in good standing and think you can handle the pace than go ahead and take them. You will be the pride of our Goomba forces whence dispatched!

>not learning from the great goombario and learning to love mario
School is for losers

wait how many semesters do i get before i have to go die, cuz if it's 1 how is anyone supposed to take flying goombob

As you've read in our pamphlet sent out with your acceptance letter, you must complete a total of 36 credits at this university, which totals to about 4 semesters total depending on what courses you take. Keep in mind many of the graduates will have non-combat roles too.

It is delinquents like him which end up on the front-lines. If you study hard and graduate with good courses, you will likely get a safer, higher-level position with several military groups surrounding you to help increase your chances of survival.

>angry koopa noises

She is in archaelogy, not in the Anti-Mario School funded completely by King Bowser.

ok thank you goombob. i want to be a flying spike goomba

>Actually the Superstar Saga remake reveals that Goombas don't die when stomped.
What the fuck happens then?

Anything is possible as long as you give it your all! Good luck with your education! You are the pride of the Goombas!

*bing* *bing*

WAHOO

Posting an image of that one is considered a hate crime at this University, you are hereby expelled. Your coins will not be refunded.

They probably just get transported elsewhere. I think this applies to other creatures as well. Like that flying lizard. When you kill it, it just turns into a puff of smoke. He's back in the same spot as he was before.

It's Mario, I ain't gotta explain shit.

WAHOO'D

Both of those are delinquents to the Goombas who's accomplishments got us to where we are today!

How many credits does each class gives? How many I need to graduate? Is 3 the max amount of classes I can take? Are these the only courses? Where's the mathematics course?

As you read in your pamphlet which you received in your acceptance letter: these are the only courses that freshmen are allowed to take. You need 36 credits to graduate and the typical course is 3 credits unless otherwise specified. Your limit is 3 credits per semester unless you can apply and prove you are able to handle more than 3 per semester and have a valid reason to do so. The only mathematics course is for seniors only:

"Calculating how long Mario's Power-Ups Will last for"

It's a rather advanced course, and it is only for seniors though, although you may want to create a full schedule so you have less planning to do later.

I'm taking Goomba Stacking, but not because I want another guy's ass on my face haha

>3 credits per semester
Holy shit Nigga that's a scam. I'd prefer going to Koops College or Goombella State University. At least there I can take mathematic courses such as "Introduction to parallel Universes" and "Introduction to attract a princes" without some BIW (Bowser Injusticr Warrior) BS (Boo' Slide.)

ay freshmen get out

just got my ph.d guys, time to kick some ass

damn...

...

You fungi-league jerks are so uppity.
My parents didn't pay my way into a private University. I slummed it at KoopaU and worked my ass off, while you got everything handed to you.
And guess what? Now I'm a fucking wizard, man. What's Goom-degree ever done for an alum anyway?

They throw a smoke bomb and shadow clone jutsu out of there.

i always liked the kamek species magikoopa or whatever it is called

GOOMBA
GOT
BACK
B)

>Koopa History
>Lakitu History
What about the fucking Bob-ombs? Why don’t they get a course dedicated to their history?

>bob-ombs
>culture
They're too busy wiping each other out in their stupid holy war.
People say it's a religion of peace, but they're friggin walking bombs, I mean c'mon.

Bob-Omb History is just 300 years of Red/Black warfare

>GAIJIN GOOMBA HERE