Enter shrine

>enter shrine
>it's a motion control puzzle

>enter shrine
>you have to let the sheikah monk fuck you in the ass to pass it

>hack a terminal
>it's a motion control puzzle

Nigga just flip your controller upside down

>enter american themed restaurant
>you have 0.5 seconds to dodge a bullet

>Enter shrine
>Its a golf minigame

>enter shrine
>it's another shrine maiden trying to spread her religion

On my first puzzle I go so frustrated I just dropped my controller on my lap and the platform turned over revealing an item box.

>attract lightning to uncover shrine
>enter shrine
>puzzle already solved

>Enter European themed restaurant
>Order a bacon cheeseburger
>Get executed
Every time.