Old Thread:
Original Question:
>All of Sup Forums is transported into Ocarina of Time. End goal is killing ganon. Real world logic applies to everything, and there's only 1 of each key item drop, though things like arrows and bombs can be used without needing quivers/bomb bags. How far could we get?
How about we expand it to other Zelda games? Could Sup Forums succeed?
Wow this is some serious virgin shit
Other zelda games or not, I'm going into hiding immediately to live as a handsome jew hermit.
Maybe I'll steal some masks in MM and end up doing something useful
Yeah this is some pathetic nerdy virgin shit, why isn't this thread about Generic-chan's armpits?
Never. Someone would pick up a key item and log out.
I'm immediately throwing any key items I can get my hands on into lava to fuck everyone else.
would anyone even be able to do the shit in the volcano?
Implying half of the lardasses here could ever climb back out of the Deku Tree or even fit through the crawling space to get the Kokiri Sword.
>implying you would get so far in the first place
I guess that the red tunic would have some magical properties to allow that.
Well the other half would be fine then
We know he's eventually going to be at the gate on the horse.
We all just wait there and fucking kill him.
Yeah, try to do that magic attack on a gorillion no-life faggots when it couldn't even kill a kid.
good one red tunic for one user, good luck, the rest will wait outside
There IS a store that sells an infinite supply of them.
How would Sup Forums get down from here?
human ladder, we are more than enough
>implying a human ladder made of lardasses would work
Personally, I advocate deforesting the whole place. You could build something to get down that way
do we have the slate with it's apps?
And how the fuck would we deal with these cunts?
I'd assume there's only one slate
Make something to cushion a fall, then throw one user down.
Have him spout stupid bullshit, baiting the retards into jumping off to get to him. After a while, there should be enough bodies to land on safely.
Blood for the blood god
We'd have to craft some kind of huge rope ladder from trees i guess.
ok, some anons place bombs under water between some rocks, get away, blow them up, repeat till it's open, from there we can work
they seem to only attack Link, so we should be fine?
That's for ingame reasons. We can assume they're hostile to all.
this. we'd just do what the hylian army failed to do.
ok, but they can't shoot through brick walls, let's break down some old structures, build some moveable shit out of wood, place it on top, there we have some unbreakable armor
>visit hyrule
>tell the king hook-nose gerudojuden are not to be trusted
>clap and laugh during public execution
Zerg rush.
KEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEKEKEKE
>some lardass, who looks totally different than anybody in this world gets to the king in the first place
>he tries to tell him how to rule his kingdom
I think you would be executed
Okay let's be honest here and not beat around the massive bush right in front of us.
Sup Forums, in essence, are a bunch of whiny underage faggots with some massive parental issues which formulate into immense sexual degeneracy as you see from some of the absolute garbage porn and borderline porn images posted on Sup Forums on a consistent basis. So imagine if a party of these people were transported into Ocarina, a group of sexually immature faggots who indulge in some of the worst shit possible, what do you think will happen?
Firstly they would probably try to waterboard themselves in Lake Temple for pure enjoyment or try to melt their bodies in Death Mountain while being simultaneously being both crushed and then having their anuses torn open by big Goron cock. Supposing this legion of autismos make it to Ganon do you think they wouldn't just go crazy for that tan skin 24'' dick? Hell they'd probably line up to get some ganoncock and as their large intestines are ruptured by the sheer force of the eternal beast the anons cry in joyous pain with the words "no homo, its only a feminine beastcock"
And thats exactly what would happen, nobody would win because the degenerate souls would fuel Ganon's power for a 1000 eons and he would take not only Hyrule but the heavens too thanks to the autism of several thousand gaping buttslaves.
>Everyone drawing straws to see who deals with the re deads
How to deal with the birb machin gawd thing?
>humming sun song
>redeads are now stunned
>walk away
>Ritos have to carry all these obese anons up there
gg
>Your vocal cords are a magical ocarina
Excuse me?
I think the answer to this is the thing that people pointed out last thread:
Sup Forums's population most likely has people among its ranks that can into gunsmithing, and black powder definitely is a thing in the Zelda universe.
Kill it with musket and artillery fire. If a powerful bow's arrow to the eye can cause significant damage, musket shot definitely can.
these songs also work with Sarias ocarina
this one isn't magical, only song of time wouldn't work
>Sup Forums's population most likely has people among its ranks that can into gunsmithing
The fuck Sup Forums do you go to?
I know a guy who's a retarded brony gamer that's a licensed and employed gunsmith. It's sad that he's allowed to not only own guns but also make them.
There's only one Kokiri sword.
We just rip and tear the shrubbery of the woods until we're all armed with deku sticks, shield babbies can rummage in the tall grass for cash to buy a deku shield.
Shield babbies form a defensive wall at the castle, 2handers poke from behind with their deku sticks. Everyone has the flashbangs seeds.
At the back we have a slingshot fag and any other ubermensh that got the key items.
And when we've finished ganking the 'dorf we all go to Gerudo for some sandnigger pussy as they won't have another cock for 1000 yrs even the incels will get laid. Anyone that isn't a complete loser is free to look for poon elsewhere. I'll probably be spelunking for some Great Fairy clam.
Then, with our autistic knowledge of the game dungeons and such, we form a new powerful nation with all the powerful game world trinkets at our disposal until one day a little elf boy in green turns up to put an end to it all.
If Sup Forums has sufficient overlap with /k/ and/or /diy/ then it definitely does.
Casting a smoothbore gun barrel out of bronze or brass isn't very hard, people do it all the time in their back yards. The only question are the raw materials.
Making cast iron requires vastly more knowledge and effort, but iron is of course much easier to come by. Sup Forums would have to come up with a god damn blast furnace.
>I know a guy who's a retarded brony gamer that's a licensed and employed gunsmith.
... Me too. Oregon?
fuck, maybe. I don't keep tabs on him or anything but I know he's in america atm
>faster you lazy fuck, we may die because of you
I think it would be easier if we skip it and fight the ganon thing in Hyrule Castle
Build a fucking blimp out of octo balloons put cannons on it
Skip that one or shell it with artillery.
Zora prince gonna sleep with the fish with some user in his back
>impling anyone would fit in the zero armor in the first place
We shall take Gerudo!
your asking us to make siege towers?
nigger do you know how many anons it would take to push those around? Or even horses to pull?
i think there are enough anons on Sup Forums to do it
Use you imagination user, just tie it to the arm
>Real world logic applies to everything
We already won. Ganon is just a regular dude who can't put his plan into execution, so we just kill him with an arrow or something. That was easy.
Anons may get tired just for standing
"I said not to lock your knees you bloody greens!'
>get the gerudo skill
>die because the thunder
>How far could we get?
You know damn well that there's like 50 NPCs in that game. If an army of 10k+ neets rolls in then everything that even remotely looks like a human being will be raped.
>everyone storms Mido to get to the Deku Tree
>a large portion of the Deku Tree dungeon can be done on sheer collective weight to get to the lower levels
>we zerg rush the guards in the castle garden
>we disable Ganon right when he's faking loyalty to the king instead of watching through the window like a pussy bitch
Assuming people made it that far, people would either get killed in the fire temple or fucking drown in the water temple.
What's the most useful temple to clear? We only drop arrows after someone picks the bow
>Build up a arm of gorons, kokori, hylians and zoras
>swarms gerudo castle
>gets the princess
>...
>profit
Bombs
Couldn't a user make a makeshift bows and arrows from wood and twines?
Or a trebuchet even
Read the thread.
user can make full-on cannons.
Underrated
going to have to hit up some Gorons to get the metal though.
Now i kinda want to see a show where a large bunch of NEETS and outcasts from every walk of life and up in a vidya world and use what they know and the mechanics of the game in order to not only survive but steamroll the content outright.
the question is who would end up in control in the end. pol , tg, or his? Each are familiar with politics and the vitrues and vices of such.
We can use he fatties for block puzzles and to cheat ledges. They still have their uses
Well, at least enter in the camel divine beast its easy, we just need good aim
That's BotW, not OoT
good aim while being drug around by a seal. Honestly couldn't we just hire a rito to fly onto it?
Im in the Botw variant of the thread, its more fun think what to do there because of the climbing and slides
Only champions are allowed to enter in divine bea- oh shit
>not being a turncoat and serving the true King (of Evil) Ganondorf
If anyone of you can backflip we could give him a gun to wrongwarp to gannon to shoot him in the head.
Wrongwarp doesn't apply. We're subject to real life physics unless disabled through magic inherent in the setting. Wrongwarp is part of neither. We can cheese the system only through the sweat of our brow (and our everywhere else). We can hack the Deku Tree, not the Matrix.
I call dibs on Kokiri Forest.
And don't look for me.
huh, looks like its bum rush gannon tactics then.
How the fuck would we beat the dodongo boss though? You have to drop down to get to him. If you fell from that height you would break your legs at best and die at worst. We have to fight all the bosses to get the master sword. But then who gets the master sword? Do we just pick the most capable person and let him solo the bosses (Very few bosses would be able to be fought by more than 1 person, the arenas are just not capable of hold more than 2-3 people.) As far as I can tell there are an unlimited amount of shields in the game. So realistically everyone could just farm enough money to buy a shield and just shield smack everything. But I just thought of a major issue, how the fuck is anybody but the master sword guy gonna get to the future? Do we seriously have to wait 7 fucking years?
I know enough about the game's world to convince him I'm some kind of seer or something
It shouldnt be that hard to make parachutes out of the skin of the foes to be able to survive the long drops.
Because its realistic physics we could just have an user rapel down the hole to trigger the bosses, then climb back up, and then just kick a keg of explosives down to finish it off.
Why would we need to use the master sword when we can just kill gannon when we see him on the horse as child link? just ambush him and set him on fire.
Holy shit this is a fucking comfy thread, don't let it die
I wasn't talking explicitly about Sup Forums though, just "generic bunch of NEETS"
Would be fun to see the classical "hero and villain meet at the mount doom for the dramatic showdown" turned on it's head to become "hero and villain meet at the mount doom for the dramatic showdown but the villain is killed by 100 guys with crossbows laying in a ambush"
I thought ganon could only be killed with the master sword? And that the master sword could only be properly wielded by link, or someone who proved heroic enough
How would a bunch of fatasses be expected to beat bongo bongo or morpha? Also, are we gonna revert to our young selves? Also who fucks Malon?
Lots and lots and lots of arrows.
Then just cut off his head and seal it in a chest, throw it deep underwater, and eviscerate his body.
He won't be dead, but he won't be able to do harm, thus winning, we wont even need to do any of the dungeons, i assume we all wake up in links home, we can just beat up the little shit if he tries and stops us getting out early.
>Also who fucks Malon?
Link, while we all watch
While all you nerds are busy bumrushing dorf, I'm gonna beat the shit out of this guy, steal majora's mask and become the true final boss
ok, I'll do my best
>implying you'll be more than a vessel, you'll probally just die
Whatever, enjoy your moon, fag
if we do the intro to MM too then we can all just bumrush skullkid and take his mask
we are not Termina user
I'm sure majora has a million other ways he could slap your shit silly
He's much more of a threat than ganon
only Ganondorf without the Triforce
that smug ginger has tricks up his sleeve you just know it.
I'm gonna swear myself to ganon who's coming with me?