Be me

>be me
>under the blanket
>everbody thinks i am sleeping
>start mario odysseeand turn volume low
>SUPER MARIO ODYSEEEEE
>father comes in with a belt

>father is Luigi.

SON DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO GO TO SLEEP?????

Not using headphones

w-what next op?

I HOPE YOU GOT LOTSA SPAGHETTI

Was hit to death and arent allowed to play for a week :(

you try to throw your cappy
but your dad gives you a slappy
you fail to take him over
you wail as he works you over

OWWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWW

>"son, i know how you broke your old belt so i went and bought you this new one"

Kek

Sounds like beggining of BSDM hardcore yaoi with OP and OP's Dad

You can't be posting if you're dead you autismo

What a nice dad.

>Dad dresses Mom as Peach
>Fucks her in front of me
>Sister comes in
>Dresses her into Rosalina costume and fucks her too.
>Says It's me mario when he comes.
>Can't play any of Nintendo Mario games anymore as they trigger my memory

>Still living with your dad

my ass is sore and he left belt marks around my neck. how the f*ck am I going to explain this at school monday??

>be me
>under the blanket
>everybody thinks i am sleeping
>start mario odyssey and turn volume low
>SUPER MARIO ODYSEEEEEY
>nothing happens because i don't have a father and i live alone

He can if he is a GHOST

So who are the people thinking you're sleeping?

Oh FUCK 2SPOOKY

neighbours

Yeah I know. Pretty spooky, huh?

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Plotwist
Its the fathers switch and he is angry because the son played his game and not a new one
Also father is constantly on Sup Forums

Yes it was exactly like this but i was in bed not the floor
I was on the floor afterwards tho

>be me
>under the blanket
>everbody thinks i am sleeping
>start mario odysseeand turn volume low
>SUPER MARIO ODYSEEEEE
>father comes in
>*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR*

Topkek

you rhymed "over" with "over"

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>living with your parents

As a little boy, I was an only child. Around the time I was 7 years old, I desperately wanted a Super Nintendo. I'd ask my parents to buy me one every single day, but they never did. A few weeks before my 8th birthday, my mother died in a car accident. I was, of course, devastated. My father was great about the whole thing, he comforted me and made me feel better in that time of crisis. In hindsight, I think he was a bit too calm and level headed about everything that had happened.

When my birthday rolled around, my father held a small party for me and my closest school friends. As the day rolled on and I received my presents, it seemed as if I wasn't going to get a Super Nintendo. I got a few toys, a sweater, you know, the usual stuff. When everyone had left, my dad sat me down in the living room. From under the couch he brought out a box, wrapped up in gift paper. I knew exactly what it was.

I tore the paper off. It was a brand new Super Nintendo, with three games! Super Mario World, Super Mario Kart, and Zelda: Link to the Past.

I was so happy. My dad helped me unbox the console, and he plugged it into the TV. He put in Super Mario World first, turned on the console then connected the controller and motioned to hand it to me, but pulled it away before I could grab it. "Not so fast," he said. "This is a special Super Nintendo. You can't play it wearing your clothes."

I wasn't sure about this at all, but I definitely wanted to play those sweet, sweet games.
(cont.)

my father *SMACKS LIPS* was a drinker

"Look," my dad said, "I'll get a headstart!" He began removing his clothes, pulling down his pants, his shirt, and finally his underwear. He stood there in front of me with his willy hanging in my face. "Now you," he implored.

I reluctantly removed my clothing. I noticed that his willy was getting harder as I became more naked.

He moved to the couch and sat down. "Now, come and sit on my lap and we'll play together!" I walked over to him, and his penis was now standing upright and throbbing like crazy. From the side of the couch he pulled out a little bottle of lube. "This is my special gamer gel, it'll make you better at the game," he promised. He popped the cap and smeared it all over his cock. "Now, you're gonna sit down on my joystick, and we'll have some fun."

(cont.)

Wtf...

It hurt my little 8 year old asshole, but somehow, I managed to take it all. And then I played some video games.

Every time I made Mario jump, my dad would push me up and down on his penis. He fucked me in time to the glorious 16-bit tunes. I didn't know what was going on exactly, but if it meant I could play the Super Nintendo, I didn't care. By the end of level 3, he came in my tiny butthole.

This went on for months. Every time I played my Super Nintendo, I'd sit in daddy's lap. But one day, after a particularly challenging game of Zelda, my colon got torn, and blood started to pour out. My dad tried to stop the bleeding, and eventually it did, but the next day at school, I started to bleed again - this time all over my classroom chair.

Shocked, the teacher sent me to the school nurse. My father was called to come and pick me up and take me to the hospital, and he said he was on his way, but after an 2 hours and many calls later, it became obvious that he wasn't going to show up. I was taken by the principal to the hospital, and after an examination of my rectum, the police were called. They knew I'd been abused.

The police apparently found my father at home, sitting on the couch in our gaming spot with a shotgun in his mouth, and his brains splattered 6 feet up the wall and across the ceiling. I guess he knew he was gonna get caught.
I was moved from foster family to foster family over the years, and for a long time I didn't play video games.

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>you winning son?

Recently, I've picked up gaming again... I have a Wii now, but there was something missing in my game playing. It wasn't until a few weeks ago that I figured out what it was - a dick in my ass. Now, while playing Super Mario Galaxy 2, my boyfriend sits beneath me, fucking my hole while I waggle away. The best moment so far has been when I got a Grand Star and at that moment we both came at the same time! It was crazy.
I've been reminiscing about those times with my dad, long ago. It gives a whole new meaning to the term "nostalgiagasm".

you failed to save to peach
her moist clunge is beyond your reach

>As a little boy, I was an only child.

What is this retarded writing?

Are you that girl from the Detroit trailer?

>admitting to being underage

Newfag repellent, obviously it works.

Very healthy family

Ohhhh, I know what's next.

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