Happy 6th birthday Dovahkiin!

Happy 6th birthday Dovahkiin!

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dat lil nigga head gon explode

In english please

After an age you can always change your name but can you also change your shameful memories full of bullying and stupid parents?

I assume they changed his name by now.

just go as Dave

>Implying todd wouldnt personly go to their house with a loaded gun and kill them for breaking the contract

At least they get two free games a year, guys.

hello, it's that time of the year again, may I see the kid's papers

>when you get relentlessly bullied because your parents wanted online fame and free vidya

> Walking through the hallways
> Chad comes up and pushes you shouting FUS RO DAH
> I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee!
> Chad gives you a charlie horse.
> Girls laugh at you and ask you "Do you get to the cloud district very often?
> Go to the principle to complain.
> He looks up at you as you enter his office
> Have you come for Tiin-Vaak Dovahkiin?

That little nigga’s head is gonna explode

That small skittish Tykes cranium can hardly take any more pressure and might burst

baby head go boom

You can turn most of these to your advantage. Gotta be sociable, though.

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The biggest shills of gaming history.

I wonder if he’s played Skyrim yet?

that small africanoid's cranium will suffer an outward change of pressure

Why is he so red?

>not the red faced version
ONE JOB

somebody shoop todd's head there

he's mad

Thanks to what his parents did, I have to wonder if he's going to grow up to be a major badass or a serial killer.

>"free bethesda games for life"
>what they really meant was endless skyrim rereleases for life
clever lil nigga that todd

nigga please, ive had that sitting in my folder for years. You want it red, do it yourself

>implying by the time he's in middle school anyone will even remember arrow memes and skyrim references will be relevant to kids

Serial Killers are just Badasses without a legitimate warzone to be dropped in.

He'll get the same treatment boys with names like "butterfly" or "flower" get: he'll cut his name down into "dove" or "dave" and that'll be it.

This. He can just claim that it's the name of a badass ancient Egyptian god.

He's going to have to ask everyone to call him Dev or something for the longest time.

Robin Williams James His daughter Zelda

this

Not sure what is worse, Millennials not having children or Millennials having children and being so retarded that their kids (and the entire generation for that matter) rebounds into National Socialism out of rebellion.

>Robin Williams James His
Never heard of him.

Well if Toddy boy keeps re-releasing Skyrim, our great grandkids will still be fucking spouting arrow memes.

Todd will probably still keep on re-relasing Skirim to remind everybody.

>implying kids 10 years from now won't be playing the newest Skyrim remastered edition, just like kids nowadays buy a new Iphone every year

You can't escape from me, I'm here forever.

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>dat lil nigga head gon explode

Phoneposter begone.

>Fallout Shelter (f2p)
>Fallout 4
>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Special Edition

totally worth it

Aren't there laws to prevent parents from doing this shit to their kids?

>rebounds into National Socialism out of rebellion
why is that bad?

Is this an Sup Forums or Sup Forums meme because it's actually funny

The difference is that Zelda was a name before it was a game.

Skyrim Ultra Special 20th Anniversary Game of Two Decades Deluxe Re-Remastered Edition

ah yes it's like that I see

Sup Forums is way more obsessed with being white so it's probably them

>Sup Forums is way more obsessed with being white
This cannot be

Nope.

momjunction.com/articles/worst-baby-names-in-the-world_00400377/#gref

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bethesda_Softworks_video_games
This is the actual list of games bethesda has made
>Less than 20 games in exchange for ruining a kids life
>They probably only get 1 copy for one platform

Sup Forums, american friends couldn't handle the banter so things got out of control very quick

Because we should reestablish our old autocratic and explicitly religious monarchies, not larp with socialism or nationalism.

Obviously int

In most civilized countries, yes.
But not in the great land of the free.

I was under the impression that they're getting all future Bethesda Game Studios games, not all Bethesda Softworks games

When was the last time you were in church, my little cultural christcuck?

Then thats even worse than i imagined.

>skyrim rereleases for life

Zelda is a real name though, although its old and very uncommon now

Sup Forums are socially conservative Americans
Sup Forums are Yuros who hate darkies without adhering to specific political trends

Two weeks ago. Unfortunately, I missed last Sunday's mass. The only thing I'm not sure is whether to go to the great cathedral for a top tier choir or the local chappel for a much more intimate Tridentine Mass.

Where I am from there are laws preventing this kind of crap.
Does the US really have nothing like that? Can you really name kids the most ridiculous things ever and they'll just have to deal with it until they can change it?

Don't forget all the SA people who claim that they are white which pretty much started the whole "[country] is/isn't white!" meme.

>SA
South Africa?
South America?
Something Awful?

Im pretty sure as long as you dont name them something like Dickface you are allowed to.

Yes.
I once read about a guy whose name was Starpony for the first 18 years of his life because his parents were crackheads and just wrote down some random shit in the kid naming section.

who cares if someone's "only" a cultural Christian
at least they acknowledge what they should be like and try to imitate it

Part of the meme is due to Nazis fleeing to Argentina, so take the hint.

>the kid was already pissed off as a newborn

The second one.

the last one

Found the Argntine!
The Falklands are British!

Something Awful then.
Fucking goons

Shaka, when the walls fell.

you mean, as a DRAGONBORN

this. My gradeschool/middleschool years would have been much better if I weren't such a coward about my name.

>although its old
>old
Most names are, user.
Any name without a pedigree of at least a millennium is a shit one.
Archaic might be a slightly better word

Laquisha

Le-a (the dash dont be silent)

Zelda was already a name

If you really wanna name your kid Mario that's a real name too

but then who james

How long until he kills himself from the bullying at school?

what's your name, user?

Mario's actually a fairly common name

Where did you find that Oompa Loompa?

Aye, right, next thing you'll be saying Luigi is a real name too. Oh, oh how about Miles, I bet that's real. Or Douglas, yeah, that's totally real. Get out of here!
I hope my sarcasm came through well enough.

GET YE GONE

>Mario's actually a fairly common name
BADDA BING

>specifying it's sarcasm

Christ Reddit

Are his parents human tomatoes?

John

sephiroth

His parents must be atrociously ugly, what a hideous baby. They clearly didn't do him any favors in the genetics department, but with a name like that the little fucker has no chance.

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he's just that fucking embarrassed to be alive
>i could have been a gnat

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

It's ok when Nintendo does it

>My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials.
>Can you say the same?