Holy shit, this game is pure fetish fuel. Why did no one tell me?

Holy shit, this game is pure fetish fuel. Why did no one tell me?

Literally thinking about getting a Switch for it. Fetish fuel accompanied by 10/10 music and cool environments.

What's the context here?

Pyra is fat! She's heavy-weight!
Same weight class as Donkey Kong, Wario and Bowser!

Miss Pyra is big and heavy!

Ok shill. Funny how people stop talking about Mario Odyssey after a week

girl in back is a robot, MC asking if she's heavy because mechanical parts, idiot furball insults waifu

Name a single player game people keep talking about for more than two weeks 24/7

I hate you turbo weebshitters so god damn much. I hope you're getting paid for this you troglodyte.

The MC is trying to carry the party up to a higher location using little harpoon hooks he has on his suits wrists and comments that she's heavy since she's a robutt while trying to pull her up. The situation spirals down from there.
porn when

>20 lbs of tits and ass

>Name a single player game people keep talking about for more than two weeks 24/7
Darksouls
Now tell why this game isnt work of shill

Dark Souls is not a single player game. You tried.

Bioshock

No one talked about Bioshock. It pops up occasionally the same way every old game does.

>muh souls shit
I'm convinced that soulsfags opinions don't count for anything, it's not even a single player gane

>It pops up occasionally
looks like we are done here

So? All games do. And so does Odyssey.

You have no argument and are a retard. And yes, we are done here.

You are retarded. Pvp in souls has always been tacked on. It is a single player game. You pvp shitters ruin every thread nowadays

No, it isn't. There is a reason I spent 800 hours playing Dark Souls. And it's not because I played through the story by myself hundreds of times.

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But compare to how retard kept spamming Mario 24/day pre-release now it's under-performed compared to AC. All Nintendo games is fucking work of shill.

>under-performed

Do you have brain damage?

Fuck off shill

Yes, it is. Multiplayer is an afterthought in it popularized by dwindling active fanbase that clings to the game in unhealthy fashion. There is multiplayer sure, but as a game it was made as a single player experience, where you can summon npcs and others to trivialize any semblance of challenge in case you are a shitter or in a rush

these marketing threads have really gotten out of hand. Is XB2 the new Automata? Are hundreds of thousands of normalfags going to buy this just because muh dick?

I know it hit a few of my fetishes, now if only there was a lipstickblade

Dark Souls is cancer, though, not a game. We will never really get rid of the NeoGAF casuals who shill this kusoge.

Why does it give ma boner just reading that a big, fit girl with big breasts is "heavy"?

i hope pyra farts and gets embrassed haha

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do you think that pyra gets embarassed when she farts in front of rex
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

>fastest selling mario game ever
>b-b-but a game that released on three platforms with much higher userbases sold more!
okay

>shill
Stop.