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Congratulations! You just won the grand prize in a shitty game show. An all expenses paid romantic dinner with the last boss you fought in a game. You cannot swap the prize for a different one. Attendance is mandatory.

I’ve been on a date for 3 days now.

There will be no survivors

I can't even remember the last boss I fought. So just give me a different prize.

Yay!

Death by firing squad

...

Oh fuck yes

Thanks

we're all getting gassed!

I'm okay with this.

Ardyn in FFXV. I'm ok with this since he did nothing wrong.

>Romantic dinner with Bowser.

I'm cool with this.

I'm actually not mad at all, this could be awesome
And Slade's one hell of a handsome bastard to be honest

Welp

>I'm dating a Broodal
Son of a bitch

Alright.

All I can think of is pic related, the game doesn't really have bosses

>Be Muslim
>Goat is shown in middle box
>Don't switch
>End up getting the prize
This is bullshit, I only wanted the goat

Yes, my dream!

Oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Talk about hitting the jackpot.

> Get to date Braccus Rex
Hope I don't become some thrall but at least I'll likely end up immortal if he likes me.

>Bowser from mario galaxy

I onle have to get one blonde slut for him and he will leave alone.

leave me alone*

>Had a fight with my boss and lost my job
>Now i'm on a date with him
why?

I hope she's as big as she is in the game

At least you'll be able to address the sexual tension that led to the fight.

T-Thanks you too..

You can't say that!

>An all expenses paid romantic dinner with the last boss you fought in a game
>in a game

>180 inches of dragon cock
>mfw Farmer class
I am not ready for this

God damn, that's me too. Guess we're on a triple date for the rest of eternity now.

Nice.

>romantic
It takes two to tango and three is a crowd.

The Throne Watcher and Defender in Dark Souls 2.

ew

nice

>entire time all she talks about is how awesome nobunaga is and how she misses him.
you ready for the cucking mein friend

They're not the last boss though.

nice

>Battlefront 2 [2005]
Not sure if boss but they are difficult as hell to kill

>reading comprehension

>you ready to cuck Oda motherfucking Nobunaga while you thaw her with your burning ochinchin
Is this a rhetorical question user?

>Meta Knight
The borb is pretty cool, could have been worse.

...

>Tyl Regor
I'm getting very excited now

>Some plain ass dragon that my party didn't even kill on their own
This is shit

Do you want to double team her?

nice

...

Please, no

Do I get Lilina too, either way I'm more than fine with this

A hambeast prepacked with little shitbags. Could have been worse I guess.

I am greatly envious

FEAR THE OLD BLOOD

NOICE

Well last game I played was PUBG so does this mean I sit at a table alone while ten Asian guys sit outside the restraunt waiting for one dumb enough to pick up the bill?

Oh yes jackpot!

YES, fuck you niggers, because I just replayed route D.

I'm okay with this.

Holy fucking shit, best timing.

You are a bunch lying faggots and I hate you for that. Just fuck off with your waifuposting, imbecils, as if I will believe that 90% of all the last bosses you dipshits have fought were female. Just stop, you are pathetic.

YES

He's gonna have you sucking him off under the table before they even bring out the appetizers

I don't think droids have a gender

this

>Playing p5
>Just bet okumara
Fuck im not down for this gay shit

Are you having troubles?

Stay fukin jelly

>90% of all the last bosses you dipshits have fought were female.
This place is full of weebs, and nips love their sexy female bosses
Shouldn't really come as a surprise

holy shit

No way, maybe if it was that lizard, but Caroso is a classy gentleman.

>bowser
cool

>he doesn't exclusively play games with female bosses

What are you, gay?

Pray for me lads

>Persona 5
So it's Yaldy or the twins? I hope for latter.

Fucking Sans from fucking Undertale. Epic wow haha

Prepare to mount that shield and suck on that liquid armor

>getting this upset over some innocent fun

You know your slutty waifu is going on a date with another user

Bowser? My life finally has meaning.

>implying A2 is my waifu
That would be 9S

Well, i'm pretty sure i'm fucked so yeah.

Divinity: Original Sin 2 spoiler for those who haven't beaten it yet. Pretty hot.

Fuck me.

But she's married and has a kid

Or maybe the only ones that bother posting are the ones that fought a female boss.
I did not post my date in this thread because it would reveal that I recently played Skyrim and also because I don't really want to go on a date with Varg Vikernes.

I don't know. Which was the last you fought?

This

HELL THE FUCK YEAH

>tfw it could've been Selvaria if I weren't a lazy fuck
FUCK

well

Why is reading comprehension so hard?

>should have

hot

you lucky bastard

could be worse

You're about to get reshaped

Ah, I misunderstood. Then it must be twins.
I held my ground till the very end.

>the ultimate "if I had to choose a guy"

whats the last boss of warcraft 3? Illidan? Sargeras?