2020

>2020
>go to market for food
>food lootboxes
>20$ each
>you can only open them after you buy them so there's no telling what's inside
>it might be a stack of pizzas or a bag of rotten fish heads
Where will you be when lootboxes destroy the planet and humanity itself?

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I know you're taking the piss, but consumers would never stand for this shit.

That's what you think, naive retard. LOL

>Having faith in "consumers"

Not all consumers are equal. I'm pretty sure that gamers are the dumbest consumers in the world, outside of people who fall for literal scams.

the already exist snackcrate.com

You know that people generally don't give a fuck that a videogame has optional loot crates but they might care a bit more if it was implemented onto something like food.
You know, something we need to live.
People would just break open the boxes in the store

Look how many people are willing to pay for literal pixels
Now imagine what they will do for real and tangible loot boxes
It's ogre

fucking delet this right the fuck now

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they already do "mystery boxes" for fast food and it was a massive success

>2020
>go to market for food
>food lootboxes
>go to other market for food that doesn't relay on lootboxes to make a profit

:O

>attempt to grow food
>first harvest
>entire field replaced with lootbox coupons

>202020
>go to supermarket for food farm
>only lootboxes farm on the lootboxes
>give up and just buy food for my lootboxes

Most of the *chans, plus the urban underclass, various random muzzies and survivalist types will be doing pic related if that happens.

>but consumers would never stand for this shit.
>2006
>horse armor dlc
>but consumers would never stand for this shit.
>2008
>paid left 4 dead maps on xbox live even tho they're free on steam
>but consumers would never stand for this shit.
>2017
>switch has paid online
>but consumers would never stand for this shit.

>go to market
>grocery boxes
>do a 180 and walk away
>find another market
>same shit
>start worrying
>go home and google growing your own food, startup costs, efficient plotting
>the season isn't with me my first harvest
>starve for being too proud
Get with the times, old man. You're not going to grow your own cows or corn, this food is just waiting for you to buy it. Sorry you're so picky you want to pay for specific things, get a better palate.

>food analogies

Ok ill say it.

F O O D A N A L O G Y

Eventually it will get to points where companies are trying to get an edge by saying "only 1% chance of spoiled food! 5% chance of legendary truffle! guaranteed three types of protein"

EA agriculture branch when?

What's it like being poor?

sucks. because you own a necessary device in today's times, like maybe a smart phone or a laptop, people think you are the most privileged fuck and if you sold that you'd be able to afford rent every month.

What is the point of this webm?

I honestly wish there was a Lootcrate equivalent for enthusiasts rather than just memeboxes full of Funko Pops and Star Wars merch.

Are you really such a fucking moron you don't know Loot Crate is an actual real life thing?

Is that $5 a year too much for you?

>the average european

Yes. They get you with, "is this minor amount too much?", trying to shame or insult you by implying you're such a fuckup you can't afford that much. Then after it's established, "you..you really can't afford $8 a year?".
they fucking got you, fuck you, you stupid stupid ignorant retarded garbage waste of fuck

>implying you'll pay 5$/year and not a gorillion

you don't become someone by the amount of money you spend. So yeah. You can step down that imaginary high ground now, kid.

What happened too "the consumer would never stand for this shit?

Why wouldn't they? Jews have managed to convince gamers to fight this battle for them and it only took a year. Even a sizable portion of Sup Forums itself now defends lootboxes.

>2027
>buying games on steam
>store has been replaced with the GameBox™
>might either get some unity shovelware or an actual good game

did someone say "food analogy"?

>2020
>go to Sup Forums, open catalog
>it's all lootboxes
>buy one at random, because I have no other choice, and open it
>it's a FUCKING FOOD ANALOGY!!!!!

the consumer wouldn't
the gamer would take a dick in his ass if it meant getting a 20 minute xp boost

>for only $39.99 per month, we'll ship a box of dollar store crap with your favourite logos plastered over it

stop posting pink wojaks you massive faggot