Game insults you for playing video games

>game insults you for playing video games

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>Infamous Second Son literally did this

>game insults you for playing on easy
>game mocks you and says you're gonna get fucked on hard

>game repeatedly insults you for playing on easy mode and denies you the joy of beating the game on easy mode by resetting your save file right after the first boss denying you 90% of the game's content unless you play on hard mode

Name 5.3 quintillion games that do this.

Only good games would do that, so none.

>game insults you for taking vidya characters too seriously

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>game insults you for forcing a game to exit because you didn't want to wait through all of its shitty menus

no way

Was about to post this. Fuck you Jeff Goldblum

>game makes fun of you for being a chronic masturbator

>game insults you for skipping cutscenes and then forces you to watch the entire ending credits which are eternally long
youtube.com/watch?v=h9BpdFTtcsA

Touhou 6 does this, but rather it denies you from fighting the last 2 bosses, not 90% of the game. The third to last boss makes fun of you.

Honestly, though, you have been playing the game for a long time.
Don't you have anything else to do with your time?

>game thanks you for playing the game

More games need to do this, it doesn’t mean much or take a lot of effort but it really adds to the ending and commends you for spending time on it

>game jokes about you having no friends

That's below the belt.

>game railroads you into doing a Bad Thing
>game insults you for doing a Bad Thing all the way to the end
>should of stopped playing:^)

>type Doom cheatcodes in Heretic
>game kills you for it and insults you

>should of
>of

You should've stopped being alive.

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this. this is the dumbest shit.

>Game was supossed to critize the fact that people would buy any brown generic shooter
>Nobody bought the game because it looked like a brown generic shooter

spotted the newfag

>no friends in friend list
>the default message for this is that you have no friends
>get triggered anyway

>Game congrats you for beating it on harder difficulties

Even something like a simple "WOW, INCREDIBLE" feels good.

That "WOW, INCREDIBLE" got me fucking pumped the first time I heard it as a kid

>game tells you to take intermittent breaks

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>Beat The Wonderful 101 on Normal
>"Thank you for playing."
>Beat The Wonderful 101 on 101% Hard
>"You truly are a Wonderful One."

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>a small part of game's story is spoiled in Death Grips' lyrics

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>Last game I played that did this was Mario Odyssey
Why is this so uncommon

This is the only kind of mockery I can accept. Everything else is pretentious shit

>Credits roll
>...and YOU!

>Game worries about you when you play for a extensive amount of time.

>game tells you to go outside

Name 1 (one) game that does that

multiple types of mmo

>Start game up at 2am
>"Isn't it kind of late? You should go to bed."

Fuck off, Rorona, I'll play when I want.

>Congratulations, you just played 500 hours of this game!
>Maybe it's time to go outside, hm?

Elona

>game worries about you when you play for like 30 minutes and tells you to take a break
nintendo pls

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MGS4 and Cuphead

sauce?

Mario galaxy every 30 odd minutes

I always love it when games do this, I think it shows when a team put heart into their game and it always makes me smile

I GOT A NASTY IN MY TAXI

name -2 games that do this

SSBM

then why didn't you just stop playing, brainlet?

BLEED does this. Its not a l9ng game by any means but it was pretty fun and made me tear up for a sec when that happend

>when, to beat the boss, you need to SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK

>Game wants you to thank it for letting you play

Name a game in development that does this

No, I don't Colonel. Let me run naked and do summersaults.
Also I could just have booted the game up, this is flawed.

>user posts the last 4th of loss

>game takes the piss out of completionists

This is magical.

Spec Ops was the devs reading Heart of Darkness and saying:
>Now what if we dumbed it down and made it more on the nose?
>You mean like Apocalypse now?
>Nah man even more obvious to make sure all the dummies get it.

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What is banjo kazooie, nuts and bolts?

>game reminds you to buy the dlc