This was objectively shit

This was objectively shit.
Why the actual fuck do I keep seeing threads saying it's good?

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Ubishill's been working their shill team overtime because they know it's shit.

In fact this is a thread made by EA employees to lower hype for other games while they try to save their own face

its the best game this year
you just have shit taste, go back to playing your nier ps2mata spaceinvaders weebshit

Nice try piratepoor

$0.0004 has been transferred to your account, Mr. Goldbergstein.

meh it was alright. Shit writing and fighting though

thx EA but I'm not OP

SEETHING

Maybe because you suck senpai.

>it's a 'TEH EBIL WICKED ROMANSES' episode

>the Romans were not evil

It's absolute ludokino you fucking pleb.

"viral marketing"

piss of piratefag

god i just wish poor third world countries didn't post on Sup Forums.

>implying

Everyone keeps telling you they're shills. Proof keeps being posted as well. The fucking owner of metacritic said that fake positive reviews were being spammed from India and that the same company of Indians does this 2-3 times per depending on who hires them. Ubisoft is literal scum. They're becoming the new EA.

>they depicted Caesar saying 'you too Brutus' as actually happening instead of being an invention by William Shakespeare

TOP KEK. Jesus Christ, they teach you this is an invention in fucking high school. Did Ubishill do literally ANY research in-between animating more cornrows for Aya?

Weekly Sup Forumsthreads m8. Endless post of new game with posivibes. Week later, everyone that liked it finished it and moved on, so all the shitposters move in with easy threads like "What happened, thought everyone liked this game, where are they now?" They finished it mate. Syndicate was my favorite one so far, second being AC2

Modern-day Romans are slightly-less-hairy apes and gypsies.

Rome back then was the only thing that fucking mattered in the world.

>trying to take over the world by killing everyone including children and raping the women is not evil

he didn't say that in the game though.

WE WUZ

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I see no mention of brutus. Fuck off, pol. Fuck off back to whatever planet of eternal oppression you're living on.

Ubishill treat their employees like slaves and force them to shillpost.
This should surprise no one.

Isn't it basically Ass Creed + ARPG fighting and leveling? Doesn't seem like that'd be too bad. Nothing to write home about, but a step up from most of the series

>i am a fucking retard shill: the post
I literally posted a video that proves you wrong. Fuck off back to your ubishill office you fucking shill.

Wii version was pretty good.

There's literally no kangz at all in the game. It's a game about Ancient Rome game pretending its a game about Egypt.

I fucking wish it had kangz.

You are living in another dimension. Pure schizophrenia.

It's basically an Ubisoft bootleg of The Witcher.

>Rome back then was the only thing that fucking mattered in the world.
just like america only thing that matters right now, right?

KEK. Employee-of-the-month trying to get his bonus, ladies and gents.
They won't give you your bonus. Stop shilling, they seriously don't pay you enough.

>Antony isn't in the game

Why even live?

Cuz it's a good game
:^)

Was Bin Laden killed by Swedistan or the Dhimmi Caliphate of France? No? Didn't think so.

>blanketing an entire civilization with modern moral faggotry.

Brainlet.

a bonus for what? Show a screencap of what you mentioned, you goblin.

Still sounds pretty good to me. Gotta be better than Revelations, III, Unity and Syndicate

Somebody post the picture of the BLACKED paintings

Ah, yeah basically. Despite how much Yuropoors pout and stomp their effeminate feet. We are the only relevant country in the world. We can literally destroy the entire planet if we decided to chimp out.

shitposting as always.

>there was no scene of James Purefoy cussing out Bayek
MISSED. OPPORTUNITY.

You're gonna have to be way more specific. Fucking EVERYBODY has blacked-pics now.

The ones that are actually in the game. They're paintings on the wall that depict interracial sex.

>Tiniqwa
muh

>objectively
You just gonna abuse all the buzzwords until none of them have any meaning anymore?

Sup Forums's board culture has been sacrificed to transform us into a slightly-edgier (but not too edgy, don't want to risk being offensive to kiddies now) version of IGN to make ad-money for Chinese-moot.

Shills

they cant even greentext properly

>hurr durr the only people who could possibly disagree with my holy and divine opinion is if they were paid to do so!
How insecure do you have to be?

phylakes are fucking bullshit

>invincible enemies that one shot you and always try to track you down
>if they appear you have to leave whatever it is you are doing
>shows up in an eradication area quest so I can't complete it, have to suicide to get him to go away

excellent game design brava ubisoft

>hurr durr people won't think it's suspicious at I that I claim to love scarfing shit as though it were fine chocolates!
Get fucked Ubishill. You wanna advertise - buy a banner.

it's decent.

nothing too amazing, it's just running around doing fetch quests and killing shit.
it's the usual open world fare, and a step down for the series, since they reduced the stealth and put more meme action combat in it.
I guess that's what the masses want though.

>le eating shit analogy

You mean the ones that are pretty much 1:1 copies of the actual historical paintings?

>objectively
You have bad taste

>Why the actual fuck do I keep seeing threads saying it's good?
well maybe because I think it's good? But I guess you want me to agree with you so you don't feel left out

faggot

This kills the white boy