Wake up

>wake up
>See this

What do?

ravioli ravioli put an icicle in my brainioli

accept my fate

how crazy would it be if mei bound your arms and legs in ice and slammed her fat ass on your dick whenever she wanted haha

>fat
I though it was just a puffy winter coat.
Then again I thought Overwatch and Battleborn were a single game until last month so what do I know.

*unzips dick*

She can't kill me if I'm smoking hot
god I want to die

Embrace the sweet release of death.

At least I can bring someone joy in allowing them to remove the garbage that I am from this world.

Notice that my diaper is full and wait for mommy Mei to change me.

imagine if she then farted, maybe even pooped a bit haha

wonder why the fuck she can't lay down an ice path to make her skate along it faster
wonder when they're going to make the entire defense classes not be objectively worse than the offense classes, sans junkrat because he's practically a fucking offense class anyway.

LOL That was be hilarious!

They should just remove the classes at this point desu

>mei has a freeze ray and not a shrink ray
wasted potential desu

Wouldnt it be weird if she then covered your face with her dirty underwear haha

>I thought Overwatch and Battleborn were a single game
what the fuck?

haha

I would scream for mommy Mercy

Do it, faggot.

Kill her, I know Mei can't fight for shit. Have you seen her melee attack?

They basically the exact same game, except that OW has lootboxes.

...

is Mei turned on by Mr Freeze puns?

...

Can you imagine if she then pees over your underwear-covered face? haha

Mating press

Honestly I'd try to knock the gun out of her hand.

If we end up fucking during the ensuing struggle, though, nothing I can do about that.

sniff her fat chinese cunny

less crazy than if she bound your arms and legs in ice and slammed her fat cock on your ass whenever she wanted haha

Ask for that sweet cold pussë

Simply enjoy

disgusting

Mei is perfect and made for love and impregnation.

nah

she does that fat girl hammer fist thing

i'm all for thicc but not this, senpai.

ok

>Made in china.
Dropped.

jesus christ no

What if she had both so you end up tiny and trapped in ice that she treats like a popsicle?

yes

Stop falling for female cosplay

Is this a
>fuck me or I'll freeze you
or a
>I'm afraid you'll leave me, so I'll freeze you in ice forever
???

I would wonder why a floating image is infront of me

I hope so.

>check phone
>See this
What do?

Ask if she could get me a date with Mei.

go back to sleep and hope for a better ice waifu