Would you play a war game where all of the soldiers are little girls?

Would you play a war game where all of the soldiers are little girls?

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I already played Valkyria Chronicles, and let me tell you, that trash got boring quick.

The tone and art style would have to be on point, and the gameplay has to not suck like every puddle deep animu game experience out there.

Yes

>that gun depression on a russian heavy tank
hue no

If there is gore, then yes.

>cat girls
>maids
>soldier

Yeah, getting bored of WINNING, maybe.

Yes

What is happening with "her" face?

they could depress. in fact that tank had to depress its gun after each shot to reload, thanks to a fucked up design

>cat girls
It's actually just the helmets in these pictures

Yes. Yes I would.

Me one the 2nd left

Only if there as JS

Well I'm not really into anime but I did play a war game with squirrels and teddy bears as soldiers so who am I to judge?

>one

*on* I swear I'll stop posting from my phone.

I don't remember. Source me

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Did you post that to spoil or it, or for me to sausenao it?

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There better be a .webm of this on my desk by tomorrow.

Doujin, not canon.

What's that channel's name again?

I want a good and well done Strike Witches. Maybe have multiplayer with Witches vs Witches mode on top of Witches vs Neuroi. I think it'd be pretty cool especially if it has customization.

Because it's cute

Maybe if it doesn't run like shit regardless of what you do.

I did.
It was ok.

>I want a good and well done Strike Witches.

Imagine

Yes. But it better have brutal dismemberment like Brothers In Arms.

>you'll never make your own witch
>you'll never join a Witch Wing as a rookie and become their ace as things go to shit

I already have, and it's wonderful.

>Would you play a war game where all of the soldiers are little girls?

If it played like Red Orchestra 2, yes. I expect screaming and dying girls to call out for their mothers while other ones audibly choke on their blood as they exsanguinate.

>call out for their mothers
you mean oneechans, right?

I'd rather have a weeb Stalker game

or onii

does splatoon count?
me inside the tank

>Strike Witches.
You are like a tiny baby.

Is good idea too, but it's more of simply exploring and surviving than hunting artifacts and anomalies while being chased by mutants with the occasional ANNUUUU emanating throughout the night sky.

This too.
That short was nice.

>>call out for their mothers
>you mean oneechans, right?

Of course. I don't know what came over me.

already sounds better than last off us 2 bulldyke edition

I'd actually prefer this.

Eh, the tech is cool but overall is not as cool to me. I'd rather be part of a Witch force flying or grinding along the ground with engines/treads strapped to you. And if you get the new jet pieces you can really go crazy.

I bet you posers dont even have a vita, seriously dont even pretend you want this game if you're not gonna support the devs

>western games are so blatantly designed by committee, what with all their brown and bloom military shooters featuring balding grizzled marines all voiced by nolan north, they just have no soul

>unlike our Japanese games, which feature an exclusively female cast whose only sole defining features are their hair colors, feature homoerotic subtext as subtle as a clown with his cock out, they also happen to be idols, and are all voiced by whoever is currently the most profitable 40 some year old voice actress trying to sound like a baby

>but they're doing something DIFFERENT from all the other Japanese games which feature an exclusively female cast whose only sole defining features are their hair colors, feature homoerotic subtext as subtle as a clown with his cock out, they also happen to be idols, and are all voiced by whoever is currently the most profitable 40 some year old voice actress trying to sound like a baby but they're doing something unusual like fighting in a war

I don't get this meme, at all. I'm convinced Japanese media is the most corporate, insincere, disingenuous, by-the-book tripe humanity can create. It makes yearly Madden games look like passion projects.

Actually, I'd rather have anime. I want this, but with cute lolis.
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yeah, probably

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>thought the girls were just stumbling
>saw the blood

Reminds me of this
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If there was something about being woken from cryo and told to go on an attack mission only to find everything's already beyond fucked and you're only on an automated computer mission that is completely pointless, it would be really cool. But I'm already a huge sucker for anything post-apoc and exploring manmade structures.

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>Buy DLC for yuri
>Get loot crates for different outfits and poses like hand holding

So long as it's not purporting to be historically accurate to anything and the gameplay/story/characters/etc. are solid, sure.

Basically I'd play it if it met the same standards I expect any other game to meet.

Why would these animu girls be fighting? Animu is for sweet, tender and pure love, not horrific, gruesome and mentally scarring conflict.

They're fighting over who's cuter.

Fighting for who gets to sleep with the cool senpai girl.

No. Kill yourself.

But they're all cute! They should leave war to their senpai's fighting for real reasons to kill like the Communist menace or foreigner invasion.

>foreigner invasion
Aryan lolis fighting off hordes of slimes when?

Seems you're the minority, normalfag :)

>Elves in redcoats
Fucking GIMME!
Shush, it's not there. You imagined it. It's just a nosebleed. She'll get up fine after the battle's over.

Somehow I think I'd actually be more accepting of this than the BF1 we got... I guess because I can tell at a glance they aren't even pretending to be historically accurate, so I can treat it as something silly and fun.

Sciencemagic bullets, user. It's all a huge war game like airsoft; no-one is really hurt!

I'd actually still play a serious game about animu girls in war, so long as it really focused on the characters in the squad bonding and getting through the hell of war together as friends closer than family. Make it some half-past-the-apocalypse setting that finally ends with everyone exhausted and agreeing to lay down arms and try to co-operate rather than fighting over the last scraps of fuel and food.

It shouldn't be the loli's, it should be their big strong husbandos pishing back the curry stinking, shit covered animal muds.

>big strong husbandos
What about their big strong senpais?

>two loli factions fight over which one will be noticed by senpai first
>it's the equivalent of 'Nam
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>agreeing to lay down arms and try to co-operate rather than fighting over the last scraps of fuel and food.
No such thing, humanities stubborn like that. When real conflict begins both sides will be fighting until M.A.D is initiated leaving the planet as a destroyed, arid shithole with the survivors living in squalor tribes.

>you will never get teabagged by a cute anime girl

This

I would buy an entire console specifically for that one game.
I already got close enough with the Bullet Girls series but I want more.

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Well aren't you just a ray of bloody sunshine. Stories exist to show us a better world, so why not have a cute anime game about cute anime girls fighting a distinctly NOT cute war, only to finally bring it to an end with co-operation and peace? You repeat a lie like that enough and eventually people will believe it's true enough to genuinely work for it. I don't believe we ever CAN completely eradicate war, but we sure as hell should TRY!

Better idea that came out of /tg/ once...
>There are many princesses living in and visiting the same palace
>Each has nations of fairies living around the palace in spare rooms, flowerbeds, under the eaves, etc.
>Fairies fight semi-serious wars over which princess is best girl
>WW1 dogfights in toy-sized planes
>Alpenfeejager fighting across the rooftops
>Artillery duels and trench warfare among the daffodils
>The Big Push has to be called off after a stray shell hit a wasp nest. Both sides stopped fighting for a while to gas them out of the battlefield
>Tiny fairy battleships supporting tiny fairy D-Day in the Sugarplum Beach landings

Why isn't there one yet?

But I have BG1, BG2, and I'm getting BGF

not sure

>Fairies don't die
>They just respawn after a few days of being a small spook
>Dying still isn't NICE, but it only hurts for a little bit
>They still don't let the princesses find out about the true nature of the war
>They just show them fancy military parades, heroes and stories of the battles with all the gore edited out
>Seeing fairies in parade dress marching across the dinner table is one thing
>Seeing fairies bleeding out and trying to smile as they're dying from a sniper round through the lung, or pulverised and limp from an artillery shell is quite another
>The bodies vanish after a few days and the ghosts that pop out of the corpse seem more upset they have to sit around waiting to get a new one than anything, but it's still far too gruesome for Princess Grace (who is obviously best girl) to see
>The coverup that had to be staged after the siege of Pixiestadt was almost more hassle than the battle itself...

Here's my idea for the mechanics of such a game.

>You can design your character from the ground up and have a number of slots ready to select from while playing.
>Age selection from loli to highschooler. Highschoolers can use heavier more destructive weapons but have a larger hitbox, lolis are smaller and faster but are limited to lighter weapons as a result.
>Different uniforms and costumes grant different advantages. Summer uniforms are lighter and improve speed but offer less resistance than winter uniforms. cosmetics like school swimsuits allow players to use waterguns or magical girl costumes unlock magic wand beams, Okinawa tans change your voice lines to have an accent, etc.
>Arenas range from indoor school settings, large open beaches, school festivals and other SoL anime-themed locations with each arena containing secret weapons, secret events, and other things to be discovered.
>When you "kill" an opponent they fall down and faint before getting up and running back to the respawn point, may include crying and pouting.
>All the regular expected game modes, team vs team, capture the flag, free for all, etc
>Special game mode allows you to play as a boss "mom" character vs an entire team focusing their entire power to kill you before you kill them, lots of ara-araing.

I wanna know how fucked up it could get
> Game starts in basic
> Shit's all super kawaii
> Everything's light hearted and fun
> Weekend drills are full of laughter and fun
> Day comes when they're deployed
> PTSD inducing horror ensues as they experience the horrors of war
> Tragedies don't end once they come home
> We're talking Flags of our Father levels of sad and tragic shit here man