CORTANA

CORTANA

was ruined by 343i fuck off halo is dead and its history was further spited by the MCC RIP

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Fucking ugly.

Cortana's lewd footpussy could use some cum.

That's a lot of triggering just for the word Cortana.

This design was the only thing good about Halo 4.

>hate having tech companies data mine me and steal all my information
>think Cortana has one of the hottest voices of anyone ever and I feel tempted to talk with her on Win10

Horseshit, I will never understand those who think that was an improvement over Halo 3 Cortana.

Died in 4. The one in 5 is a clone going rampant soon after its creation.

It bothers me that I'm starting to have nostalgia for Halo 3 even though I fucking hated it at the time, can still distinctly remember all the reasons I hated it, and have purposefully avoided playing every Halo game after 3 because even as a teenager I understood that everything afterward was just going to be cash-in shovelware.

Halo 4 is best cortana. That thing you posted is hideus and garbage.

Shut the fuck up, Reach baby, answer this guy's question.

I'm glad Cortana has the Logic Plague because now that means they can go back to just a Chief and Cortana game.

I like both, Halo 3 Cortana had boob physics and Halo 4 Cortana had tits and ass.

any comentary oof this guys?

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Sorry, user. But I don't think your man juice can be applied to an AI program...

SeeShe has the Logic Plague.

I think its funny the devs wanted to make Cortana "realistic" but then gave her the ideal female body.

Just ignore him. People who prefer Halo 4 Cortana have an ugly-fetish. People like that can't get girls normally so they go for uglier ones instead since it's easier. Same reason why they want trap gfs.

Why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to make all the aliens fucking dinosaurs? Nice picking for team handling your fucking mascot franchise

Reach > anything you faggots at 343i have done in your miserable lives

I've never seen that version of Cortana. Is this fanart? It looks terrible.

Halo 4 is best Cortana. That's why they even chose here to promote the app on Windows 10.

Or because that was her most recent design at the time.

Shut the fuck up, Reach baby, Reach was the worst Halo game in the series. You need to be shot for dare putting it over the far better Halo 1-3.

Whats it like being gay in 2017?

No because Halo 5's design is absolute garbage

Anyone else find it amusing they go and name their assistant software Cortana right as H5 goes and makes her evil?

Why is nobody talking about our husbando?

I wish there was more SFM smut of here halo4 model

I had a supervisor that looked like Cortana in the face and gained weight in her hips and ass so for about 3 months she looked exactly like her.

It's 343i
So yeah. Fan art.

The good news is that chances are they will be turning her good again in Halo 6 since she has the logic plague.

God I want to fuck H4 cortana so fucking bad while fondling her titties

because Halo 5 was fuckin garbage

also anyone have a webm for this?

Yeah I hate sexist caricatures of woman. I love Cortana in Halo 5, looks like a REAL woman.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Fuck, Halo 4 was an absolute piece of shit.
I regret wasting 5 bucks for it.

She’s a lot cuter in 3 than 4

So you guys gonna keeps ignoring my post about Cortana having the logic plague or are you fags once again falseflagging as Halo fans again?

Not just that it has become mass effect whole ai vs organic shit

The Flood is controlling Cortana, and weakening Humanity and the rest of the Galaxy. I've been saying this the entire fucking thread you roaches gonna keep ignoring.

>I love Cortana in Halo 5, looks like a REAL woman.
>looks like a REAL woman
How to have shit-taste; the post

Is anything after 3 even worth trying or will it just sully my memories of 1, 2 and 3.