Kirby swallows you whole!

Kirby swallows you whole!

What powers does he get?

He can swallow my cock whole

nothing special

virginity

Depression

Self loathing

Schizophrenia

A bachelors in political science?

>he

A sick response to this epic meme thread

Obese autism

Stoned.

Extreme laziness

a boner

enjoy video games

severe anxiety and obsessive compulsive disorder

gits gud at solving captchas quickly

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it's a she

Fucking kill yourself. Please, seriously, commit suicide.

Are you memeing me

Kirby is a boy

Sup Forums is the last place to go to for anything political.

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The KANG ability

*It

The ability to resist suicidal urges

barely

Short.

Eternal virginity

Does Kirby have a penis?

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As if he needs one. A tongue as big as Kirby's can please any woman or man

Crippling depression.

Cancer.

No, really.