Spoil a game without giving the name and others guess what it is

>alien gets stranded on Earth
>in order to get back home, he decides to start WW3 to get the attention of aliens unrelated to his race and hitch a ride on one of their ships

you lost it

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

>MC gets turned into a supernatural creature and uses his newfound powers to crush the last remaining scrap of hope for survival that an ancient and relatively peaceful race has, in order to save the anime industry and sleep with their waifu.

>your character is a bomb

Fuck you user,that game should not have existed.
Peace through power

Dead island 2 :^)

Correct
>rebels almost doom the planet twice in the same game by trying to start WW3 and halting progress on reflecting an asteroid heading towards the planet

>The entire game you've been controlling an alien ghost inside of the MC, and not the MC, and after the alien ghost leaves the MC to possess someone else he turns into a complete asshole and you kill him.

The Bureau

>vampire loli is defeated by a lazy miko MC but it was part of her plan all along

>it's not fair it's not right

You're correct. I'm sorry that you had to play the game as well.

It wasn't bad

>the person that you have to kill is actually you
>wish granting rock turns out being a human made illusion

>soviets build time machine
>they go back in time and shake hands with Einstein, instantly killing him somehow due to a time paradox
>now nuclear bombs don't exist and soviets are winning the cold war
>the japanese empire invades the USSR, for some reason they already have robots and nanotechnology in the 20th century
>somehow the americans win the war again
>the soviets try to run away to the moon so we blow up their spaceship which was hidden inside a cathedral in st.petersburg

RA3.
>Your CO sends half his army to their deaths on a suicide mission against a heavily fortified base, his men run away, he berates them, sends them back in again, they all die, he berates them for being incompetent morons and charges in to assault the enemy base alone, giving a speech about not being retarded in the process
>succeeds, his last words being "If you want something done right, do it yourself."
>Then you bluff some ruskies into thinking you'll nuke the whole world, nuke some hippy defectors from your side who just want peace, and murder some arabs that are actually trying to nuke the whole world

Akiba Strip?

>The characters all conspire to make the ending as shit as possible in a deliberate effort to end the series
>but the guy who actually makes the games wants to continue somehow

Yeah, fun game.
Admittedly I forgot to add a few things like the baddie utilising the pure obsessive energy of Otaku's and their devotion to that particular scene to replace the prayers of worship needed to fuel a race of godly vampires.

Man, what a stupid game.

ball in some kind of hole/basket/goalpost/square

>for some reason they already have robots and nanotechnology in the 20th century
Red Alert 3 plays in the 2000s, not the 20th century.

cheeki breeki.
>someone torches your home, so you decide to go back to where you are from originally
>on your way your lost relatives ambush you
>some roadside travellers take pity on you
>when you find your old home, your arsonist already lives there, so you throw him out
>"nothing can take us far enough, take us far enough; emotion!...."

many parts of it were, and there was not much good to balance it out.

> You manage to find your way home. But the rabbit is decapitated.

Irisu syndrome?

...

>You are the BBEGs battery, but you just want to raise some orphans instead, so you aid a resistance against the people fighting the BBEG by making pictures of every living thing.#
>The much awaited sequel has nothing to do with anything, and nobody wants it.

Nope

Correct, that was quick

>you coop partner is a clumsy fool
>it is you
>in the end one your yous dies

>Hey, your dad isn't dead
>But you are soon
>No wait, your dad is dead

>The whole game was just your imagination

>You fight God, whom was lying to you the entire time

Wolfenstein: New Order

You have to collect souls to open the path to the final boss.

Drawn to life 2

you as the
boss

Persona 5?

Heart of darkness

>you fight the final boss
>no wait that's not the final boss
>many hours later fight the final boss for real this time
>no actually this isn't the final boss either
>many hours later fight the real final boss

Okami

SNAAAAAKE?

Quest to rescue a kidnapped princess goes horribly wrong as you accidentally murder the king, discover your best friend was the culprit behind the kidnapping, and the princess commits suicide after you defeat him.
You then become a demon that menaces humanity through all time, past and present.

still mad
none of them deserved that ending

>you are transported to an alien word
>your body is transformed into an alien race
>you have 3 days to fornicate women from the nearby village
>if you succed, you get to fuck their princess

It's okay, they rereleased the game with a happier ending

yes
Which MGS are you referring to, can't think of any that fit

I can think of 3 only, but it's not exactly between many hours.

some bitch was mad jealous over your peoples powers so she tricked other people into killing your peoples

years later you bash her skull in and an onion kills her

No

>you get to hang out with bros on a some epic trip
>wanna see that cute girl from your childhood as an adult
>your father literally kills you at the end

FF15, I don't know if the last part holds true.

Regis dealt the killing blow to Noct.

i never even played the game but the constant outrage about the ending from Sup Forums is enought to clue me in here. its danganrompa 3

>You get to hang around with psychopaths.
>You gradually break down mentally
>You realize you're a fake.
>You want to kys
>This is the perfect festival for you to die at
>Summonn sword made from the manifestations of the darkness of your soul
>Defeat conspiracy plot

>the series' most beloved, fan favourite character who's been around for 8 games dies in a plane crash
>the series' obligatory moeblob dies violently
>the main character's canon love interest's father who was thought to have died over a decade ago is actually a saturday morning cartoon villain who is working with main character's father
>main character's father wins again for the third time in a row

>you are an artificial magical warrior from like 2000 years ago and the Empire that's currently occupying your homeland was secretly created 300 years ago by your evil counterpart that came to being as the backlash of your birth

>you're actually an artificially human that was created to be the second coming of christ after the church got tired of waiting for it
>they even made you a villain and a love interest
>things go wrong when artificial love interest is so in love with you she ends up blocking an attack for you and dies, fucking up the plan
>eventually find a new love interest
>turns out near the end of the game you fins out that she's your surrogate mother and the guy who created you and implanted the fertilized egg inside her was her dad
>turns out that he was the one pulling all the strings so he could rebel against the church and use their messiah against them
also the artificial villain falls in love with an elf girl
>also your best friend turns into satan
>also god's ultimate plan is to destroy the earth with an ultra mega death canon from outer space