WHAT. THE. FUCK!

WHAT. THE. FUCK!

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Curse here, curse there. A curse for he, and she, why care?

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Beat him first attempt with my Bloodtinge build and had to hit 15 attempts with Arcane later.

The screams are etched into my brain

Great boss 10/10 Would get Rekt Again

>last boss is just a disgusting humanoid

Disappointing.

All good bosses in the souls games are humanoid.

Ludwig says hi

He's humanoid in phase 2.

>four legs
>two heads
>humanoid

You fucking what mate

hardest boss in the souls series, nigga is hard as fuck to beat

He uses a sword in 2 hands and does regular humanoid attacks, It wouldn't matter if he had tank threads instead of legs.

FUCKING HUNTERS GET OFF MY FUCKING BEACH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Just because you swing a sword doesn't make you a humanoid. I suppose you think Sif is a humanoid too?

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kosmfags btfo

>no Kos Placenta
>but a fucking gimmick Kos Parasite that only has 1 good move
FUCK YOU MIYAZAKI

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Playing this again for the 20th time.

I wish there was another DLC for it and I wish chalice dungeons were removed. I want to keep playing this game but I've done all there is to do. Several times.

haven't played bb, who is this and why does he have a rotten chilken leg strapped to his forearm?

have you done meme builds

>I wish chalice dungeons were removed.
>Waaa I don't like it so nobody should have it.
You could just not play them you dumb fucking retard.

That's Orphan of Kosm, baby of the ayylmao goddess Kosm. In the real world he died because Hunters took its umbilical cord to summon another ayylmao god. That Chicken leg is its Placenta, OoKosm uses it to fight you.

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Like what? I never do stupid shit like SL1 runs but I think I've done builds using every weapon and every offensive stat at least.

Watch your language please. Anyway chalice dungeons are bad. Having something like the FRC dungeons that are randomized for farming purposes itself would be ok, but having to do the entire chalice gauntlet is dumb, especially since the chalice areas themselves are unique.

I'd rather a couple of "normal" in game areas based on the Loran desert scenery or whatever than chalices.

>Watch your language please. Anyway chalice dungeons are bad.
Then don't play them you fucking moron. This isn't r ocket science.

I would have died less If I hadn't been so scared of that fucker

meme builds like a scholar: 99 arc, no vit. I had beaten everything except OoK and Laurence that character.

wew, why is the church such an asshole in Japanese games?
Nigga looks spooky, weird and dangerous, good boss design

Alright, once they patch non-chalice enemies to drop better gems I won't (and nor will anyone else)

No vit no but 99arc yes. Hunter Tools are fun but it gets boring having to do the health-to-bullet-conversion-then-vial thing.

Kos Parasite is fun as well, even if it's better to just fire/bolt/arcane gem any other weapon if you have that much arc.

I think the only weapons I haven't used are the Beast ones from the DLC since I have no interest in them.

i miss bloodborne. too bad there's nothing left to do in the game, so burnt out. wish that game had never ending DLC.

Welcome to literally every Bloodborne boss, which all rely on you thinking, "Fuck I don't want to be anywhere NEAR that fucking thing," despite the fact that every boss is far more capable of fucking you up from afar than point-blank.

The true hunter hugs face, even when he takes damage, and uses rally-attacks to heal instead of falling off for a vial.

Excuse me, but he said to watch your language.

I wish Upper Cathedral Ward was bigger. What a cool area.

Spookier than Demon's 3-1 when the lights go out.

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>that fucking Giant spider miniboss
>pussied the fuck out and ran for the hills only trying to cheese him out from a range


was a fucking repeat of the first Demon Souls with the Fireball spider in that cave

How about 'i wish the enemy variety was used in the base game so i dont have to fight 5 billion peasant beastmen'?

I've taken a short break and died a few times but I think I can take him. I was struggling with Lady Maria more than I am with this guy so far.

if you can parry, maria is easy

This:

>Suck at the fight
>Lose quite a few times
>Learn to parry
>Literately beat her in like just over a minute

What good DLC.

Had the best boss (living failures because of the meteor summon) the best weapon (church pick) and the best helmet (enlarged head). Fishing Hamlet is also a nice area since it's such a change from the rest of the game.

>mfw I got to Yahar'gul and it's literally all the same enemies I fought in Central Yharnam.

>The jews made it so you must have PS+ to be able to reasonably farm Chalice Dungeons
I wish nuSony would burn down to the ground.

What's a good Skill build?
What's a good BT build?

I've only done Strength

Just practice parrying her with the gun. Once you get good at that, the fight is so fucking easy that it's not funny. Also, learn to keep your distance, don't rush and don't get greedy.

Do the exact same things you did with STR but raise SKL or BLT instead.

you don't even have to use the gun
I just spammed the tentacle magic move which has a much larger parry window

That's what made me give up on the platinum.

I never used that because I didn't have the stats and got rid of those items a long time ago. NEver got a chance to use anything like spells.

AWAY, AWAY

a good BT build would be 14 STR, 16 SKL, and 50 BT. This lets you use the Chikage, Bloodletter, and Evelyn. VIT, END, and ARC are of course up to you.

As for a good SKL build, 11 STR and 50 SKL will let you use every skill weapon worth using.

And if you wanna combine your BT and SKL into one build, do 11 STR, 50 SKL, 50 BT and use the Chikage and Evelyn.

Bloodborne is undeniably the most videogamey videogame of this generation

Won't it take quite a while before you can get chikage and evelyn, though

>Str/Arc with club and yo-yo moveset
KOOJJIIMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not that long if you know where you're going.

>Get the Saw Spear
>Kill Gascoigne and Blood Starved Beast
>Get wrecked by a snatcher and go to Hypogean (to +6 your weapon)
>Kill Witch of Hemwick
>Kill Amelia
>Go to Iosefka's through Forbidden Woods
>Grab the invitation
>Go to Cainhurst
>Kill Logarius (or summon if you can't cut it on your own)
If you don't fuck around, you can arrive in Cainhurst within a few hours.

where's benis? haha

is it even necessary to kill BSB

No, if you don't wanna bother with Old Yharnam, just buy the gate key from the messengers after Gascoigne. 10k echoes is a lot to spend though, which is why I always kill BSB.

No, but if you dont then you have to kill Cleric Beast so you can buy the Cathedral Ward gate key

Open wide! Those are Messengers.

I still haven't fought this cunt yet so maybe this becomes apparent later, but I never see this discussed; what is the deal with the sea shell that falls out of the sky and has a pale woman sticking out of it earlier on in the DLC? Summoned NPCs sometimes take a swing at her out of nowhere as if she's an enemy.

Maria was such a fucking good fight
I wish she had more health so it would last longer

Also these.

Can anyone post the platinum meme/copypasta?

That becomes apparent once you get up the clocktower and find out the Fishing Village is all the way above all of Nightmare Yharnam. You can see this too when you look off the side of the path after leaving out the clockface of the tower after killing Maria. And yes, going off the path to the Fishing Village does make you fall out of the sky and die instantly.

Same for Gehrman. Both fights can look like some choreographed anime shit when you get in a rhythm with the boss

Chalices are actually fun once you get to level 5 ones with modifiers.

I don't know how else could you do arcade mode in a Souls game.

Nope. Old Yharnam is completely optional. Refer to this handy map to see all the required bosses. Found it really useful when I was trying to run through a NG+ fast to get to other things.

HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT LAURENCE
EVEN TO THIS DAY I FUCKING CAN'T KILL HIS ASS
EVEN WHEN I SUMMON HE HAS SO MUCH HP IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

I had this issue with Laurence. Especially the second phase is some class A bullshit.

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Gehrman is great, but as an early game boss it would be a real kick in the teeth for new players for him to be both a dangerous maniac AND a tanky motherfucker.
Those long-drawn duels are way better in the mid-late game. If Super Gehrman was in Chalice though I'd be really happy

The level 5 ones with modifiers are the only fun ones, that's kind of the problem. Most people don't really do dungeons until late game so having to go through them all at the end to unlock level 5 ones is boring.

That's neat but who or what the fuck is she?

>playing Bloodborne for the first time since release like a month ago
>Manage to chop through every boss on my first try barring Cleric Beast, even managed to kill Ludwig and Maria first go
>Reach Orphan
>Get to pic related on first try and die, so buttmad I take a blurred picture of rage
>Progressively get worse with each attempt until I'm dying in the first phase over and over again
>Forced to summon

Never got my ass pushed in by a boss so hard.

Cute!

I know a litteral retard in real life who look exactly like this, he walk the street of my city and ask everyone money. Even if you don't have anything to give he'll keep asking until you firmly ask him to stop.

Ruined orphan for me.

>summon
Weak.

They're fun but the environments are too samey and the rewards are boring. Could be implemented better. I would've really liked to have some chalice levels that aren't an underground cave.

>Reach this boss in the middle of a night-time play session
>End up muting the TV, as I don't want the screams to wake my room-mate, or neighbours

Up there with the screams when you fall off the path during the dream sections of OG Max Payne.

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On your first try? Really? I've gotten my shit kicked in dozens of times by almost every one so far.

>Gehrman
Whoops my mind was thinking of Gasgoine
Fucking doi

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What can bloodborne 2 do to improve besides obvious shit like more weapons / enemies?

>more diverse areas
>actually useful hyper armor on the slower weapons

Yeah. I was just using the saw cleaver and blunderbuss, but I always kept it as upgraded as was possible for that point of the game as early as I could, and I also managed to find some absolutely kickass blood gems that pumped my saw cleaver damage to something retarded like 409 per swing.

Then it's just about S P E E D and aggression, I found generally that just slapping your face into the bosses body and hacking away worked a lot better than trying to dodge or keep distance, which is where I went wrong nine times out of ten.

The Saw Cleaver being fast as fuck also helped.

Saw cleaver is fun as fuck, I kind of regret committing to the axe now.

People keep bigging up the axe, but on my first playthrough at release I got my ass kicked when I used it. It's just so slow.

Not to mention it's boring as fuck.

Axe is fine but for early game the saw weapons will always be better. They are fast, the damage isn't low, "beast" types are typically the harder enemies so you get the serrated damage bonus, and leveling skill increases both the weapon damage and your visceral damage.

It's kind of weird in that one-handed is really lame, but two-handed (especially with the charge-attack) is crazy OP against most regular enemies. Clearing out Old Yharnam with nothing but that attack alone was nuts.

People like the axe because of its huge range, incredible rally potential, and its stupidly powerful charged R2.. The damage isn't anything to get excited about, and as you said the moveset isn't exciting either.

Why not start a new character? You can get to the end of the game pretty fast and can farm jelly bellies in the Lecture Building for tons of Blood Echoes to get to whatever level.

Atleast you played the games. I'm terrified of body horror so all I do is lurk the souls threads thread for many years.

HYPER ARMOUR IS FOR PUSSIES
REAL MEN ONLY MAKE ATTACKS THEY ARE COMPLETELY SURE OF WITH PRIDE

the most secure way of playing with heavy weapons i just abusing jump attacks

>the ultimate form of commitment to an attack, putting your entire body into it with no ability to retake your actions
LIKE A MAN