What does it do again?

What does it do again?

About
Pot of Greed is an infamous card from the popular trading card game Yu-Gi-Oh, which allows the user to draw 2 more cards from their deck and add them to their hand. Online, the card has gained notoriety due the fact that the anime series explains the card’s function every time is used, inspiring several jokes regarding not knowing it’s effect, mostly under the question “But what does pot of greed do?”
Origin
The Pot of Greed first appeared in Yu-Gi-Oh in episode 65 of the anime, “Mime Control, Part 1,”[1] which aired July 24th, 2001 in Japan and March 8th, 2003 in the USA.
Spread
On December 11th 2014, YouTube user Wheeler uploaded a video titled “Pot of Greed in Yugioh” which showed a compilation of the card being used throughout the anime. Every time the card is used, the user explains what the card does. The video has gained over 1 million views (shown below, left)). On December 1st, 2015, YouTuber Millennium Camcorder uploaded a similar video which gained over 79,000 views (shown below, right).
The popularity of the video Yu-Gi-Oh copypasta about the card, which goes:
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.
The copypasta was uploaded to /r/copypasta on April 1st, 2016.[3] The copypasta saw frequent use during April Fools Day 2016 on the subreddit r/hearthstone as the subbreddit was made Yu-Gi-Oh themed for the day (examples shown below). The moment was inquired about on /r/OutOfTheLoop[2] several days later.
On April 16th, 2016, YouTuber RANK10YGO uploaded a 12-minute video humorously over-explaining what the Pot of Greed card does, gaining over 220,000 views (shown below, left). On April 27th, 2017, YouTuber 414YGO uploaded a similar video, gaining over 22,000 views (shown below, right).

I still don't get it.

you draw two cards

gets swole

Allows you to draw a 5

This 5?

PATHETIC

5

Terrible, I'm sending you all to the shadow realm.

Check this 5

Mom's spaghetti

...

NANI

HEART OF THE 5s GUIDE ME

...

no no no NO NO NO

best villain

First you pick up a card from the top of your deck and add it to your hand. Then, if your hand is not empty, you pick up a second card, face down, from the top of your deck. Then, without showing it to your opponent, you look at it, then add it to your hand.

...

>humorously

summons EA when activated

For anyone who doesn't get the joke, in the show they say what the card does every single time it's played (which is a lot) just in case you forgot.

but what DOES pot of greed do?