I'd like to see you do this with your PS4

I'd like to see you do this with your PS4.

There is a time for video games, and a time to be a productive human being. Learn some self control.

Pretty sure my PS4 would kill me faster.

fpbp

Where do you think you are?

Most people don't feel the need to play with brightly colored plastic toys in the tub past the age of six.

I'd like to see you do this with a toaster.

>what is remote play
Not sure why I would play in the bath though since I'm not a fucking retard.

Tendies have to bing bing all the time or they have a tantrum. Why do you think the ds did so well

HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

Sonyfags are this insecure

>user WHY ARENT YOU BEING PRODUCTIVE IN THE BATH?
>b-but mom
>PUT DOWN YOUR VIDEO GAME AND FINISH YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK AND VEGETABLES
>m-mom i'm not even clean ye-
>*throws switch into tub instantly killing son*
>SHOULDVE BEEN MORE PRODUCTIVE RETARD

>link vita to ps4
>do the same thing

Ok now what

>Red Stripe

Mah nigga

Stupid casual.

Are you trying to commit suicide by toaster bath?

What kind of man takes a bath.....?

Soaking in your own filth water like an animal

/THREAD

I never understood how people could take electronics or books or anything really into the bath

imagine all the weeb games you can play

You stop playing because of the unbearable 200ms delay

I wish I had a bath tub

What kind of man has an arm growing out of his stomach?

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I don't think the ampage is nearly high enough to kill you.

Boi he gone and done it

>reddit rocketleague
my dude, welcome to Sup Forums

>being productive in the shower/bath

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

best post

Holy shit, OP is ruined

The kind who isnt insecure

the electronic bubble bath is a patrician way to relax

Hot water relaxes the muscles and sense of touch
Scented Candles relax the sense of smell
a glass of wine relaxes taste
a vidya or video on a tablet relaxes the eyes and ears

Yes like washing the cheeto dust off your neckbeard

Have fun with your lag and stuttering. That feature sucks shit

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Do you people really need to play video games everywhere you go?

>not putting it in a ziploc bag so it doesnt get wet

NINTENDORK!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE YOU NINTENDORKS WITH ALL OF MY LIFE AND ALL OF MY PASSION

NINTENDORK!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINTENDORK!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING FUN>? HAH, WRONG. YOU ARE UGLY YOU FILTHY STINK ANIMAL, YOU NEED A BATH YOU BIG BABY BOY

I HATE YOU AND YOUR KIND YOU RUIN VIDEO GAMES YOU BIG FAGGOTS GO TAKE A BATH YOU BIG FAGGOTS

NINTENDOOOORK

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>this nigga actually ran a bath, set this up, stripped nude and got in said bath, just to make a point

Would this really kill you? Legit question

>get in bath
>realise what a waste of time it is after 20 seconds
>get out

No.

>vita
OH NO NO NO NO

lol what a homo

Maybe you can be productive by actually cleaning yourself in the bath?
>I'll just sit there with my arms and head dry, meaning my hair is unwashed and my pits still stink like shit, but I don't want a wet upperbody or I might damage my videogames!

Because I KNOW you wouldn't have the forethought to shower before getting in the bath, which is, frankly, what you're meant to do.

>Make thread to justify his purchase of a underpowered kids tablet.
>Call others insecure.

Nintendbros really are the most insecure fanbase.

>who isn't insecure

Really? That's a reason? The fuck does insecurity have to do with acting like a child oh wait you bought a switch it makes sense I guess. Not like actual adults take baths or anything

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

See you in three days, sonagger cuck

B A S E D

baths are for relaxing. showers are for cleaning. do you live in the 21st century like the rest of us or

not even sting you. even the toaster theory might not actually work, considering that it would trip the breaker before it could kill you.

WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

Nintendies btfo

not really...

Do you wear your fedora in there too?

>even the tub is nicer
Lmao

?

Why are Nintenbros so obsessed with PS4?

>streaming

not really lmao

Do you half-ass everything? You didn't finish reading my post, and you didn't finish writing yours, so I'm just going to assume you didn't finish forming all those necessary chromosomes either.

Why is every console war thread Sony vs (insert fanbase here)?
Why are you niggers so cancerously toxic?
I get that you're butthurt for getting raped up the ass by Sony, but don't take it out on the rest of us.

There are PS2 games available at the PS Store, so, yeah.

>taking a bath
>not a shower
>not washing every inch of your body while letting your mind wander freely
>not enjoying every warm/hot droplet of water that hits you

>tremendous input lag

ugh, no thanks

MOMMY I WANT MY SWIIIITCH!!
I NEED IT ALL THE TIME!!!!

This

>sonigers actually pretending remote play is comparable

lol

>sitting in your own ass sweat
Baths are disgusting

Wanna play some Rocket League OP?

Nice.

Oh lordy, another one.
>Because I KNOW you wouldn't have the forethought to shower before getting in the bath, which is, frankly, what you're meant to do.

Need a nintendo wojak in a bathtub asap.

i would play my switch in a bath too OP
but i don't
and not because I want to be more "productive" or fear to kill myself with electricity
I don't drag my devices in a tub because of fear damaging them with a steam or condensed water
am I paranoid?
pic somewhat related

ugh that just looks so uncomfortable, why would you be in a bath that long?

You're a great man.

the absolute madman.
Still, you have to resort to a tablet, you can't simply use the ps4.

Is this the same person or is this the new trend?

I know, right? That disgusting input lag is nothing compared to the incredible responsiveness of the solid 19fps the Switch can output in handheld mode.

>Shower
>Having to stand up for minutes on end

tbqh I usually sit on the floor of the shower because Im too tired to stand in the morning, might as well just take a bath

I only bring phone to bath so I can masturbate

Is this why tendies stink so bad? Because they dont wash themselves in the shower?

Agreed

>shower before bath

Imagine being this uptight...
Do you rub hand sanitizer on women's vags before you eat them out too?

>Still, you have to resort to a tablet,

I can't tell if this is some fine subtle sarcasm or just plain idiocy.

>Having to stand up for minutes on end

>fpbp'ing yourself

I thought the whole reason for bathtubs was that you soak in it for ages.
Never understood it myself

This thread started with a nintenbro instigating a console fight though.

>get banned for "instigating a flamewar"
>all of Sup Forums is just one non-stop flamewar
??? you mean they banned moot???

This is the only true answer.
Sadly, steam ruins electronics.
You should never carry such devices with you in a steamy place, unless they are isolated in a platic sealed case .

The PS4 destroyed the Wii U and forced Nintendo out of the console business. They only make tablets now.

>Sony

Why does everyone assume anyone who hates on the switch owns a ps4?

>t. Amerilard

What?
So does the Switchfag.

Why arent these subhumans tossed off the trains?

I know Eurofags have people who go around checking them because when I was in Yurop I kept getting kicked off for not buying tickets

I'd be in the bath all day if the water didn't get cold. Fuck that setup though.

>pretending Remote Play is actually playable

>He doesn't have a massage showerhead
>He doesn't know the joy of sitting underneath a massaging showerhead that gently, yet firmly thrums his back with water
>He doesn't know the joy of leaving the fan off so the room fogs up and turns into a sauna.
>He doesn't know the joy of a cold beer and a hot shower

I would even play my vita in the tub let alone my fucking switch. What the fuck is wrong with you.