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Good. A tv series makes much more sense for a game adaptation than a movie does.
I just hope this licensing deal got them enough money to make the next game.

indeed. I can think of hundreds of way they can make it worse than the movie.

>stick closely to the games
I hope they mean Hitman 2 because the rest of the games have shit/nonexistent stories.

>implying blood money's format of overarching plot with target of the week wouldn't work best for a tv show

Fuck that company. Content is still locked behind online only and they are just shilling more and more.

>Hulu
100% gonna be trash.

>Content is still locked behind online only
>content
two pistols and a rifle? that's what you call content?
also I hope none of you used weapons at all in episodes game

Hitman could actually make a really good TV series. Make each episode a single, self contained contract, with a low key-character arc over the season. Hopefully they don't go heavy on the overarching plot though, it doesn't really work so well.

Why would they get a director known for his gun fight movies to direct a movie about a guy who fires maybe one bullet per job at most?

>bout a guy who fires maybe one bullet per job at most

i fucking hate stealth cucks. you go in guns blazing or you can fuck off

>guy who fires maybe one bullet per job at most
>implying 47 doesn't blow everything SKY FUCKING HIGH

Hitman is good because of the gameplay and many different approaches you can take to accomplish your tasks.
Film can't do that. And unless they do some super zaney shit where he visualizes different approaches in his mind in advance and they actually play them out before proceeding so that we still get multiple different approaches to everything. All of that will be lost. And the Hitman games never really had anything else that was interesting about them.

The only real alternative I can think of to salvage the series at that point would be to heavily disregard the source material and just try to craft something half decent with a premise loosely reminiscent of the original premise. But at that point it would really only be Hitman in name only.

Why does this keep happening to Hitman?
>make movie
>it sucks
>make another movie
>it sucks (supposedly, didn't see it)
>make a series
If I were in the entertainment industry I wouldn't touch it considering the reception it had gotten before.

It's gonna be shit. 47 isn't Wick, he's supposed to be a silent assassin, who uses disguises and shit, and not run and gun.

>Hitman adaption
An action movie/tv series with lots of shootouts but no stealth and without staying at least somewhat true to the source material? Please no.

Actually the director is better known for the visuals, the gunfights are in large part because of /K/eanu.
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Now kid, you know that's not how the vast majority of contracts play out for most people.

b-but Hitman isn't supposed to be action packed r-right? isn't it all about stealth and how canonically nobody even knew the target was actually assassinated?

>considering the reception it had gotten before.
nobody knows about it outside video game community, so tv about hitman might be okay

>silent assassin

>blood money

>play out for most people.
what is even the point if everyone knows who killed who? I wish episodes had same system about notoriety like in blood money

Nope, Hitman canonically fakes his own death and kills literally everyone at his funeral to get people off his trail.

the movie was dogshit, hope this one will better

>from the creator of John Wick
dis gunna be good nigga

Might actually be good, just have every episode be a different contract

>muhh hitman is about stealth

Why does it give me autorifles with tons of ammo and doesn't punish me for going crazy as long as I get the target?

Well... that's something. Hope it turns out good.

>John Wick director
>Hitman
Only similarity between the two characters is that they're professional assassins. I highly doubt a guns-blazing Hitman is canon in any (good) game

It gives you the freedom to do whatever you want, that's the beauty of it.
Blood Money forced the stealth a bit too much though.

To sell to people who like shooting and for reasons unknown pick a stealth game for that

So who will play 47?

its not
Hitman is about being an effective killer by any means
if shooting rokets does the job best, then rockets it is

you were thinking of Cuckassin Greed

This scene better be in it

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Hitman is about getting your target and killing anyone in your way or just stealing clothes and running away.

It's not like Splinter Cell where you actually gotta hide

put Mike in a gym for one year and he will fit perfectly

I hope they finally fucking make the right casting choice after 2 fucking shit films for god sake is not that hard finding a full bald guy, even the VA is like him fuck dammit

Do people only like John Wick because of Keanu?
Seemed like another dull Angry Invincible Man with Guns movie

The dude isn't forced to make every character he directs into John Wick. What a silly thing to say

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VA is too old now

Fucking philistine.

>Incase

If the producers tell him they want the John Wick audience then yeah he is

Why assume that

I don't get it

The costumes would be a retarded mechanic shown irl because no one is dumb enough to let a bald guy they never seen before slip by just because he has the uniform

I bet Hitman is going to be a smooth as fuck actor in real life, gotta translate that game mechanic into something that'd semi make sense in real world

Not really hard to justify a way for 47 to bypass that
He's breddy smard :DDDD

But he’s borderline autistic in the game

The shootouts in the John Wick movies were retarded too but they still worked

I liked John Wick because of the universe and Wick's past. Nothing gives me a hard on like
>small time player does something bad to another person
>that other person is the final boss of the universe
>small time player gets informed and is now doing his best to invent a time machine before final boss arrives
Revenge shit like Asura where powerlevel is determined not by physical strength, but anger/motivation is 10/10

More like the in case of sameface.

Not only that; the plots of Hitman are dumb as fuck, so what even is going to be the point of this?
If Hitman is constantly in gunfights, it defeats the purpose of his character. If he changes costumes and is true to the games, the suspension of disbelief won't last.
Either way the point of Hitman was always the GAMEPLAY. Who the fuck wants to watch somebody else play Hi-
Oh... wait...

I hope it's similar to Fargo.

>You really killed him 47... oh jeez oh gosh..

They are actually making a TV series about Wick's world, too.

And the second Hitman movie was stupid, but I liked it. It's worth a torrent if you want something entertaining to watch for the night. They got 47's brick wall personality right. I always felt that the guy in first movie was too emotional.

Not really. TM showed that he's pretty natural in any role he takes on
His disposition is more anti-social than autistic

They couldn't even get the bald head right. Hitman 2016 was a HUGE piece of shit

It's a nice face.

but john wick was already basically hitman, with a more compelling main character and a better plot.

You mean the movie? Because Hitman TM has the best face

I don't see what your problem is. 47 does look surprisingly convincing in a lot of his costumes, while also looking kind of scary. If if you do suspect something, you can see from his face that he would probably murder you for looking at him wrong, so you don't do anything.

He's like Anton Chigurh (the guy from No counrty for Old Men) with a shaved head.

Yup, even 2016 copied this formula.

speaking of which, we'll never get closure to it are we?

>game gives you an open playground
>you should only use fiber wire
thanks, you're opened my eyes.

I remeber Vin Diesel was once considered for the role

yeah but in-story/canon he never killed anyone who is not a target

I think the only time he did was that mailman and it was during a really dangerous time with the ICA

The movie.
TM 47 is perfect

Now that you mention it, you're right. John Wick as a character and its secret global assassin organization makes for far more interesting television. 47 is good as a vidya character but is too bland for tv.

the second movie sucks harder, at least the first one tried to be close to the games

it's like tomb raider

make it a comedy

Vin Diesel is not the best actor. Have you seen the last few Fast & Furious movies? Sheesh. The guy has one accent and he can't lose it for shit.

>Live action video game anything

This is going to go SOOOO well.

First one was the worse one, if you ask me. 47 was too babyfaced. He didn't fit his baldness. You need a certain kind of face to pull it off right.

Angelina Jolie's Tomb Raiders were good.

>Hulu

Aw shit so close.

Blood Money? You been Absolution

I love this.

>Implying

If I wanted to jerk off I would just go to pornhub.

>Absolution

There's no Hitman game with that name

You have a containment board now. Please stay there

No, the way to do it is to keep you guessing over how 47 is going to kill the mark. Leave red hearings, make you think he's lost control when he's still following a plan, ect. Then at the end you do an Ocean's 11 reveal where everything clicks.

2016 47 had a fucking BUZZCUT
He started a fire fight in the middle of a crowded train station, and missed EVERY single shot. When he finally hits something, it's to shoot a gun on the ground away from the villian. He does this with pin point accuracy, as the only case, but doesn't shoot the fucking villain.
He lets himself be captured in a situation where he has absolutely NO control over what's going to happen.
He tries to help the other female main character, because she is clone like him, with literal superpowers.
He shoots after SWAT in the open, on a street, in broad daylight.

Hitman 2016 was fucking SHIT, okay

Hitman normally isn't about all guns blazing, but there are exceptions. The Funeral and the last mission in Contracts, for example. Or the last mission in the new campaign. Holy shit that gets out of hand quick.

You go off to your cucksite, then, but know that I wasn't talking about Joile's tits when I said her TR movies were good.

The guy whose been the voice of 47 for nearly 18 fucking years would be a nice start. He has the perfect voice and face for the role, hell he's even 6'1, I couldn't tell you why anyone would pick anyone else but him.

47 is canonically asexual. That might actually appeal to the feminist crowd.

Because he's old. He doesn't fit the physical description of 47 at all, other than voice and face, of course
I'm not so sure I mind at this point, though

The story was so engaging that I barely remember what was it about, and action was cringe inducing, what did you find good in that abomination?

>Target is a woman
What now atheist

No they weren't.

he was asexual predator

why else would he kill so many scantily clad women and play around with their dead ragdoll bodies?

>Getting this made over buzzcut

You are making an awful lot of bad judgements. You are like the kids on metacritic who give a game a 1/10 because of one feature that controls their entire opinion of the game. They're like this because most of them are under the age of 25. Before that age, the brain is still developing and learning how to judge things based on more than first impressions. 2016 was an okay action movie and it got 47's character down better than the last one. Full bald just looks weird on 99% of guys.

Clearly, the games are designed for killing women

I hope he doesn't have a romantic interest like he did in that one movie

If you're taste is so bad that you can't recognise a good vidya adapation when you see it (and the TL movies are amoung the best), then there's no point in arguing with you. I can just point to how the reviews were decent and how it was good enough to get a sequel.

> Yup, that me. You may be wondering how I got into that mess...

Then you get more scenes like where the woman dies.

You mean second. The first didn't have one while the second he had this jailbait girl thing.