I work(ed) for EA and just came here to say thanks a lot to all you pretentious fucks for making me lose my job with your refund raids and reddit tier bitching. Also a hearty congrats to all those subhumans who bought the game only to refund it straight away on the same day just to "prove a point." Instead of targetting the game developers and shitbag upper management who are responsible for this mess, people like me will inevitably.get the axe because "we didn't do enough to retain customer loyalty." Never mind us offering you a 25% discount of the game to reconsider, you people just don't care because in your world video games are made by NEETS with endless free time who have no need for paying rent and bills. No one was forcing you to buy the lootboxes when all the in-game content could have been easily acquired for free with a little bit of grinding. I mean, its not like every other game in existence normally expects you to grind to level up and get better gear anyway, but fuck EA amirite xD xD? Only people with money to blow would have bought the lootboxes which was our intended target in the first place. We did our market research, so believe me when I say we NEVER expected ANY of you neckbeards and pirates to pay a single cent on lootboxes, let alone even buy the game anyway. But nope, you people just extrapolated 10 years into the future and assumed that EA (aka Evil Arts) was on a mission to make all games in the future pay to win and enslave kids into gambling based debt bondage ( not that its entirely a slippery slope). So good job everyone! Hope you enjoyed your 15 mins of fame and proud of being a bunch of job destroying fuckheads!
I work(ed) for EA and just came here to say thanks a lot to all you pretentious fucks for making me lose my job with...
did you actually type out this shit bait thinking someone would read all of it?
ITT: things that never happened.
didn't read, get fucked soyboy
I read it. I do agree with some of it but I'm sheep so I'm going to call you a faggot, faggot.
I really wish you did lose your job OP but we all know your a basement dwelling NEET even before all of this
Have some Karen OP always cheers me up
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
You are welcome
25% off? Might buy it OP thanks
LARP thread ?
Why the fuck would you work for the company who won “worst company in America” 2 years in a row. It’s your stupid fault. I’m gonna preorder and refund it like a yo-yo turds just to piss you off.
>I work(ed) for EA and just came here to say thanks a lot to all you pretentious fucks for making me lose my job
Good you stupid faggot, go die. Go ahead and quote me when you bitch to polygon that the big bad internet people are sending death threats to try deflect from the fact that your shit game is evil and deserve to die.
Nice fake posting OP
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The infinitesimally small chance you're telling the truth makes me uncontrollably happy
Maybe now you can get a respectable job.
If this is legit it makes me happy that they're hurting. I know junior developers are not to blame but they a message must be sent that we as a community will not tolerate this.
Here's you change to go work for a studio with integrity.
because I earn more in a day than you'll ever earn in a year in your lifetime
pay to win is unacceptable.
full stop.
TL;DR, fuck off soy goy
I cant imagine that being possible if you worked for EA. I make a decent salary.
Is that a lesbian? How is it possible for a man to look like that
not anymore lmao
>I work(ed) for EA
Stopped reading here. Eat shit, faggot.
had a talk with my friend last night on the validity of people receiving "death threats"
Are these guys just receiving inbox messages with "i hope you kys, fags" or is it stuff like getting pictures of their kids at school type threats. Has there ever been any cases where "death threats" had any action taken? I don't see why people get so buttblasted or feel insecure at words that aren't kind
Not to mention it's not even a guarantee win if you pay. It's like pay to win, but even that "feature" is dishonest.
soy
someone was autistic enough to write this lame bait
upvoted
please tell me this is a copy pasta and you personally didn't write all of it out
>"lol get a job bro!"
>"its a numbers game!"
>after 8 months of rejection, finally get a job in the video game industry at one of the top studios
>"EA? Nice bro congrats!" everyone tells me
>mfw its not soul destroying like it was in retail and banking call centres
>get shit on by reddit and Sup Forums tier refund raids that bankrupt game studio
>"lol its your fault for getting a job there"
I hate humanity.
post "proof" LARPER you worked for EA
>Instead of targetting the game developers and shitbag upper management who are responsible for this mess, people like me will inevitably.get the axe
>We did our market research, so believe me when I say we NEVER expected ANY of you neckbeards and pirates to pay a single cent on lootboxes
You earn £45,000 a day? Wow, I need a job that pays over £16m a year. You hiring?
Next time, say that you worked for DICE. Makes more sense that way.
>I work(ed) for EA and just came here
If legit then go to reddit. Sup Forums is not the main demographic buying EA games.
No you’re just a little bitch. Just get a new video game job, or don’t be a douche and apply to jobs within your area and don’t focus on games. I gave up on my “working for video games ;)” dreams when I graduated high school, and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I was all in to be “that guy” before that.
nobody here buys your shit in the first place nor cares that you lost your job.
>>>/reddit/
>bankrupt EA
If this actually happened then I don't care if you end up starving on the streets, it's worth it.
Not the tastiest pasta, and also too early. Unless you expect people to believe that EA fire people within 24hrs of hearing complaints about a game. Presumably small scale firing as news of mass lay offs travels fast. Only way anyone got fired over this was if they were a massive cunt, like the guy who wrote the Reddit reply for them.
fuckin owled lmao
>imagine losing to reddit in real life
So according to OP, the way business works is that if there is a sudden drop in profits, on the VERY DAY that it happens, people are laid off. Try harder, shithead.
What do you think LARP stands for?
An actual EA employee here, you guys were the best marketing push we've ever had, you unironically spread the word of our new product 10x more than that shitty bible protest we threw together for dante's inferno at literally no cost.
Thank you from the marketing division- E
>removed the refund button
what the fuck is this? it's like the thing from 'Mask' fucked a jar of vegan mayonnaise and gave birth to this.
This post is beyond fake.
can't wait for your AMA
Probabaly since they fired him.
That's why they need micro transactions so bad, if customer service staff are being paid millions.
I genuinely hope somebody today get's Fired in EA, kills themselves and writes a suicide note blaming EA. Hell if I had a job at EA I'd do this just to fuck EA up
Not defending the shit devs but why don't people go after ea themselves like the ceo, vp etc... they are the ones who push the decisions and who to get rid of, I've seen a lot of shit get thrown at the devs but never the big guys in charge, are people afraid of them or something ?
larping is bad
Proof or fake.
>bankrupt ea
i'd sacrifice first world countries to see that happen. no regrets.
I guess you should just kill yourself.
You can redeem yourself by going on a shooting spree at their headquarters
On the off chance this post is real... I hope you go homeless, enjoy unemployment bitch.
you're lying, but
dont work for EA faggot
>We never expected any of you to pay money for this stuff
>The fact you didn't pay money for this stuff means EA is firing us for not meeting expectations
Nice pasta, but it contradicts itself.
You are evil and you deserve it.
>I work(ed) for EA
There's your first mistake, chucklefuck.
Then why should we feel sorry you?
lol apparently not anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHA anytime m8!
I hope this is true.
Get fucked.
Good sir, even if you actually did work for EA, you at least have your foot in the door for the industry. Besides, you worked for EA, the guys who give you just enough rope to hang yourself with. The guys who in the same breath said that the Industry is recession proof, and laid off 600 employees. The whole lootbox thing is the least of your worries if you honestly believe that was the cause of your unemployment.