Play tf2

>play tf2
>deliberately play bodyshot sniper
>taunt every kill
>remain unbanned

Heavy mains are noobs
Soldier mains are tryhards
Scout mains are annoying cunts
Spy mains are weebs
Pyro mains are furries and bronies
Sniper mains are edgy cod kids
Engie mains are fedora nerds trying to copy Dane
Medic mains are thots or attention whores
Demo mains are retarded spammers that takes no skill

Fuck this game, everyones a piece of shit.

>Everyone claps

>play friendly heavy
>watch as people get butt mad over me for doing nothing
>I got kicked from competitive

Real neato bandito

>use the same character everytime
>remain unbanned
>spray obscene things
>unbanned
>trash talk the enemy
>UNBANNED
>you will never fall for blizzdrones memes
life is good.

Sprays are local, dumbass, nobody sees them.

>he don't make his sprays global
you gotta step up your game user.

not him but I have furry taint balls and cock sign posts I beat people with.
UNBANNED

Sniper as a whole is my single most hated thing in the game. I unironically think all sniper players are scum. And it's not that playing sniper turns you into scum, you had to be scum in the first place to even pick this class.

Thanks mate.

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??? How come there's a folder full of other people's sprays then?

>really like all the classes in TF2
>so bad that I an only play a heavy or engie

a-at least MVM lets me have fun

I once went 131 and 9 with 110 headshots as sniper on gold rush. I thank God everyday for allowing me to be a competitive cs god who can shit dumpster kids in tf2. Once went like 250 and 30 with Saharan spy and dead ringer on some cp map. What a good game. Shame it went f2p and they ruined spy.

How evil are you Sup Forums?
>team have 7 spies
>pick spy

>play piss rifle sniper
>get accused of hacking

You can start playing pyro now, with jetpack and backburner you get kills for nothing.

can be unfun to play against desu
a good scout can make me angry like nothing else however

cl_playerspraydisable 0
r_spray_lifetime 2

Thank me l8r.

>top the board as sniper
>30 kills
>17 assists
>3 headshots
It's so easy.

At least a scout is working for it and fights for his own life. Sniper is just a piece of shit coward.

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That leaves Demoknight mains as the true cool kids on the block.

>all spies disguise as allied heavies
>enemy pyro runs away at the sight of them

And you are worse than every one of them combined

>sprays are local
Is this some new shit? Obviously I haven't played since manconomy update and hopefully nether have you but that was never true.

Remember neotf and the spy hoverboard in tfc? This one time on I think crossover?? An engi built a giant tower of default sentries above their entrance and I flew along and touched them all turning them into tesla coils and they couldn't leave their base lol

Sprays are currently broken in Valve matchmaking servers. If you've seen a player's spray on a community server you'll be able to see that specific player's spray but that's it.

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>Tfw I pre-ordered the Orange Box and the Heavy is still my favorite class to play

its just common sense

Dumb phoneposter.

>Halloween map collecting souls for points near end of the event
>8 Pyros on the team
>Join them
>We won twice

Just one more week, one more week and I can actually get the tf2 items that I traded for. T-Thank you for the security measure that holds my items for half a month that's enabled by default and I'm not warned about until I actually wanted to trade for something Gayben.

And now I have to look at my phone and enter a code every time I want to login to steam

does anyone have the readable version of this?

Fighting good scouts is fun though
Gibbing scouts with a direct rocket/grenade is the most satisfying thing.

>Want to play some upward
>Always get matched against an autistic sniper main with a pocket vacc medic
Fuck snipers in general. Saw one yesterday that had a medic uber him whenever he took ANY damage.

context:
virginwatch
>blizzard bans for racist and offensive stuff
chad fortress
>demo dressed up as a plane holds a picture of 9/11
>scout holds "women mustnt vote"
>medic holds "burn the quaran"
>sniper holds "gas all trannies"
>demo holds "blacks commit crime"
>heavy holds something about gays
>pyro holds something about jews

Its the same 2 screenshots that have been showing up like 9 fucking billion times per day for the last week since it happened.

BUMP

real nibba right here

And another thing Sup Forums,

Your
Ugleh

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It's been so long since I've played on Degroot Keep I forgot there was a word filter, goddamn I love TF2.

Pyro removed from tf2 when?

>recently pyro update
>lots of retards playing pyros
>thinking theres a chance that they will delete them

Am gonna glue my dick on yer face

>snigger
BANNED

>play tf2
>feels like a completely different game compared to what I remember
>close game

DO NOT DO IT

>be Spy
>get taunted at once
>haunt you forever

>all team of heavies
>stomp enemy for 3 rounds straight
>only stopped because they all ragequit and auto team balance took effect

>[dead ringer spy] wants to duel!
I'm so glad DR is dead.

Hey, overalls
You
Suck

tbqh, when gg ez got filtered it made me want to say it even more. It just feels even more trollish when you type a full sentence about the game being easy.

"Great game everyone, but maybe you should actually try next time BLU/RED" feels a lot more infuriating to see if you were getting dominated and slaughtered all game

*charging demoman sound*

*activates Mppph near you*

>enemy team freezes and is silently betting who's going to kill the phlog the instant his taunt ends

*walks away*
Nothin personnel, kid

*places 3 stickies underneath you during your taunt*
heh nothin personnel laddie

one of the best parts about TF2 is that you can do and say virtually anything you want and Valve doesn't give a half-ounce of fried shit.
This lead to a game where everyone is finding and using new and interesting ways to mock you for dying to them.

>team is well balanced, has 1 of every class but med
>go battle medic
I'M SPINNING OUTTA CONTROL

I like to play sniper when the team has heavies and medics.

>Last point on offense on some really long Payload map, like Frontier
>Place tele entrance at our spawn
>Build the exit at our first spawn
>Fuck off and kill retarded enemy scouts and pyros with my mini sentry and shotgun

Medieval mode was flawed from its inception.

>A pyro airblasts me during the phlog taunt, giving me full movement while still ubered
>Demo dets, I go flying without any damage taken
>Land on escaping medic and remove half of the enemy team

thank god for moronic pyros

*blocks your path*

>Build a teleporter entrance
>Never build an exit

you can't be pushed around while taunting with phlog anymore.

This just happened to me a week ago, post Jungle Inferno

granted I was taunting on a moving cart and got pushed by an explosive, but the same effect happened; uber pyro with phlog crits

>play scout
>kill top scoring player on enemy team, then taunt
>"oh look a scunt"

>teammate about to burn to death
>don't extinguish him
LOCK ME UP

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You fucking loser, it's just cause you suck. I play vanilla loadout sniper and wreck shit.

>build the exit at the spawn and the entrance at the frontline

please tell me theres more of these virginwatch vs chad fortress memes i wanna make a master compilation

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That's fucking evil.

How many hours does Sup Forums have logged?

4.6k Heavy main here.

So where is Scout from?

4.8K hours Sniper main.

>start vote to kick
>convince team to kick him
>literally do this to every player on my team
>mfw this has worked more than once

Boston slums

Boston.

1.2k demo/snipe

I'll never know how many hours I spent on the game since I originally put a fuckton of time into the console version. And then when I moved onto the PC version I idled a lot hours in, and I reset my class playtime every few years until I realized it also reset my achievement progress.

>friendly heavy on my team
>disguise as a friendly heavy
>backstab enemies
>the other team now shoots down any friendly

All you have to do is call a random vote and say "user is hacking" in chat and they'll get kicked 9/10th of the time. Happens to me randomly every now and then, fuck you.

1.6k hours, I don't even know who I main, but my stats say I play Soldier, Engineer, Demoman, and Pyro the most.

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>People add me on friend list only for my unusual
>Ask me how much I want
>Tell them
>They delete me from my friend list
Jesus, it's like they have no clue about what "negotiating" is.
Of course I ask for something higher than normal, because I want you to negotiate.

6.2k
soldier main

1.1k Demo main, only have been playing since 2016

>always spamming voice lines while I play
>Teammates can tell when a Spy is me because hes not spamming Dispenser Here

>build tele in random shitty place
>enemy spy feels the need to sap it and alert me to his presence
>pop out of hiding and kill the spy

That's pretty fucking clever, props

2.8k Spy main.

>playing medic
>pocket a soldier
>theres a scout trying to kill us both
>dude straight up shoots anything except the scout for 20 seconds missing every shot before getting him with a crit rocket
>sarcastically press c+7 to say "nice shot!"
>soldier turns to me for a good 2 seconds, says nothing

I did this last night on Hightower to a rare Duck Demo. He kept getting pissed because he was a friendly that was laying sticky traps by spawn doors. But was always in a position where I could shoot him.

Had a moment where he could clearly see me as he lay'd his stickies by the spawn door I was at, so I walked up to those doors, scoped and charged with my Star Shooter, and BAM! Head shot him at point blank.

And of course I taunted every time too with my favorite Sniper Taunt to use.