Chicken Chan's ultra game come out this week! It will have ultra chicken! WHY ARENT YOU GETTING IT?!

Chicken Chan's ultra game come out this week! It will have ultra chicken! WHY ARENT YOU GETTING IT?!

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Because i have not had the desire to play a pokemon game in about a decade

I'm busy playing fangames and romhacks

>buying soyboy-core games
Fuck off

I stopped playing Pokémon when I was 15.

>mom reddit taught me a new word look how badass I am now XD

spot the soyboy

MILFS>lolis prove me wrong

But I am

XY were pretty awful, which made me stay away from S&M, which looked to be even worse. I'll hold out for the switch game in hopes that it isn't shit.
Stop trying to force this meme you newshit.

>soyboy
The fuck?

Lillie is cuter.

Faggot

Yet I want to fuck her mom more.

I got the normal chicken game and it wasn't that great. I really don't feel the need to get the same game again just because there's a couple more things at the endgame I never reached in the first place.

Becaused they removed lillie's scene in the execcutor island, removed the motherbeast battle, the battle agency is a crappy battle factory, hau was made even mote annoying and replaces based kukui as the main story final boss and comes with a crappy remix.

>90% of the game is basically just SM again, including all the same damn cutscenes, actual changed parts of the story aren't significant enough to be worth the pricetag
>removed Mother Beast battle
>replaced Kukui battle with another Hau fight for the championship
>Lillie's character arc is lessened, she doesn't even go with you to Exeggutor Island and the changes to the story make the Nebby relationship seem less personal
>shitty Battle Factory clone that manages to be far worse than the original
>only postgame is the 1 hour long Rainbow Rocket thing, which is just a few puzzles and generic, uninteresting dialogue (except Cyrus and Dennis)
>all the new areas are either hallways or fucking nothing; Ultra Megalopolis is literally just a long hallway, the Pikachu Valley that was shown off so much in trailers is a tiny circle that serves no purpose other than to give you a Z Crystal
>areas that appeared unfinished in the original SM are still barebones; Wela Volcano is still just a series of warps, Lake of the Sunne/Moone are still blocked with rubble everywhere, golf course still inaccessible, etc.
>NPCs are put to even worse use than in SM; Kahili literally shows up once when you find the Flynium Z, shows you the dance, then fucks off until the Elite 4, Anabel and Looker have their subplot completely abandoned and nothing is done with them, etc
>"The Alola Gym Project has started!"
I will say that the new Pokemon are pretty nice at least. Like SM, the game isn't horrible, and if you didn't play the originals it's probably worth a go, but it's not worth $40 for the same game as last year. Fuck Jewfreak.

Because i am not a faggot, fucking shill

your loss, if you want nostalgia go back to your gba shit

Because i already played it.

>gba games
>shit
spotted underage faggot with no tastes

>if you want nostalgia
What the fuck does that even mean? Where the fuck did I mention GBA games?

>which looked to be even worse
SuMo is universaly considered a significantly better game. But if you have gripes with the design philosophy of modern pokemon in general I suppose you'd better keep keeping your distance.

been in this ride since 1999 you can go fuck yourself Sup Forumsermin

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>B team game
No thanks, I'm ready to play in HD

If being a nostalgiafag means I can get quality games like the GBA ones over shit like XY, then hand over the rose tinted glasses, Kalosperm.

>universally considered to be a better game
I've read nothing great about S&M.

Who's the best poke-mom?
SuMo came in guns blazing in that regard.

Kike

>, Kalosperm.
full retard
should filter all pokemon threads on Sup Forums with how ignorant the teens here are

>Same game like Emerald/Crystal etc
>Split into 2 this time
>changes for plot content is shit
Get bent.

Neck yourself, shill. The games have been going downhill since gen 5.

Because it's shit just like S/M and ORAS

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lusamines ultra pusy

it's like a shitty bootleg version of cuck

SuMo best mom. not enough art of her

LUSAMOMMY

>some faggots call SM SuMo
>people revert to typical gen game naming thing when USUM comes out
what's the point

This is now a mommy GF thread.

Literally only redditors used SuMo, because "SM sounded too sexual". Seriously, that's the reason they decided to use SuMo despite it making no sense compared to the usual gen abbreviations.

>not controlling dominant yet coddling woman
piss off

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She's over 40 isn't she? That's a granny.

Meh. That's just generic dialogue, it doesn't match Lusamine at all.

Alola mom is actually an infamous cat trainer well known in Kanto. Meowth is a badass apparently.

But cuck is already the shitty bootleg version of literally any insult with a shred of imagination

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Not enough art of any of them, with the exception of probably Lusamine and Cynthia.

Although, even those two are dragged down significantly if you disconsider gross, hairy/smell and futa art. I wonder why that happens to those two characters...

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It sort of depresses me that, despite what a lazy job USUM is, it'll still sell like wildfire. Gamefreak will never have incentive to make good games again.
Bring back Morimoto please

Why fight?

>ywn have sex with her daughter while mommy teaches her how to please a man

I only JUST got into pokemon, I've been playing platinum and I'm getting a 3DS soon because of christmas
how different is USUM or SM to platinum? is it worse?

Dont heared of the leaks? Fuck off the game is the same shit

This 1000% they are like the least innovative "3rd" versions

How are you liking it user? What gym are you up to?
A lot of people regard Platinum as top 3 or 4 of the main games. SM/USUM are definitely worse in my opinion. They're not terrible games, but they definitely have a ton of issues.

platinum is a pokemon game
SM is a jrpg aimed at kids, that also has pokemon in it

Prepare your anus for cutscenes every fucking minute

if it was ported to a system that has a screen with a decent resolution, sure I'd get it.

Is this shit true? I'm trying to figure out how significant the changes are for this, and it seems that we already saw all the changes in the trailers pretty much.

I've completed the third gym

Ultra Chicken?!?

Shhhh! He is legend!

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Hey kid you want to try out DP?

It's all true, yes. Unless you're a competitivefag who wants the new Pokemon, it's honestly not worth it at all.

Probably to make them imediately recognizable among the other abreviations.

Like RuSa, that could be mistaken for Red and Silver. Of course those two belong to different generations, but it's still faster for your brain to interpret if you make it RuSa or SuMo.

But of course ultimately anybody with a strong opinion either way is probably an autist.

whenever I see this I just picture the fucking pokemon growling "SOOU-UUNND!"
it's unintentionally hilarious

>>"The Alola Gym Project has started!"
are you fucking kidding me

Thanks for saving me 40€ then I guess. New pokemon is just old pokemon but with that alola stamp, right? Because I only care about having a complete dex which I already had.

So, if I wanna play it just for the cute girles and comfy adventures I'm better off playing Sun/Moon?

This I'm a sometime /vp/ guy but it's a fucking shit show there with people already admitting the game is garbage

Is Ultra the same as Black/white 2?
Or is it like Plat for diamond and pearl?

Nah, there are actually a few new Pokemon. Three new Ultra Beasts, one with an evolution as well, and a new Mythical. Also, Necrozma has three new forms.

If you haven't played the original SM at all, you might as well just get USUM. In some ways it's worse, but overall it's a slightly enhanced experience, just not worth the price for anyone who already played SM.

>but it's still faster for your brain to interpret if you make it RuSa
Absolutely not considering RSE is so easy and ingrained. It's just SM and USUM.

Because I'm not paying for the same game I've already beaten just to play an extra hour of nostalgia bait

The music is good though

youtube.com/watch?v=CVAWlEJ065g

The latter

Also no new Alola forms.

>when most of these worked fine with two entries for initials abbreviations or exist with 3 entries in same region
>When there's no other entry with SM as an initial and the naming coincidence would probably make it stick out more
I just don't get the point outside of the S&M thing.
>RuSa for Ruby and Sapphire
People called it RuSa before emerald?
Yeah, only really 2 girls got added in this game but by the sound of it you're not missing much that art and porn can remedy

It's like Platinum but it manages to add less than Platinum/Emerald/Crystal did

>Nah, there are actually a few new Pokemon. Three new Ultra Beasts, one with an evolution as well, and a new Mythical. Also, Necrozma has three new forms.
Oh right, forgot about the fucking legendaries. I'm just going to gamble they'll be easy to get with wondertrade on the switch one then, or they'll be in the second version when they rehash the shit out of the first game and include nostalgiabait legendaries in wormholes again.

If XY/ORAS is anything to go by, Jewfreak won't even make the original SM compatible with the new Pokemon. Enjoy spending $40 to use Stakataka!

I'll only be booting SM up to get Marshadow still. I don't care that I won't get to use them soon, I just want a living dex because I'm an idiot.

Best summary yet, screencap this and post it in every usumo thread from now

Can we all agree the game should've never switched from sprites to 3d models and from grid to free movement?

>"The Alola Gym Project has started!"
And just like that I get to save $40.

No, I mean there's a fairly decent chance SM won't even be able to trade for the actual new Ultra Beasts and Mythical, considering XY wasn't updated to support ORAS's new Megas (and thus couldn't even battle them). If so, you'd have to wait for Pokemon Switch to truly fill your living dex.
Speaking of which, still no National Dex ingame, sadly.

>If so, you'd have to wait for Pokemon Switch to truly fill your living dex.
Which is what I said I was going to do.

>Alola Gym Project
What?

Is beedrill in aloha yet
>that whole fuck up with ORAS in the day and age where patching exists
How did they do Giratina's thing again?

lol it's you againtop forcing your shitty memes

Never realized I wanted a mommy gf until now

It just reverted back, and couldn't be traded with its sphere iirc

Me too man, I'm sick of literally ALL girls being submissive and wanting someone who can provide for them and threat them like princess, not even feminism has helped with this shit.

>Is beedrill in aloha yet
No
Newly added families are Ekans, Seel, Lickitung, Omanyte, Kabuto, Hoothoot, Natu, Mareep, Aipom, Pineco, Dunsparce, Heracross, Remoraid, Houndour, Smoochum, Larvitar, Mawile, Electrike, Corphish, Baltoy, Lileep, Anorith, Kecleon, Shuppet, Tropius, Clamperl, Buneary, Mime Jr., Mantyke, Basculin, Scraggy, Zorua, Minccino, Frillish, Elgyem, Mienfoo, Druddigon, Golett, Pawniard, Larvesta, Litleo, Flabébé, Furfrou, Inkay, Skrelp, Clauncher, Tyrunt, Amaura, Hawlucha, Dedenne and Noibat.
>still no Bellosom
>despite an NPC one appearing ingame and it's mug being splattered all over
JUST

Could a platinum player use the origin form online against the DP player or would it not work?
>none of those rocks too
Man GF get away with everything

All I want to know is if the post game is actually worth it or not.

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99% sure they wouldn't, been ages since I last touched platinum

>add Smoochum and Jynx
>don't give them a hula dancer aloha form
It was the perfect chance to do this and they blew it.

He's referring to the building in Hau'Oli.
There's a full reproduction of Lt. Surge's Gym that you can rematch, and the proprietor of the place says he wants to build some more some day. That's it. The actual line is never stated.