HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME.

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>it's another cringy reddit activism changes nothing episode

>YES PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH EA I LOVE IT SO MUCH

I MADE MY MISTAKES

Yeah, as we all know game reviews affect literally nothing. That's why game publishers go through so much effort to ensure their product gets reviewed well.

>redditors literally complaining that it takes too long to unlock heroes

Professional reviews matter. You guys don't. Important difference.

I'm loving this drama ironically

Oh, of course. It would have reviewed at seventy fucking eight with over half the reviews trashing the microtransactions if nobody gave a shit about the lootboxes, am I right?

You're a genuine fucking retard.

An unironic "we did it reddit" post on Sup Forums. What a time to be alive.

Option 1: spend 7 bucks to unlock instantly (but don't worry you can unlock them via....)
Option 2: grind for 50 hours

This is the problem, it's clearly made to support the pay to win model

>I hate redditors so much that i'll let myself get fucked in the ass to prove a point.

>Option 1: spend 7 bucks to unlock instantly
Literally not true you fucking sheep. You literally can't pay to unlock these heroes people pretend to care about.

Finally someone says it
Fuck reddit

>Professional reviews matter. You guys don't.
WHAT IS METACRITIC USER SCORE

Irrelevant. Like I said.

>shitting on EA products
>in any way related to Reddit
I guess you weren't here when EA was voted worst company in the US several years in a row due to our ''reddit tier'' activism. Despite Reddit being literally who at that point.

EA cocksuckers like you are the lowest of the low.

You have so much ammo to tear into this game with and you say lies instead. Reddit tier comment

gamespot.com/reviews/star-wars-battlefront-ii-review-in-progress/1900-6416810/

Gamespot being not shit for once.

>reddit says that shit tastes bad!
>I'll prove them wrong!!
come on man, when even those retards say it's bad

This.

The worst part about all this is that it's even framed in a way that will ultimately benefit EA.
It's basically constructive criticism. People are saying, "Don't make me play too much to unlock something," when they should be saying, "Fuck your loot-boxes, I'm smarter than a rat in a goddamn Skinner box."

$0.05 has been deposited into your savings account for gender reassignment surgery. Keep up the shilling, Joanna.

Man, can't wait to boot it up this friday, gear up on some crates and dominate redditors and poorfags

This. Redditors will buy this now thinking their little downvotes fixed it but lootboxes are still p2w and I'll buy a shitload just to spite them (and to rape them with superior cards).

>user reviews are so irrelevant that publishers had to beg Valve to delete negative reviews
Sure thing kiddo.

Being contrarian is literal child behavior, you fucking 8 year old.

>cuckold shills so desperate to save their companies reputation they have to resort to samefagging to survive.

They know about EA having daily caps on what you can unlock now instead of the 40h grinding

They ain’t fooled, surprisingly

>STILL can't choose the faction you want to play
>Now can't even choose the map you want to play, which you could in EA Battlefront 1

And how would you describe your motivations for reflexively hating on the new battlefront game without properly knowing what you pretend offends you?

>Gamers are Entitled the Chart

b-but you can be a black female stormtrooper!

>if you don't think a lame-brained le personal army metacritic downvoting campaign for a literally who EA game is epic for the win, you're a corporate cocksucking bootlicker apologist

Jesus Christ. Fucking relax.

Not the same guy, but user reviews like this are all easily manipulated and this game is the perfect example. Obviously it shouldn't be that low by any standard, also an example on how democracies fail, "hehe drumpf is gonna gas Mexican you Nazi." Same type of people. Sales will be great for this game just as how trump won the election. Loud retards don't matter.

Until people star firebombing these faggots nothing will happen.

Why do devs do this? Can they not accept that some maps just won't be played?

DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

>finish campaign in 5 hours on hardest difficulty
>refund game

thanks

>Sup Forums is so frightened of Reddit that they will swallow EA's semen
I HATE THIS BOARD

You woulda has me if you didn't say "literally who EA game", it's fucking star wars and EA you fucking idiot, the biggest franchise and the biggest corporate nightmare

As a consumer, I trust user ratings more than professional ratings. Anyone who rates videogames for a living has very little in common with me other than we're both employed.

>refund game

Oh you sweet summer child

MAYBE I'M FOOLISH

You think the kids who raid user review sites are productive adults? Lol.

>When you've gone so far down the shitposting ironic rabbit hole that you literally defend this shit and create a sub party of backlash again the backlash that anyone who isn't in the shitposting meta will see as genuine support for EA
I like memes too guys but there's a time for this shit and now isn't it.

Redditors, that's how.

I'M ONLY HUMAN, I MAKE MISTAKES!

>Positive thought out review
>vs
>Negative OMG LOOTBOXES refunding LUL
What makes you believe kids are apart of these raids?

What makes me think children are the ones acting chilike? Faith in humanity I suppose. But of course I realise children come in all ages.

Post yfw you're playing the original BF2 over this trash

How's the gameplay?

the user reviews for pc are pretty good

>muh secret club contrarianism

Top notch unironically. Its just the lootboxes

EAfront 2

generic shooter

unironically fpbp

how many times do you dumb fucks need to be taught this lesson?

>YES PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH EA I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Fuck off shill

>All those reddit threads telling people how to cancel their preorder
>November 2017
>Still preordering games

Reddit thinks they’re making a difference, but they’re still just as retarded of a consumer as they ever were.

How will you rape them if they don't buy the game?

>le shit in mouth meme
Love it! So funny and on point like everything can be compared to shit into mouth ahaha. Except all the smart stuff you and I do of course.

>he tricked himself in to thinking EA wouldn't immediately jump on the loot box train
fuck off underage

I have a feeling they might. You could call it intuition.

That is the opposite of what im saying

>Buying games

They'll still buy it.

They deserve what they get then. I haven't bought an EA game in years.

THERE'S A LITTLE BLACK SPOT ON THE SUN TODAY

then why all the hyperbolic reddit activism? if you unironically voted for EA to receive that golden turd award then just kys

>if 25 retards on a boycott buy is everyone buys it

MW2 sold a lot less on PC than COD4

>Still on 78
How much is EA paying them?

thats because it stopped being its own thing and become not-reddit. Now its just "reddit likes thing so we don't like thing"

>Professional reviews matter.
No, they don't really matter either. Destiny got shit reviews (rightly so, game is garbage), and it still sold like hotcakes to retards.

>games

t. EA

>redditors pre-order EA games

Checks out

>we at Sup Forums video games must like everything Sup Forums, reddit, and normies hate
never change Sup Forums- Bitch ass niggers

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>People complaining about EA jewish practices as some sort of revelation when it's been happening since BF3
Redditors will still buy it and eat that shit up because they can't afford to miss out on the newest Star Wars game like the sheep they are.

>caring about an EA game

t. underage
>unironically believing EA is the WORST company in America because they overcharge for their shitty vidya
you're a fucking embarrassment

This guy is right, here is a user review

""EA" is an evil empire, which not only buys studios, and then closes them, but also destroys what was created over the years. but while gamers will buy lutboksy nothing will change, reports of publishers show that the profit from lutboks is more than from the sale of AAA projects, it is necessary to boycott all games with lootboxes from any studios"

He doesn't even mention the game he is 'reviewing', it's just people pissed off about EA's lootboxes, shitty PR, and other awful decisions.

EA was the most vulnerable company for that kind of bad publicity. What the fuck does a bank or goddamned Monsanto care if some shitty poll said they were mean? They don't have to change shit, they provide needs. EA provides luxury items, nobody requires EA's products to continue their lives. EA is more vulnerable to bad press by an order of magnitude.

>Reddit hates microtransactions
>Because of this Sup Forums defends microtransactions and EA trash

>post yfw Sup Forums is so deep in the contrarian pit they go out of their way to defend EA

Boringfest

Stop posting this, we are here to laugh at EA not act like shills and ridicule anons laughing at EA like angry EA emplo-

oh.

>mfw playing Titanfall 2
>mfw remembering EA will be producing Titanfall 3

>Pre-ordering games
>pre-ordering EA games
>pre-ordering Star Wars games

You get what you deserve, if you did any of these and fucking forbid you did all three I sincerely hope EA cucks you hard because you deserve it and I'm glad Leddit are getting anally devestated for it.

How long do you give Respawn until they're shut down?

>implying I don't defend EA because most people on Sup Forums sperg out over battlefront
That you started unironically picking up your dumb opinions on reddit doesn't matter to me. But I'll use it.

Fpbp

>literally admitting that you support EA just to be a contrarian

>Only people from Reddit could be against microtransactions

Enjoy your self-insert socially aware protagonist with cheesy lines.

This

It is fucking retarded.

Sup Forums is just jelly, no one pays attention to this shithole and all you faggots are the reason why.

Sup Forums you could not be any more contrarian jesus christ

>reddit hating on EA
>WTF I LOVE EA NOW

POST YFW YOU DIDN'T BUY BATTLEFRONT II

>EA was the most vulnerable company for that kind of bad publicity.
well evidently fucking not

I'm TIRED of laughing at EA you retard
It's been fucking years and some of you faggots never learn
The whole EA fucked a major release rodeo is old news by now and just depresses me because all they need to do is stick a Star Wars (tm) skin on their shitty products and people STILL pre-order, and all the negative backlash is just twisted to make the community at large look bad

Kill yourself you retarded fucking shill