Have you ever met a girl at GameStop?

Have you ever met a girl at GameStop?

She has two 3DSes. So she’s probably trading Pokémon with herself.
If this was a guy, this would look super pathetic, but since she’s an attractive girl it’s not.
What the fuck.

Yes, when I was like 12 I went to gamestop to buy halo 2 and the goth qt cashier said I was cute.

no they all look like crackheads

Quick, come out with your story of being sexually harassed and sue gamestop.

yeah she was a cashier. i did the "you too" autist thing after buying a copy of scribblenauts

When I worked there I had a few legbeards try and flirt with me.

If it was an attractive guy it wouldn't be so bad. Most gamers just treat their bodies like shit and are pathetic in general.

>attractive

She's bony and flat. She just looks decent compared to the usual whales.

I had a wet dream about her a few times, does that count?

Standard girl at GameStop all look like this...

>c cup tits
>flat

the absolute state of hamburgers

>going to Gamestop
>playing games INSIDE Gamestop

I haven't seen an attractive man at my gamestop in years

>bony
>flat
Dude, she’s healthy and easily a C cup

Yes, quite a few. However, they've always been too young. No, not too young for me, but too young to even consider the possibility of it going anywhere if i struck up a casual conversation. Eye candy, but that's about it.

The others I've met there have been older women, cougars, but those huge fucking diamond rings on their fingers suggest that the two or three games they buy for their 10-12 year old sons while they're there cost less altogether than the lunch they had earlier in the day.

*tips fedora

They say lots of rape victims have orgasms.

Yeah, that's the thing to take from it.

The manager at my local keeps trying to get at me. She actually seems pretty nice, and is kinda sorta cute...ish. Her face though, its so greasy. Like just smeared a pizza slice all over that shit greasy. I just can't into that. Least I get some extra discounts and free shit for being nice to her. Seems like she could be friend material, but I know she is going to want more so it can't work.

I managed to fuck a girl I met at GS once.

She was nice but incredibly autistic.

fuck her from behind
while you use her back to hold your 3ds as you
level up on DQVIII

someone post the 3/10 would not bang macro

Someone post the video of that gamestop chick blowing someone in the back room in her uniform

I'm happy they're was a guy working the counter last time I went, would have been weird asking for Bing Bing Wahoo from girl

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Fucking autistic thread.

can't really tell well from that angle, but she is kinda cute i suppose. but just being cute isn't enough. she probably stinks, or has armpit & leg hair, is legitmately autistic, speaks in memes, has one of those 'lol so quirky' personalities, all of the above, etc. you don't know. either way if you sit on a floor in public with two 3ds', you're going to get judged either way

It's only weird if you're socially inept

That is not the correct meme, my good man.

Yeah bro like buying mario game ugh like so embarrassing right ugh.

I think its probably because you're fat disgusting virgin weeb.

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My first girlfriend was my manager at Gamestop who I worked under.

Actually Mario is easy to ask for from a girl cause it’s one of the few series that most women who play games enjoy.
It ain’t like running into a dude or cashier who will laugh at you for playing a “kiddie” game

At the GS i go to there's this one cashier i see every now and then, one day i fumbled when trying to say the title of a game and from then on whenever we see eachother we start talking about fake made-up games as a joke.

That had to be against company policy.

All the time when I worked there, they were just as bad as the men if not worse

God I fucking hated working at that shitshow

Yep. But it's fucking Gamestop and I was 19.

When I bought Dark Souls, she asked if I knew it was hard. I told her I'd beaten the first one and to fuck off and git gud

I was a pretty edgy 14 year old

There has been a few different female employees working at the GS I usually go to. Surprisingly, they weren't fat chicks. And when it comes down to it, they aren't much different than the male employees that work there. They just got a hole instead of a pole. I was gonna included tits, but some of the guys have tits too.

The females don't tend to stay very long tho.

Last time I went the cashier was sort of cute. Had dyed turquoise hair, but she was pale as fuck

At the same time I'm not autistic enough to try and get with someone I'm having minimal interaction with.

There's a podcast a coworker recommended to me about that, with notable titles such as Burnout, With Horses and Basketball Ignoring Simulator.

Something tells me you are still underage

>Playing DQVIII on the 3DS in the year of our lord and savior jesus christ two-thousand seventeen

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Basic math should tell you that

The last time I went to a GameStop was on 11-11-11 to get Skyrim. It was a mistake in every way possible.

Spot the virgins.

hahaha I replied to everyone now what

He's not wrong tho.

Yeah at my old local shop there was this girl that worked there that would always try to super sweet talk me into getting extras to sign up for their bullshit like I was already hooked on her bait before she even opened her mouth. Fuck. All I wanted was Zelda.

People fuck their managers ALL THE TIME.