How can a kid's card game physically harm someone?

How can a kid's card game physically harm someone?

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idk but i used to steal yugioh cards from kids in my middle school

When said game involves ancient Egyptian magic, powerful Egyptian artifacts, and prophecies. Also when someone like Kaiba (the richest person on the planet) exists who takes the game so seriously that he advances the world/society through Yu-Gi-Oh. The guy built a fucking device to literally go to another dimension and duel Atem in the afterlife or some shit, he even had a space elevator and floating space station.

because it's not just a kids card game

Because it's Ancient Egyptian magic duel which Pegasus ported to a card game platform

Not videogames

Paper cuts

the holograms are hard light. some players are literal dark magicians. in the manga, the holograms were created by kaiba to emulate those dark powers after kaiba was traumatized by them and given nightmares for half a year

Look at this fag, he didn't read the manga!

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Get that ass to the shadow realm. Original series was the only good one. It's ridiculous what YGO has become.

I play this one card that causes whoever to lose this duel to die, except when they don't!

Watch this brutal attack and you will understand op

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Lol remember the English version where they replaced the blade with a magic glowing disc that, instead of cutting you, sent you to the shadow realm when it touched you

lol wut

>The guy built a fucking device to literally go to another dimension and duel Atem in the afterlife
Wait wut

Watch DSoD

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what did 4kids mean by this?

Way to shit on the original ending
>you've earned your peace in the afterlife
>jk fuck u it's card game time

Yeah, let's censor death with something even more worse. 4kids logic.

Beat me to it

he raped kaiba's mind twice and mokuba's once, if anyone's got the right to rob him of a comfy afterlife it's the kaiba brothers

what a ridiculous afterlife though. instead of playing games and traumatizing children whenever he wants all atem has to look forward to now is an eternity of sitting in a chair all day

Is it at least a comfy chair?

probably not

Is there any way to make the cards look better in the PSP games? running on PPSSPP ofc

when does my bland self insert get to fug this qt

nah all the card images are in delicious crisp native psp resolution and no amount of upscaling and filtering helps with that

Same way a game about spinning tops has international espionage shenanigans.

beyblades was toyetic from the start though

ygo's first and last arcs didn't even have focus on a marketable card game

G-Revolution was great. Minus Daichi
Plus Hilary and Mariah were some nice faps

IT'S LIKE A WHIRLWIND

INSIDE OF MY HEAD IT'S LIKE A

Yeah

It hurts when you suffer a loss

You monster

>No one in this show became official
I'm still fucking mad! Especially with pic related. I wanted them to fuck so badly by the end.

Oh yeah, hentai doujinshi of them never happened either.
Fuck you Japan!

>atem passes on
>yugi stops wearing eyeliner and bling
reee

>it's all gay shit

>"Heh. Looks like I'm about to win, Sup Forums!"

I don't mind the fujos having their faggotry but they don't have to co-opt most of the willing Yugioh doujinshi artists, those fucking cunts

Fucking rare hunters

>HOLD ON THERE, NOW YOU HAVE TO RECITE ULTRA CHICKEN'S CHANT

It was kinda cool that Mai ended up not being a one trick gimmick duelist after season 1. I forgot she came back later, fought Yugi almost won, got invited to Duelist Kingdom, got into top 4 again, should have defeated the main bad guy but literal plot armor stopped her, showed up for a lot of the filler, did more than Tea and Tristan. Was Mai a fairly relevant character in the manga too?

>I activate Ra’s 2538th ability which allows me to completely counter what you are doing
Fucking normal Marik in the city is a better villain than dark Marik

you'd think by GX era when the anime writers went whole hog with cute girls and giving the dumb main character a small harem more shit would have been pumped out but noooo

at least there's one dj of little yugi fucking silent magician in all her levels ending with the loli one so in a way i feel that is enough

>read that in her original dub voice
>have to deal with nu-mai in duel links
its not fair

>In One Piece, Zoro's rival died by falling down some stairs
>One Piece 4Kids dub changes it to a group of older swordsmen she humiliated in dojo duels hurt her so bad when she was alone that she could never raise a sword again

Her VA got replaced?

Yeah GX was full of girls, it was even set in a high school. Even the heroine was "not-Kaiba", surprised the big twist wasn't that she was Kaiba's daughter and inherits his blue eyes fuckery deck.

Give me back my right leg of the forbidden one Kevin I know you stole it, cunt.

very heterosexual

The anime adapt Duelist Kingdom and Battle City almost identically. Exceptions are the Big 5’s RPG and the Noah dude

Yami Marik was a scrub. He would have literally lost all his duels if not for pulling made up god card rules out of his ass

and even with THAT he still lost to Joey and would have been fucked if he didn't just so happen to pass out just as the finishing blow was being delivered and Kaiba went "O-Oh uhh Joey loses because he passed out"

if you don't have a preincarnate ancient monarch self to beam in and take over when you pass out you shouldn't be playing card games

see
Even Mai completely schooled his ass and if she didn't need to know the fucking Mantra, gg.

>make manga about weird kid with egyptian soul voodoo who plays punishment games with people that leave them injured, transformed, or even dead
>becomes marketing ploy for kids card game
>but it doesn't follow any of the rules at all

It amazes me how bad they flopped there, but at least it's so over the top and cheesy it's still hilarious.

I mentioned that as he would have lost all his duels

Its just Joey still beat him square despite Marik constantly making up god card hax while Mai lost to it

>2017
>people still don't know Yugioh is for teenagers in Japan but they made it more kid friendly for the rest of the world even though it's right on the fucking wikipedia page

the new va sounds like a bad vaudeville act.
Might as well be a guy trying to be a girl.

The card games was pretty much based off the manga. The reverse only happen from Battle City onwards

Oh shit, Puerto Rico?

yeah during the dragons arc, sounds like some southern dyke

>if you're not cheating all the time with ghosts in your head you're a bitch

it didn't follow the rules because the card game didn't exist for most of the time the manga was running

WHAT UP MOTHERFUCKS

THIS IS NOW AN OJAMA THREAD

You DO rank Chazz versus Don Zaloog (4kids dub for maximum dumbass cheese) as one of the all-time greatest duels in any Yugioh show right?

Magic

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>This smug lucky fuck

>Don Zaloog
i thought that was a card

What weak card game are you playing, OP?
I risk my life playing kid's card games every day.

>Mirror Force and Co.

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Yeah but he was also a duel spirit that tried to take one of the keys to the bootleg god cards, played by a Christopher Walken soundalike

Her armpit is making me hungry.

Yes, this was during the arc where cards were magically coming to life, in the early stages of GX. It was mostly a lame plot, but 4kids had the bright idea of giving Zaloog and his Dark Scorpions some of the silliest voice actors out there. The Don himself literally used a god-awful Christopher Walken accent.

It was pretty glorious, and the setup to the fight was actually not too shabby.

Ojamas pretty much made the best fights in the whole series, it was only when Yellow started talking that you needed to fast forward.

>ven the heroine was "not-Kaiba", surprised the big twist wasn't that she was Kaiba's daughter and inherits his blue eyes fuckery deck.
what

Why did they feel the need to make Kiba a girl?

are there actually any fun places to play yugioh online?
I haven touched this game since when battle city was first airing

>Watch an episode of GX S4 years later since it was never dubbed
>Jaden is edgy as FUCK and tries to finish his duels in the first few turns with no fun allowed

That's some character development right there

ygo needs more pits

>joey was 16
>mai was 24
>yugi was 15
>kaiba is 27


what the fuck

everyone knows what 4kids does and why they do it, it's still retarded.

time travel fixed his brain problems

Why are armpits so perfect?

Wait what? The first time Yugi meet Kaiba he wears a school uniform

>joey was 16
>mai was 24

you can see her nipples on here

kaiba was the same age as yugi

This is why I started watching this show. I remember the first episode I watched was them challenging the gate guardians in cable TV..

>WTF why are they taking this so seriously?

Proof where user?

>CEO of a multi billion dollar corporation

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Haven't played YuGiOh since I was in the womb what the hell is all this synchro summoning pendulum woogabooga jinga jive shit

>Tristian was 16
>Duke was 16
>Serenity was 12

That's pedophilia, you freak.

Makes you wonder what other parts of mundane life Atem was present for. Did Yugi just not masturbate at all for the years Atem was possessing him?

And Mokuba owned 2% shares of the corporation years before the anime happen
In the manga Kaiba debutted as a rich student

He was watching him the whole time

Kaiba became the CEO when he was in like fucking middle school, he officially still went to the same school as everyone else. Before he dropped out or graduated early or whatever

>japanese cartoon