>town square is a fucking gallows >one of the first cutscenes in the game has gang warfare, someone getting the shit beat out of them in the background >right after that someone mugs you >Pianta Mafia >every single female character in the game is attracted to Mario >a fucking computer is in love with Peach and makes her strip and walk around the facility naked >a minor character's dad from the first Paper Mario is found as a corpse, used as a throwaway joke >Flurrie >Russian Bob-ombs
Don’t forget the main villain is a horrific Eldritch monstrosity who made a 100 level murder dungeon for kicks
Brandon Williams
die
Adam Adams
fuck off emulator shill
Julian Barnes
that's just the resolution, the textures actually look really good
Ian Robinson
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Daniel Moore
holy shit... nintendo BTFO
Henry Lewis
>pixelated text I know that's fixed in the HD texture pack. Did that ever get finished?
Gavin Foster
>Post yfw we will never get another good Paper Mario game
Justin Roberts
You missed this The guy with the chair fetish
Benjamin Murphy
>a fucking computer is in love with Peach and makes her strip and walk around the facility naked
To be fair, she was invisible in that quest.
The creepy part of that is that he has to first watch Peach showering in order for him to fall for her.
Landon Cruz
Super Paper Mario still has the most "What the fuck"-tier writing in any Mario game ever. To this day I can not fathom how or why the writers got away with some of that shit they pulled in a mario game.
David Howard
you forgot
>villain is a literal demon
Didn't fit mario series at all.
Tyler Perez
>bad guy kills mario and the gang >mario, luigi and bowser end up in hell >peach ends up in heaven What did they mean by this? youtube.com/watch?v=l5S_wdRB_yA
Jaxson Moore
Like what? I don't remember much about it other than the nerd boss and Luigi getting brainwashed into being a bad guy for a while.
Aaron Rogers
>there are people that taped down their controller for the coin collecting segment
Gavin Lopez
Thats just the final boss. You're running after the Xnauts for the entirety of the game.
Liam Campbell
You mean Mimi's Mansion? Jesus Christ.
You talk to the other slaves and they offer you tips for Rubees, it shouldn't be THAT hard to figure out how to get to the vault.
Joshua Morgan
Don't forget it had a tranny
Jack Brooks
I enjoyed Super Paper Mario but holy shit is that game is the very definition of >want to replay game >remember "that part" >never replay
