If Sup Forums had achievements what would they be?

if Sup Forums had achievements what would they be?

0g - Untouched
Go an entire life without the opposite sex touching you willingly

god i hate multiplayer only achievements

More like thirty thousand cheetos.

Akshually, that would be a single player only achievement.

I thought that's what it said already.

There would be one for getting 100 (You)s with a single post.

10g - Blue Balls
Return to a thread ten hours posting to collect your (You)s only to find that no one replied to your post

kek
It only makes sense in a multiplayer game though.
Fuck off with this shit.

>A Deal's A Deal
>Get your thread stickied

>The Bigger They Are...
>Report a thread with over 300 posts

>...The Harder They Fall
>Report a thread with over 300 posts and have it get deleted

>Hook,
>Get 10 replies on a single post

>Line,
>Get 20 replies on a single post

>and Sinker
>Get 30 replies on a single post

>Master Baiter
>Get 50 replies on a single post

>Misplaced Priorities
Get banned for an insignificant reason while a Sup Forums and/or porn thread is reaching the bump limit.

25g - Leecher
Download 1000 torrents without seeding more than 10 Mb
5g - Wetworks
Accidentally douse yourself with your own piss bottle

>Accidentally

>In Plain Sight
Post a nsfw image in a thread and have it survive for 5 hours

Neet- 10000 posts

10g - The worst board

Visit a LOL thread
a healslut thread
an eceleb thread
a console war thread
a Sup Forums BTFO thread
a feet/furry thread
a ''blocks your path'' thread
a ''what did he mean by this'' thread
a waifu thread
and a Sup Forums leak thread (this can contain from CP to Blacked gifs)

Masking Your Scent - 0g
Purposefully douse yourself with your own piss bottle

LOL threads are Sup Forums culture you uncultured swine.

>Wooooow how was I supposed to know?
Post a NSFW on a blue board and get banned within a minute.

>Masturbation
>get 100 replies as an OP and it's all (You)

>They Do It For Free
Have your post deleted without explicitly breaking any rules.

>Dealing with Loss
>Successfuly create a parody of the infamous Tim Buckley online Webcomic.

>He comes
Lure Barneyfag into your thread

>fishermen
bait someone at least once
>newfag detected
catch someone who doesn't understand Sup Forums culture and point it out
>LOL
post a comic in the LOL thread
>eat fresh
post all 5 pieces of "exodia" along with the final complete image
>HE
get a x5 chain in a HE thread without breaking it.

>The enemy within
>Get a post to the front page of r/Sup Forums

>Master of Disguise
Get 10 (you)s by impersonating any infamous namefag

>Baby Steps: Posted in a thread
>Contributor: Posted a picture in a thread
>Faggot: Created your first thread
>Newfag: 10 total hours lurked
>Gay: Created 3 threads
>Sharing is Caring: Posted 10 pictures total
>Still a Newfag: 50 total hours lurked
>Mega Faggot: Created 50 Threads (please stop)
>Baited: Obtained 3 (you)s in a single thread
>Been Here All Summer: 150 total hours lurked
>Fisherman: Obtained 10 (you)s in a single thread
>Professional Browser: Post in over 500 different threads
>Been here all Winter, Too: 500 hours lurked
>Master Baiter: Obtain 15 (you)'s in a single thread, on a single post
>What Do You Want, a Metal?: Posted over 1000 times
>Berserk Dicksuckertron 9001: Created over 500 threads
>I've Been Here Since 2015!: 1000 hours lurked
>B&: Obtained over 30 (you)'s in a single thread, on a single post
>Did You Forget Your Snacks?: 2000 hours lurked
>It's Time To Stop Posting: posted in over 1000 Threads. Your parents must be very proud
>It's Called a Meta: Created a thread which was deleted by admins for being off topic
>I Don't Want to Talk About It: 3000 total hours lurked
>Practically M00t: Lurked for at least 5000 hours and posted in over 2000 threads. Can you go higher?
>A Quick Discussion: Created a thread which hit the bump limit
>Last Laugh: Be the last reply in a thread before it 404's
>Gay Nigger Faggot from Outer Space: Created over 1000 Threads

>If you build it
Post pony

>I miss you
>Replied "who?" to a post talking about moot.

>decent poster
>lurk at least 1 year before making your first post
Although with the states of the boards as they are now it would probably be meaningless.

>Oldfag
>Explain a meme's origin to a newfag even though it feels like the meme was still fresh just recently.

>No One is Right... (25g)
Argue in a thread until it reaches bump limit.
>...And Everyone is Wrong (50g)
Start a thread that reaches bump limit without posting in it.

Who?

>10g - the boogyman
tell someone to go back to Sup Forums 10 times

>Weeb Hunter
Get 5 smug anime reaction replies on one post
>Risk And No Reward
Post an off topic thread without it getting deleted
>Nostradamus
Correctly guess your post number

Achievement denied

>This is Sup Forums Souls
Get banned for the first time.

>tfw would have Master Baiter
feels... ok, I guess

>I browse it for the vidya articles
post smut in a waifu thread
>BIG FAT BAT
contribute to a rouge the bat thread
>loss in translation
post a loss edit
>pure love
accidentally click on /u/ instead of Sup Forums at least once.
>the only winning move
post in a e-celeb drama thread
>GG no re
bitch about gaming journalism.
>prepare for trouble
get doubles
>foresight
correctly predict your post number.
>you are the chosen one
get all of the same numbers
>pre-order bonus
post in a todd thread with a rare todd edit

>Guilty By Inaction
>Be the last post in a thread before it dies

>Ahab's Legacy
>Create a bait thread and get over 300 posts in it

>Zookeeper
>Create a stealth furry porn thread and have it survive for over an hour

>One Man's /trash/...
>Have your thread moved to /trash/

>...is Another Man's Treasure
>Have your thread moved to /trash/, then reach the bump limit

>You fucking wasted it
Obtain a GET

>Code Cracker
>Steal another board's GET

>Multi-track Drifting!
Derail a thread onto a new topic and have it continue until bump limit

>Please respond
Make 100 Posts with no replies

>Alt, right?
100 hours alt-tabbed out of a game on Sup Forums

>Delete this
Delete over 1,000 words or posts before submitting

>Unlimited Bait Works
Created over a thousand baits.

>Ketchup Kilgrave
Have 5 people respond to your post asking for sauce

>Memetic
Have your original image reposted by another poster

>Reddit Gold
Have your original image reposted by 100 different posters

>Wannabe Dungeon Master
Host a quest on Sup Forums that reaches bump limit without being deleted

>*unzips dick*
write a greentext porn story based on the current thread's topic.

>pic unrelated
create a thread in which all posts are about OP's image and not their actual post.

>The Dark Souls of Achievements
Make a video game related thread that actually talks about video games

>0.01% global completion rating.

underrated post

>transcended contrarian
create an opinion so mind-numbingly stupid that it goes beyond a normal bait thread and crosses into another level of irony, and rakes in 100+ replies

>the real reason we came
be the guy who just starts posting lewd fapbait pics and completely derail the thread

>the bravest soldier
defend any AAA game on Sup Forums, even the good ones

>out of the woodwork
mention an obscure series/game and have 5 people reply with a "my nigga" (or equivalent) post

>YOU DIED
fall for the Dark Souls meme

>doing god's work
go into gay husbando threads and telling everyone to seek therapy and the lord and savior jesus christ in an attempt to save them from their degeneracy

>can i fuck it?
ask the question "can i fuck it?" while referring to an inanimate object, for example, asking if you can fuck the lava in "save the princess" threads

r9k school shooter achievement threads are the best content on this entire site

>go five years without getting banned

>Stealth bomber
Dump questionable content in a dying thread without getting banned

1488g -FUKKIN BLAKS

Complain about blacks in everythread everyday for the rest of your days.

Do I Fit In Yet?
Create a post with 10 or more buzzwords.

Levels of irony.

>happy birthday - 1st ban
>you fucked up - permabanned
>above the law - rangebanned
>king of games - got that 5
>taking it for the team - posted sauce
>die you degenerate - summon barneyfag

>[You Tried]
>Make a helpful response to another Anonymous post where you receive no response in return.
How it would determine the post was helpful though, that I'm not sure about.

1488g - Ow the Edge

Spout a perfect buzzword combo!

>I Don't Want to Talk About It: 3000 total hours lurked
heh

>HE DOES IT FOR FREE!: Have your thread taken out by a janitor and make it again
>Penn_Jillete.jpg: Have your thread moved to /trash/

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Nice try

>Sup Forumsice patrol
Sway or derail the thread with political discussion

>don't stop me now
create a shitstorm of a thread and have it not be deleted for more than a hundred posts

>Ich habe keine Ahnung, wovon du sprichst: Deny that you're a Sup Forumsock while posting Sup Forums-like posts.