Sister gets you a birthday present based on the last videogame you played

>sister gets you a birthday present based on the last videogame you played

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Post pics of your sister

I wish I was closer to my sister. Both emotionally and physically.

Pics or you have no sister

Not going to post her here, but I can post her panties.

That'll do
But if there's a bulge I'll know it's you

Video games don't have bulges. Either way, this is my favourite vidya.

wow. so cool

Thanks. Not sure what type of birthday gift I'd be getting based on it, but I assume something neat and spooky.

Hammer Dracula movies

or an art book

>based on the last videogame you played
How about based on your favorite game? That makes more sense.
Mine would get me something ugly like this and I would feel bad about throwing it out so it'd collect dust at my place.

Neat.

That would actually be pretty sick, even if I'm not too big of a succubus fan.

My sister is in prison and has a white trash name ama

>recognizable, but not to the general public
>clean design
Love shit like this.

It looks childrish. Maybe it's the logo, maybe it's the sweatshirt itself.

What did she do? Why didn't you hug her more often?

>last played game was Nekojishi

Shame about the back though.

what are you gay? haha fucking faggot
Guardian Tiger is best husbando

I can't decide, I love all three of them and I keep going back and forth

Kidnapping and I was 5 so she was my big stupid sister. Are you happy now? You made me cry you big stinky meaniehead

It's okay. I know how big sisters can be.

>sister got out of prison a few years ago
>genuinely try to reconnect since she claimed she's different
>she is the same awful person, but sober
>screws me over quite a bit after I trusted her again, has no remorse
>eventually sever ties and family acts like I'm an awful person for it

The sister I had died long ago.

I always wish I had a sister. I have an older brother who I can't fucking stand. He thinks he's always right, no matter what. One time I corrected a mistake he made, about the Wii and 360 in sales. He said after the Kinect came out 360 sold more than the Wii. I told him that wasn't true and hkw he's wrong and he said "Fuck you. I don't give a shit."
He's 5 years older than me for the record.

My whole family may as well be dead because how much they changed due to causality and hand of God because man has no will even over his own destiny.

Your sister sounds like my aunt.
My dad is still depressed over how badly she screwed him over.

What do you think would be different if you had a sister?

I have no sister and my brother cut my family out of his life years ago.

My mom bought me some super comfy socks, some shirts, and a $100 gamestop gift card last year though, my dad bought me some whiskey and Monster Hunter 4U. I bought 7 games with the giftcard, played through Monhun while drinking the whiskey and wearing the socks.

Griffith no

I wouldn't have my asshole brother for one. The guy is just never able to admit when he's wrong. How is it I can admit when I'm wrong, but he can't? Again, he's older than me by 5 years

I don't remember having a sister OP

SO PUT YOUR GRASSES ON. NOTHING WILL BE WONG

I miss having petty arguments over stupid shit with my brothers...

Cherish them because once he's gone he's never coming back.

He did nothing wrong

>played through Monhun while drinking the whiskey and wearing the socks.
Sounds like a fucking good time, user!

having a sister sucks because theyre basically girlfriends youre not attracted to

its not like oreimo or whatever ecchi LN you creeps jerk off to. you watch the girl you give piggyback rides turn into a basic bitch and date assholes . does that sound fun?

Good. I'd be happier with him gone. 2 years ago, I went to an anime convention and when I got home, he chastised me for going, saying I'm a loser for liking anime and JRPGs.

>basically girlfriends youre not attracted to
Y-yeah. Not attracted.

That's what you get for not dating her first.

wow I wish my siblings gave me presents

>you watch the girl you give piggyback rides turn into a basic bitch and date assholes . does that sound fun?
Sounds like someone didn't do their job as a brother.

>sister gets you a birthday present
Sure thing OP, sure thing.

i'd like to know about your familial relationships. i'm sure they're straight out of the andy griffith show. you're not wrong though.

You're a fucking loser and he's doing it too piss you off like older brothers do. I miss having my brothers tell me stupid shit like swallowing gum staying your system for seven years or just fucking with me in general.

I can see why people kill themselves around the holidays when they look around the room and see that empty chair around the dinner table for Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner much like the space in your heart that's never coming back when they're dead. Time doesn't heal wounds user it just makes the ACH come around during the cold of winter.

Damage was done but I got out before it became serious. I just miss the person I grew up with. We all change, but there's some familiarity present. She's might as well be a cruel doppelgänger.

>Have a brother and step sister
>Brother stole money to pay for his shitty band's audio system, apparently sold my super rare Japanese Super Mario RPG trading cards for alcohol (and probably drugs.), lost my Nintendo DS Lite with Soul Silver, and removed the laneyard and protector off my Wiimote
>Step Sister gives my copy of GTA V and Last of Us to her brother amd lied about it, takes my room when she moves in for the first time, removes my wiimotes' protection shell and laneyards for no reason and was the sole reason why my step mother separated from my dad.
Why couldn't I get good siblings like the niggas from Sup Forums?

>Why couldn't I get good siblings like the niggas from Sup Forums?
>A guy who you cant play with because he likes autistic old singleplayer games
>A guy who you cant discuss because you like he dont
>A guy who you cant talk about videogames

>used to bully my younger sibling
>we switched roles as we grew up

user, at the time he was 26. I was 21. What fucking 26 year old makes fun of their younger sibling for something they don't like?

>played ESO
>My sister knows I like shirts and clothing as gifts when not PC parts since I always cabn use moire clothes

I guess she'd get me this: store.bethsoft.com/brands/the-elder-scrolls-online/altmer-dominion-hoodie

But given she's pretty good at sewing herself, she'd more likely make me one of her own design. And if she's paid attention... She'd probably make it Daggerfall Covenant since Dominion is kind of lame, storywise.

I am convinced that if I had a sister, I would get so much more sex.

Your family has a knack for removing the condom and lanyard from the Wiimotes huh.

He got bigger than you? I always wondered what it would be like to be bigger than my big brother.

I also wish the guy had done more to help me out when I was going through things he had been through. He never gave me any advice because of sibling rivalry.

>hearthstone
>that wallet kripp has

notbad.jpeg

yup, basically imagine virgin vs. chad. Not surprising really. I at least try to help with academic stuff.

If I get a 5 you have to tell your sister what you've just done.

THE FUCKING PALANTIR GODDAMMIT

My sister is dead, user... she would have bought me a plushie of Sakuya Izayoi, or something Touhou related.

>high school
>used to give younger brother shit when he'd act too macho or self-important
>get pissed especially if he was in front of other people or girls
>many years later
>give him shit when he acts the same way
>he and I just go back and forth and joke with each other

>ywn have a sister that encourages your alcoholism
And the brother I have doesn't even like alcohol unless it tastes like soda.
Life is truly suffering

>tfw come from a broken home and both sisters are horrible people
I am too but at least I'm aware of it.

If you hadn't missed the flags and gotten the bad end, things wouldn't have gone that way.

>tfw the only thing you know about your sister is that APPARENTLY she was part of the LotR music team

I still call BS

>game literally doesn't let you date her first

Having a single sister around the same age is like having a girlfriend you can't fuck. You stop fighting about petty shit as you grow and you become more or less friends with some shared interests. You accompany her wheb she buys clothes and as the guy you have to wait and carry it for her. Being a gentleman in public is pretty much expected. You go on "dates" eat at trendy restaurants she likes and watch movies with her you can tolerate. Then you go home and she cooks dinner while you wash the dishes.

>sister that encourages your alcoholism
sounds like a bro

I've never wanted to spend time with my sister.

yes fucks yes

I don't have a sister, but if I did
>dark witch shit
Uh oh.

Got 2 Zelda T-Shirts for my birthday, one of BOTW and the other of Twilight Princess

>nissan 100a model
>some assembly required
Perfect. If only i had a sibling.

>Crystal_Chronicles_Flask.jpg

>It's fucking MH Gen

>Last game played is Deep Space Waifu
>Don't have a sister

>Wolf Girl with you

Fek rack 2

Me too.
We will probably get either Dakimakura or the dojin namef after it.

Which dakimakura?

this ugly one

it doesn't even look like him

Yeah.
However this thing was official I think.

They have a lot of artists who worked on the game so now wonder.
Jacketbear did concepts originally
Then Nuko ( I think) drew CGs
Takemoto drew sprites.

And someone drew this...

Oh I thought it looked kind of like Takemoto but didn't think it was him.
I wish he did the CGs too, they don't even really look like the same characters in them and the appeal of their particular designs is kind of lost.

She actually got me several pokemon plushies

>bullied by older sister growing up
>switched roles as we grow up as soons I got tall
you deserve it

I'll take that challenge.

>5 year younger brother
>Played through Kirby Super Star together at our cousin's house
>I was Kirby, but tried my best to get him T.A.C.
>Forever bonded and is one of my best friends

Don't ever believe it when people say you can't make memories with videogames.

A flipper board? mkay

>Incestual Awakening
WHAT COULD THE PRESENT POSSIBLY BE

>older sister used to bully me
>she's a drug addict now
Fuck her

neat

does she accept weed?

Been playing Counterstrike I see.

>call of cthulhu: shadow of the comet
It'd be pretty cool desu

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