Shepard!

Shepard!

I never believed that captain anderson could be a solider at his age, and having him running around in the ME3 intro always seemed silly

I think the life expectancy of the average human has increased somewhat with the advent of cybernetics in the ME universe.

What really boggles the mind is how a coon could rise to the rank of admiral and/or councilor.

gtfo you useless NEET pos

I should go.

anderson was a g and you both know it

there are plenty of high ranking black men in the US military, and this is before the grand unification of mankind

Colonel Negro.

you dont say no to mr. potatohead

also my biggest complaint about mass effect is that shepard is a commander. mr potatohead gives it over to shepard, so, shouldn't he be captain shepard?

>black character
WOWWWWW, THE SJWS TOOK OVER AGAIN, WE WUZ STAR CAPTAINS N SHIT RIGHT? LOLOLOLOL

Commander is still a very respectable naval rank and it's not like the Normandy is all that big.

He is also a spectre.

>Future
>Racism

Sup Forumsfags need to bow to BBC now, or after your wife's dinner.

Cuck.

HAHAHA GOTTEM LOOOOOOL

You aight my nigga

He's actually a Lieutenant Commander, the executive officer on the Normandy below Anderson, and remains as such. I don't think Anderson actually formally gives the ship away to him which is why is rank doesn't change. He is still de jure Anderson's junior and XO on the ship all the way down until his death and presumably afterwards.

What he said. Anderson only gave Shepard the ship to continue the mission. It wasn't sanctioned by Earth.

>with the advent of cybernetics in the ME universe
That reminds me of how Shepard had a giant portion of his body replaced by cybernetics, but it doesn't affect the story at all. He doesn't ever demonstrate super strength or anything. There's even that stupid pull-up contest in the Citadel DLC with Big McLargeHuge which makes no fucking sense if Shepard's a cyborg.

Mass Effect franchise deserved better.

That's not a black character, that's a Keith David character.

F

It's sad that the game industry in general is going down the gutter with each passing year.

Wrex!

Nigger!

If we're already talking about the Citadel DLC: How does nobody spot the false Shepard, when your renegade character has all that glowing crap on his face and his clone hasn't?

FEMSHEP BEST SHEP!

femshep irrelevant shep

>still caring about racism when there are different alien species living along side with you
obsession?

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Reminder only autistic soyboy nu-males played "fem"shep.

That Shepard looks really strange

It's the protagonist from Andromeda.

Hack it out.

niggers be niggers, there being more species in the galaxy doesn't change that

how did we not get a tv or Netflix series? all they had were shitty comics.

Did casey really kill the franchise that bad? Someone has those movie rights and got fucked

Shepard! ..er..never mind, i'll come back later

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I'm from London you know.

always had femshep in this bad ass dress blues.

Femshep would make a fine ship officer and male gay shep would be a bad ass spectre that didn't suck alliance dick and was just a hardass.

I always felt sorry for that one guy that played femshep and online roleplayed like she was relevant in any sense what so ever

London, right? I could tell.

> .t bioware forums poster

They're too autistic to figure out that there's no such thing as a female ever being named Sheperd.

>at his age
He's 47 in ME1.

Kill me Pete

Why? It was so fucking bland, boring and cookie cutter as can be. Wasn't even an rpg, the armor and weapons looked fucking terrible and the plotline is generic "ancient evil has awakened". Fuck this series and let it rot in the bin with the rest of EA's droppings.

RAMIREZ!!!!!@!!!

Captain (of a ship) is a Naval rank. Shepard is a marine.

Shepard.

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>He doesn't ever demonstrate super strength or anything
The one time it comes up is when Shepard gets to use the M-300 Claymore shotgun, which is usually only used by Krogan because the kickback is strong enough to break a regular human's arm

Wrex deserved better. He's not even a character in fucking ME2 unless you import your game from ME 1 and saved him.

>Shepard! I BET YOU'RE CONSTANTLY WONDERING WHY YOUR CRUDELY MADE PORN ISN'T SHOWING ON SCREEN ANYMORE

Good thing he's the best no matter what.

>Playstation players got a short questionnaire thing to make the big choices from ME1 since they didn't have it
>PC players got dick because they were expected to have played the first game and imported their save

What's the best race in the ME Universe and why is the Krogans?

Hackett and Anderson were both great even in 3. They were probably the best characters to be honest. I guess it's because they were important but not tumblr bait so the community didn't ruin them as much.

>never got to see Wrex riding the Rachni Queen into battle in ME3 to help you fight the Reapers

Sup Forums, it hurts.

Allow me to introduce myself.
I am EDI. I am an awesome Computer thingy that does stuff.

rip kitty, god rest his soul

It's explicitly said by either Ashley or Liara in ME1 that humans live around 150 years on average.

Liara sex robot when? She won't even have uncanny valley effect, because human brain doesn't care when object doesn't try to look like human.

Except Liara looks human besides the ridges on her head. Uncanny Valley would absolutely happen

I give them 4 more years.
Problem is Canada already banned them (and they don't even fucking exist yet) because "sex slavery" and I'm sure as fuck the US will also have a shitstorm about it.

>his knowledge of the world comes from shitposts and memes he saw on Sup Forums
Canada didn't do a goddamn thing, dipshit

Oh shit, I haven't seen those ones, only when he was trying to pick up boxes. Can't believe they got him to do a flip

Oh they didn't actually, that's good. Though I'm sure they will when the sex bots come around.

jesus, the strength. Those legs never go over 90 degrees on the first jump

OBSESSED.

I’m not black! I’m OJ!

I unironically love the entirety of mass effect 1-3 - do you hate me Sup Forums ? ;_;

I can't help it, i just love it.

Google "twilek sex doll" and compare it to any other woman-like one. She looks more "real", despite not being a human. Your brain doesn't care if green alien with tentacles on the head doesn't look exactly like human, same with anime caharacters.

It's a future trillion dollar market (all money men spend to court women), US won't turn away from profits.

To be fair, Tali wanted to join up with Shepard but couldn't because of leading her own team while Garrus was eye-deep in shit AND knew Shepard was alive for ages before meeting him again to the point of Garrus being the big reveal between the two of them.

Ashley and Liara ware just cunts though. Especially Liara.