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>autistic, heavy metal music hater starts posting

metal jesus is a genuine guy and kelsey is waifu material

how come self-proclaimed metal heads don't listen to anything abrasive or heavy? What is it about the metalhead label that attracts nu-males?

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how can music be autistic?

>how can music be autistic?
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Gee, I don't know

Got any examples?

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>dadmetal is bad

If you don't already know you're a nu-male. Go back to your synthshit and gay power/viking metal you LARPer.

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>stop liking what I don't like

I mean I was just legitimately asking a question, but all right. I'm not really in touch with the ultra-modern metal scene.

>n-no leave my off topic shitpost thread alone ;_;

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Heavy Metal was never really that abrasive. Abrasive compared to traditional rock n roll, but not to your ears. The whole scene and all the imagery associated with it cam out of music that's pretty tame compared to what people are putting out today. Metallica's Kill' Em All was about as heavy as it got.

I'm not sure what you think heavy metal is, but based on your comment, I assume you're in a 15-25 age range and all the "metal" you've ever heard is actually from a genre far more influenced by hardcore punk.

>Generic tattoo'd Ima gmer guuuurl
>Waifu
neo/v/ in a nuttshell.

>Not even denying the fact that he doesn't even like real metal

And based on your comment I can assume you're a virgin nerd. Don't worry, maybe you can go listen to Children of Boredom and cheesey guitar solos while you wipe the tears off your face, soyboy

What is "real metal" to you?

I like MC Bushpig, but all that random noise is ridiculous.

Anything that isn't gay which you may think is subjective but its really not.

How to know if your metal is certified soy-metal:

- Synths
- Melodic
- Clean singing
- Atmospheric shit

These are only 4 factors and there's many more, but this is generally the gist of it.

I don't even listen or like any of that folk stuff but I don't care enough to shitpost about how it's not "real" metal.

He's a child, so it's whatever is tagged as metal on spotify

You were supposed to list off bands, not give an utter non-answer. You're really failing at this elitism act you're putting on, you know.

>- Melodic
lol

Because screamo metal is for try hard faggots user.

>I-I d-don't even c-care
>A-anyways, c-can y-ou please name some masculine bands p-please so i c-can fi-fit in with the big boys *cries whiles listening to Dark Tranquility and Judas Priest*

lmao fake it until you make it, scrub

metal? lol he listens to ghost and bon jovi

H I D D E N G E M S

No (You) for you.

I don't listen to emo screamo so try again poseur
lmfao children of boredom and burzum faggots think anything that isn't clean, wholesome, and makes them cry is 'screamo'

lel

>listen to some prog-rock with some buds on the beach
>some retards pass by and say they like metal too
>our faces when

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well you saved yourself some embarrassment because they didn't realize what you were actually listening to

>pretentious metalfag elitists
Literally the worst kind of subhuman

Hidden gem?

>being this assblasted about this nice channel

kys my man

>user goes on and on about "real metal"
>can't even provide any examples of what he calls real metal
lol

Me, personally? I only listen to harsh noise.
No synths, no melody, no clean singing, no atsomphere. It's basically the perfect genre.

This

>Walk around in my national socialist death metal t-shirt with covert hitler quote on the back
>Some fucking Kiss-fan scrub comes up in my face breath stinking like cheetos and soy products tries to claim hes a metalhead and asks for some recommendations
>Immediately beat him up in front of his asian girlfriend and HAPA child

Crisis averted.

>heavy metal rock
nani?

I fucking hate this lanky hairy faggot. People like him make classic game prices skyrocket and ruin retro collecting for the rest of us.

I don't need to post it. If your testosterone is below 1100 ng/dl you wouldn't get it anyways

I'm invoking the sacred triple dog dare. Fucking do it, faggot.

>death metal
Uh-oh. Rookie mistake.
You should have stuck to beating around the bush talking about synths and melodies. Now that you've mentioned a literal meme genre you can't keep the troll going.

real metal coming through. eat a dick shitheads who listen to trash music

>Its a meme genre because I'm too low test to get it

Anyways, death metal is just one of many methods of expressing true masculinity. Of course I do not corner myself to one form of aggressive music because of course I have taste

It's spelled "thrash".

The fact that you're so hung up on expressing "true masculinity" tells everyone here that you're actually a child. Either mentally, or physically. Nobody gets this hung up on trying to appear mature or manly unless they have something to prove.

Bullet for My Valentine fans are definitely miles more high test than Between the Buried and Me fans. I mean, just look at the definition on the man in the middle's arms. He probably slays more pussy than your average entry-level Iron Maiden fedoratard.

All forms of "metal" are gutter trash tier noise that only sub humans listen to.

what tattoos are you talking about?

she is knowledgeable and has a solid personal collection

What are you? A psychologist now? Even if you are, get a real degree because psychology is not a real science. Now run along, pussy. The metal patricians and high test crew are talking here.

>reggie shows his most loved game he has big passion for

HAH, COOL

EVERYBODY STOP FIGHTING AND POST YOUR GUITARS ALREADY

NO I'M NOT 13 YEARS OLD I'M 20 AND AUTISTIC

Here you go fampai

Yeah, taste for hamburgers. Have fun balding at 21 because of all the hair dye.

>Mike and James got mad when they got poked fun at

...

>Avenged Shitfold

lmfao guitar wankers never cease to amaze me. There's a correlation between guitar wankers and low test metal fans.

All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>tfw this guy died earlier this year
Feelsbadman

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>still hasn't posted any examples
How fucking dense are you, faggot? I've been fishing for recs this entire god damn time but you're too busy with your holier-than-thou act to realize.
Now, post something fast, loud and angry so I can fucking check it out. God. Fucking. Damn.

Actually I'm balding because of the extremely high testosterone. But of course it never mattered because my head is always shaved. (Like any real man should cut his hair in this post-9/11 world)

Never. Eat shit.

True masculinity has nothing to do with childrens music.

>when you're only 5'7" so you have to listen to aggressive music to feel like an actual man
At least, on the brightside, since you're only 16 you might still get tall enough to be a manlet instead of a midget.

I've got to say she has a terrible body - built like a fridge, no hip to waist ratio, chubby but in all the wrong places.

dont mind me. REAL metal coming through

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>metal
>past the age of 17
Is this some kind of joke?

>Now, post something fast, loud and angry so I can fucking check it out. God. Fucking. Damn.

What part of 'no' do you not understand? Jesus. Do you think you can walk into a lions den and expect to be inducted into the tribe? Because that's LITERALLY what you are doing

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>rap
>past the age of nigger
it's all a big joke

Because historically metal is just blues music with the brass swapped for strings.

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Not even 17 year olds have an excuse, it’s shit tier in every respect.

Mate we're on Sup Forums, not Sup Forums. This isn't your lion's den. You never HAD a lion's den. You're a joke.

See now someone's posting some good shit.

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Oh, Japan.
What is wrong with you?

Is phoneposting banned on Sup Forums? :(

holy shit dude you're mad as fuck for some reason

>Childrens music
You mean like Iron Maiden and Dio? I don't listen to those bands but I agree that they're for low-test, entry-level fags that don't like real metal.

>>when you're only 5'7" so you have to listen to aggressive music to feel like an actual man
>When you're so assblasted you start taking shots in the dark and hope something sticks

Also please use a real unit of measurement, amerifat.

literal plebbit tier. i hope you all kill yourselves

All metal in every form is children’s music and you’re a moron for liking any of it.

>dissing Dio

>This isn't your lion's den

It wasn't until now. I'm owning this thread. I am the center of all discussion. But a true lion conquers any territory he steps foot in and clearly I was successful.

"YOU'RE A JOKE!" ,i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

abrasive metal is a meme, classic shredding heavy/speed metal and the more relaxing genres like doom/stoner metal are far better than anything that has a logo that looks like a bundle of sticks

>wrong
nani?

All metal is terrible.

Listen to Ska instead.

Define clean singing, I would consider bands like Black Sabbath or Satan to have a clean singing and they're both great metal bands.

Your new shtick is pretending to never have listened to shitty fagmetal. Its quite funny because you're way too assblasted to not be a prog/melodeath babby.

>t. only listens to video game and anime OSTs

Damn...how did you know I was actually a a cob of corn? I've been found out.

>screaming and crying
>real metal
BfmV are pansy rock, one step above Linkin Park

when are we going to range ban the yurocancer? they and reddit are the reason Sup Forums went to shit. we need to cull these shitskin migrants once and for all