What stats would this give the player?

what stats would this give the player?

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enhanced focus and and perception

+1 obnoxiousness
- 2 intellect
- 3 charm

-10 INT permanently

heart murmur effect

*you're feeling woozy*

+2 speed
-3 endurance
+1 perception

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*fuck, I missed the opportunity to post a thumbnail for ants

>hippo campus shrinks

+1 speed and it makes a BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP sound

What does thatt even taste like? I had original monster once and it tasted like shit so I havent had any of the other ones

tastes lighter than the lo-cal monster

>+10 alertness for 30 minutes
>1% chance of heart attack (10 dmg)

It makes you swooce right in

What is the meme behind this particular flavor of Monster?

>+50 point bonus to monster marketing team's commission

It's a wh*toid thing