what stats would this give the player?
What stats would this give the player?
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enhanced focus and and perception
+1 obnoxiousness
- 2 intellect
- 3 charm
-10 INT permanently
heart murmur effect
*you're feeling woozy*
+2 speed
-3 endurance
+1 perception
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*fuck, I missed the opportunity to post a thumbnail for ants
>hippo campus shrinks
+1 speed and it makes a BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP sound
What does thatt even taste like? I had original monster once and it tasted like shit so I havent had any of the other ones
tastes lighter than the lo-cal monster
>+10 alertness for 30 minutes
>1% chance of heart attack (10 dmg)
It makes you swooce right in
What is the meme behind this particular flavor of Monster?
>+50 point bonus to monster marketing team's commission
It's a wh*toid thing